Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:14 pm

Dude, I'm a furry machine...how can I be an opossum?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:27 pm

You could be covered in opossum fur.

So if UNP is a furry machine, is he featured at Freddy's?

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:30 pm

No, I'm a mainframe server/cyborg made of ascii art and covered in textual fur

Have you ever thought about doing yoga? SORRY SYSTEM ERROR...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:34 pm

Depends. Does lying down on an incline count as "downward facing dog"?

Can cyborgs do yoga?

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:35 pm

Sure we can! But it seems a little pointless as our spines don't need it anyways...they just manage themselves...

Can dogs face downward?

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:30 pm

Yes, but can dogs face upward?

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Apr 07, 2016 8:15 pm

That depends on how good of a programmer or artist you are.

Why didn't I post this in red?

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:47 pm

.semil fo roloc eht s'taht ,esuaceB

Am I typing in indigo, or blue-purple?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:13 am

You posted in color

What language was that?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:17 pm

I don't know, couldn't get past the barrier without a Visa

Can I fly?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:22 pm

If you put some helium in you, you can fly. But don't overdo because you can explode!

Is Dracula red?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:33 pm

No he's draculin

Is it harder to lick your own elbow or your friends elbow?

Sylvan Denhouse · Post by **Sylvan Denhouse** » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:18 pm

Theirs. They live in Canada!

If a fish buys a frog, and the frog owns a fox, and the fox flies away, does the cow moo at the fish or does the cat eat the Hungarian Dance No. 5?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:16 am

The full moon comes out

When I watch television, am I watching television, or the television?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:05 am

None of them, you're watching Batman.

If I lurk the forums, I'll become a lurker?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:17 am

No the lurker will become you.

If I swallow a brick, will it be nutritious?

Sylvan Denhouse · Post by **Sylvan Denhouse** » Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:02 am

Only if it tastes of the fishes

Can a fox be a box, or a box, can it talk? Will it walk, can it balk, does it grow a tree stalk?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:17 pm

Yes, to all of those questions because I have seen them all before. A fox can be a box, and grow a tree stalk...and the tree stalk walks.

Can I manipulate the manipulation?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:02 pm

Yeah, you can manipulate the manipulation that is manipulating you. Only if you give me the win

Sonic arms are blue or skin colored?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:26 pm

Both

What if I ate an inedible eat?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 01, 2016 1:17 pm

You will be eaten by an ate.

What will happen if I leave this question here?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 01, 2016 6:21 pm

*Everyone refuses to answer it*

What if I made a wish on this thread in question form?

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun May 01, 2016 11:46 pm

You'd find a Llama making a salad on your bed.

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now".

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 6:58 am

The universe would turn into a rotten mango and explode!

What if I wasn't the one writing this?

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:23 pm

Then I'm EVERYWHERE.

Why do we have three letters that make the same sound? (C, K, and Q)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:26 pm

Because of the same reason why we have three letters sounding the same: C, S and Z.

What if I gave TwoManyTwo a fruit he hates?

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:32 pm

He could to us so we can draw a face on it.

Why doesn't sugar explode when we eat it?

Miral · Post by **Miral** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:37 pm

Because the fire ants has not arrived on the mouth yet, then it can't explode

Why the octopus has 8 arms/legs?

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:40 pm

Because they don't like magic(k).

Why is 9 less than 7?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:41 pm

Because 9 lives cats have more lives than 7 lives cats.

Why I'm running out of batteries?

Miral · Post by **Miral** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:47 pm

Because i'm absorbing your battery power (magically) to complete my top secret evil plan

Why the smile faces are called "smiles" when there are angry and demonic faces?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:49 pm

They're part of your evil secret plan

Why chameleons change color?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 02, 2016 9:53 pm

The color had to go somewhere!

Why am I writing this when anyone on the planet or outside of it could write it instead?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 03, 2016 9:54 am

Because you were chosen by Cerberus

Will the user below me give me a smart answer?

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 03, 2016 9:59 am

2+2 == 4

What would Ukrit look like if he were a cyborg as well?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 1:56 pm

Code: Select all

Like this!

Where goes a volcano when is empty?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 5:43 pm

to slug down orange sodas in depression

How do I uninstall software in a human brain?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 04, 2016 6:47 pm

By applying psychology! *bonks Ukrit with a club*
Asterix reference by the way

How are stupid questions made?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 04, 2016 9:13 pm

They're carried to the surface by swans

Where does homework come from?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 06, 2016 8:55 am

They come from home!

How small is a mini mod?