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Re: Last poster wins.

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Hey, I didn't break the temple, it was Keene's fault! While you're thinking about it, I'll just hold onto the win for you.
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Too late, authorities are on their way, in the mean time; they'll need your win for evidence, I'll grab it and take it in for you!
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As the authority, I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate that win from you. Thanks awfully.
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I'm in the clear, but I'll be moving to Mexico just in case and I'll be taking my win with me. *sounds of struggles* Thank you very much.
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You will find that both of your wins are merely the latest in a long string of counterfeits. Worry not though, I have secured the genuine article in my secret base.
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Mmmmmmh... *stares at WIN while in Buster's mansion*

*as he dissapears, the WIN does it too*
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Quickly discerning your presence through infrared spray, I successfully snatch the WIN while you're blinking back the nausea (gotta do something about that sulfuric aroma or the EPA's gonna burn my toast).
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Unfortunately, they found you. And while you're dealing with the resulting litigation i slip away with the win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I haven't posted in a while. No one cares about that but they gave me the win anyway
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Yeah yeah :roll: Behind the face I know you're not really sad and you're just being greedy for the WIN so I take it from you.
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...telekinetically tosses tsMKG a certain gold coin and takes the win when his hands get smaller...
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I win because of the lack of logic in this sentence.
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I win be wise both this sentence and the idea it contains is highly illogical.
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I win for proceeding whilst NHWestoN's waiting for the logic bus.
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I win because I am not Welsh.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I confiscate your win for making a statement that could be perceived as racist towards welsh culture.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I pinch the win whilst you deal with TUAY. But then I split it with you coz we're friends.
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Not wanting two such good friends to come to blows over dividing the spoils, I gallantly intervene to nip the win for my selfless noble self.
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I slap you so I can steal the win.
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Ow! Wrong thread ... and while you squabble with the Mods, I surreptitiously pinch the prize and win...
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Mods aren't that easily confused! That's why you have to be a ninja like me... *knocks over lamp* *trips on a chair* *sprains toe on the edge of a bookshelf* So... Yeah, I'll be taking the win
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I currently have the win because I currently have the most recent post.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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And now you don't.

You are, however, stamped for Timbuktoo and I have put the correct postage on. I wave as the Postie picks you up and takes you to the sorting office.
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I steal back the win because you replied too quickly.
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I hide the win, make sure you're on the mail plane, and retrieve it in safety.
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I'll just take the win, because why not
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Because I've got it !! Ahahahahah (or words to that effect) !!
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I take the win while you proclaim success without you knowing yours is a replica.
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"TheSilverFox51 used fury swipes"
"Attack x 4"
"It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
"TheSilverFox51 takes the win"
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(Normal type moves aren't super effective.) I steal the win will you get attacked by the Greninja you accidently hit.
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Using standard font according to basic typographical rules allows me to snatch the win.
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I nip in from the sidelines and whip the win away from you.
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I superglue your paws to the ground and run off with the win.
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While the others are waiting for an ambulance to arrive, I'll just steal the win using what little skills I have.
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Oh, no! You got run over by the ambulance! I'll just help out those dedicated paramedics by getting the win out of the way...and keeping it....
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Good for me, I'm out of the hospital now! I can take the win back, so thank you very much for keeping it safe!
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I win because the win you had vanished into thin air.
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...but I reverse your elementary conjurors trick using a rejected Penn and Teller gambit which accidentally fell into my possession leaving you with a despondent, middle aged rabbit while I capture the win.
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... ... ... Magic is confusing, I’ll just turn you into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put you in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! …Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this. You're poisoned now, so I guess you give the win to me as a last wish
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Nope. I rescue LamaWest and we go on an entertaining if slightly convoluted adventure. I'd call that a win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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