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Re: Last poster wins.

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I am the first one to post in this thread for 2018.

Therefore, WIN!
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It's still 2017 in my Time Zone. So I'm holding the win for now. :P
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Nope.
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Yup. I drop the 2018 ball on you and take the prize.
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*steadily holds a 2019 ball over your head*
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*steals both the 2018 and 2019 balls, along with the win*
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Kicks the balls away and steals the win while you run after them.
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Declares your kick off-sides and snitches the win while you, too, join the quest for the absent sphericals....
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*pushes the Universal Master Reset button*
Would you look at that, i'm the only one here, i guess i win!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Being the only one here, you soon die of loneliness, the population is restored and, as everyone tries to figure out how to get the internet back, I seize the prize and claim the win.
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I sing with Tiger, you give up the win and I win! https://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/v ... 54#p812454
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You and Tiger are assailed by mobs from The Society to Defend Christmas by Preserving Original Nineteenth Century Carol Lyrics, forcing you to drop the prize to flee for your lives, I snatch up the win!
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I guess I win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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no you dont.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am pretty sure I won.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I schedule a press conference to announce that "I won."
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No one believed you at the press party. I still think I won.
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have fun with that.

*starts looking up how to have somone comitted as delusional*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Thinking you won something does not make you delusional, besides, I could be talking about anything, like winning acknowledgment from a forum game.
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*bad doctor costume* Yesss... zis vun rekwiers imediat attention. *holds up electrodes*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You can stop now.
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((You do realise that 80% of this thread has been random tomfoolery for no reason right? half the time we're stealing everything that's not nailed down or pulling dumb pranks to one-up eachother...))
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The massive outburst of electricity used by the deranged doctor crashed the utility grid and with the city plunged in darkness, I seize the prize and win again!
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Yes I do know that, but it never said what we can and can't say.
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well you seemed to be taking everything way too seriously. you need to relax.

Oh, and if anyone's looking for this sword, point them at a different thread or something.

*switches the win for a sword and runs off*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Why are you attempting to snitch a win for a sword when you have an axe?
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Hey guys'n'gals, you're supposed to tell a reason why you win... or how you win.
Zesortinge wrote:Yes I do know that, but it never said what we can and can't say.
At least you have to win somehow...

I win by telling you that you all lost.
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I win because I was eating when I typed this.
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While you're diverted devouring, I snatch the prize and win.
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I was am done eating; therefore, I won against the food. *Cringing at what I just typed.*
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you fail at english therefore i win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I win because you are weighed down by your purple axe.
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Wresting away the purple axe, I hack my way to grape-hued victory.
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I am no where near your hacking craze, in fact, I am just slapping at a pointless button.
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yeah, i got nothing for that, i'm still trying to figure out how in the world west has one of velvet's projections when they only seem to be solid for her in the show.

oh, by the way, does anyone need a severed megazord head, and/or transforming space shuttle? I won earlier but I don't know what to do with this thing.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I continue slapping at the pointless buttons as balls start to rain from the sky. (As long as nothing with a point appears, the button will be pointless.)
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I press the "WIN" button and guess what happens next...

I WIN! :)
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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The win button turned out to be a troll as it caused you to hallucinate that scene.
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I call the cops and they get arrested your for causing a lot of hallucinations through illegal means and they give me the WIN that belongs to me :D
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The scene you just described turned out to be a hallucination caused by standing near the "win" button that I had absolutely nothing to do with.
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