In Soviet Russia...

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:55 am

In soviet Russia, forum posts on users.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:03 am

In soviet Russia dog walks you!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:33 pm

In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:26 pm

In soviet Russia, Field mouse eats Hawk!

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:18 pm

In Siviet Russia, foxes hunt hunters.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:19 pm

In soviet Russia, you ban admin!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:46 pm

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SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:01 am

In Soviet Russia they make Russian Soviet jokes.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:52 am

In soviet Russia, bike rides you!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:13 am

In Soviet Russia... Dance Breaks You!

The Blue Fox · Post by **The Blue Fox** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:19 am

In Soviet Russia, clothes take off you!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:31 am

In soviet Russia law breaks you!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:53 pm

In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:47 am

In Soviet Russia the KGB and the secret services of the satellite states would extensively monitor public and private opinion, internal subversion and possible revolutionary plots in the Soviet Bloc.
In supporting those Communist governments, the KGB was instrumental in crushing the Hungarian Revolution of 1956, and the Prague Spring of "Socialism with a Human Face", in 1968 Czechoslovakia.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:52 am

While that sure is an interesting fact Punchy, it doesn't really fit with the theme of this thread. The jokes are supposed to be short and to the point, and not really based on true fact.

Example: In Soviet Russia, music listen to you!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:18 am

In Soviet Russia, you bonk mod!

Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:24 pm

In Soviet Russia, you try to kill Australia

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:47 pm

In Soviet Russia, Russia visits you.

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:53 pm

In Soviet Russia, deer hunts you!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:45 am

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:35 am

I Soviet Russia, thunder hears you.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:47 pm

In Soviet Russia, store pays you.

Invisan · Post by **Invisan** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:51 am

In Soviet Russia Wodka drinks you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:09 am

In Soviet Russia Joke tells you!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:10 am

In Soviet Russia, cake bakes you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:16 am

In Soviet Russia clown laughs at YOU!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:18 am

In soviet Russia cake is not lie, you are.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:19 am

In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you.

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:03 am

In Soviet Russia, walk take you for dog.

The Blue Fox · Post by **The Blue Fox** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:29 pm

In Soviet Russia, you get mud dirty

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:50 pm

In Soviet Russia, jail goes to you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:27 am

In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:11 am

In Soviet Russia, sandwich has you for lunch!

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:04 am

In Soviet Russia, exams fail you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:15 pm

In soviet russia, algebra learns you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:46 pm

In Soviet Russia, you bore lecturer.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:13 pm

In Soviet Russia, bandicoots eat quoll.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:19 pm

In Soviet Russia, fursuit makes and wears you!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:41 am

In soviet Russia, Characters RP as you.

Post by **Render** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:31 am

In Soviet Russia you observe the KGB.