Last poster wins.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:53 pm

*absorbs Fancy hat's minions and reiterates previous statement*

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:58 pm

I free myself from your collective, and insert a virus that prevents you from absorbing anything! Therefor, I win!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:02 pm

I congratulate you, then stab you in the back with a dagger while giving a classic evil villain laugh.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:55 pm

It took some time and reverse engineering, but by adapting assimilating and incorporating the virus we can spread even faster.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:11 pm

But that's what it was EXPECTING you to do. Then it's backup co-routines kick in, and the virus destroys all units of the entity known as 'win'. By default, that makes me the winner!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 6:09 am

*devours Tales*

Ahhh...

Now I have the WIN inside, therefore making me the winner.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:24 am

*punches tsMKG in the stomach making me the entity known as win*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:04 pm

*eats UNP*

Two winners! That means double WIN!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:30 pm

Your body now under the win's control pops your head off since it doesn't need it, and wanders away, leaving you on a park bench.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:54 pm

I purge the win construct of it's AI, and return it to it's former state. I, therefore, win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:21 pm

I win by blowing up the reactor

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Sep 24, 2016 5:05 am

Rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated so that I might make a comeback post and win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:16 am

I ignore you and win.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:03 pm

I kick your head away and take the win from your stumbling body.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:05 pm

The body explodes, making you fly away without the WIN. With my head, I grab the WIN.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:11 pm

I use a crowbar to open your mouth by force, and take the win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:11 pm

I eat the crowbar and hold the WIN in the mouth.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:47 pm

I shove a lit stick of dynamite in your mouth, then catch the win after it explodes.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:49 pm

Ever seen Scanners? I hope you have a hard head...

Oops, looks like you didn't. I'll take that win though.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:08 pm

The WIN melts rodents unfortunately.

Anyone here to grab the WIN?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:13 pm

I use your head as an impromptu holder to pick it up safely, and make a run for it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:15 pm

Is MY head the one grabbing the WIN.

So... I'm the winner

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 4:20 pm

technically, all of you needs to be here for that to count, so no, you actually aren't. you're technicaly an 'item' right now.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:10 pm

I punch you in the face, stunning you, and giving me enough time to grab tsMKG's, which is still holding the win.
When I get far enough away, I drop kick his head, causing him to drop the win, and for me to obtain it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:05 pm

apparently the win also melts bears. too bad you got rid of tsMKG.

I respawn about the same time he does (only had 1 hp left), and we go for pizza somewhere far away from strange violent bears. WIN!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:16 pm

I finished the pizza first, therefore I WIN!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:45 am

While you were busy eating pizza, I stole the win while wearing gloves to prevent me from melting!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:50 am

The gloves melt because thy were made of ice and it was a sunny day.

I grab the WIN and run away.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:53 am

I teleport ahead of you, trip you, then grab the win for myself while wearing metal gauntlets.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:57 am

I curse you so you can't move and take the win from your hands.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:43 pm

This game I made is still going? I Soooooo Win~

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:48 am

The WIN is too spiky so you pop and I grab the WIN from a popped pooltoy fox.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:11 pm

I point out that he looks more like a plushie than a baloon, and wouldn't have popped.

which is where the ride-on lawn mower comes in.

I'm not sure which shreds are yours, which are his, and which are the win, so i'm just gonna stuff all of it in a bag and sort it later. Se ya!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:36 pm

I have to point out that he has a flap on his tummy therefore he's a pooltoy.

I also have to remember you that the WIN melts rodents so when you were sorting the mess in the bag, you melt.

Now there's an even bigger mess consisted of shreds of the pooltoy fox, my shreds, the WIN's shreds and rodent liquid

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:51 pm

This is getting icky. I put on a biohazard suit, clean up the mess, and then ban you all for messing up the nice, clean room.

Since I'm now the only one left I take the win and start posing for selfies with it.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:20 pm

Whilst you'd do that, I'll thank you for doing such a thing Furr! We both win!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:25 pm

Furr didn't rebuild the WIN so he didn't win.

I rebuild the WIN and apply glue to it.

Now I have a complete WIN therefore I win!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:28 pm

I harpoon you, then steal the complete WIN, therefore I win!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:30 pm

I grab you with Furr's selfie stick and take from you the WIN.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:25 pm

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sudo apt-get install win

therefore I win