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!

Where'd he go?!
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Who?

What color are blueberries?
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Blueberry-colored.

Who's on first?
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Whoever goes before second.

Who's on third?
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Yes!

Have you ever heard of Abbot and Costello?
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That was a pseudonym Charlie Chaplin used, right?

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A very angry leprechaun

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Time to ask another stupid question.

Can I ask this question?
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I have no idea, just try if it works.

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Because I drank the tea.

Why didn't you drink your tea sooner?
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Because procrastinating always leads to good things!

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No it's my my wife. Now take your hands/paws off of her!

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About 15 years ago.

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Because the aliens wanted to borrow them.

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I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

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You!

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In a sandwich

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Well first you need a bigger pot to put it in...

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Only if it's a copper pot.

Why did you have to specify what type of pot you were referring to?
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Because I like to clarify things.
(To clarify: Not all things, that would take to long. Only things involving kitchenware.)

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You're caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.

Where is Bohemia, anyway?
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On the Interactive whiteboard.

Has it's pen run out of ink?
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Depends on how many bananas did you put in the oven.

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Just because the cat counted to seventeen.

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Because they had to bring it to Central and South America.

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Because english used to be unfunny german.

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Believe in yourself, and never lose sight of who you are. Only then will your questions be answered.

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About liars

Will you answer me with questions?
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Is that even possible?

Is a whole lot to much?
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Nah, it's once you get 2 or 3 lots that things get a bit tough to handle.

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I'm breathing.

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Somewhere between here and the edge of the universe.

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Well, why not luch at Griblys?

You're paying right?
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Of what?

Is Seinfeld a show about nothing?
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I don't know

Which is the question to this answer: "Saturn381"?
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What is the meaning of "Forum Games"?

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Life, the universe and who's a good puppy.

If there are 99 bottles on a wall, how big is the building?
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Big enough to fit 99 bottles.

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To live, but baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more...

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Because you came back. :P

Why am I so tired?
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