Last poster wins.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:30 pm

I nibble on your arm and take the win while you are distracted

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:32 pm

I call control, tell them you're rabid and win as they tranquilize you. Fifteen times.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:34 pm

I grab a Monster and chug it down for one last boost of energy and run off with the win before the tranquilizers take effect

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:36 pm

I chug another energy drink and use the wings it gives you to keep ahead of you.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:40 pm

I hide in my fox hole and bury the win before I fall asleep

Post by **Render** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:08 am

During your sleep your win gets void and I win automatically.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:50 am

Welsh Halfwit wrote:I win because I make you serve me. I can has cheeseburger?

Yes, you can! *smashes it into your face, and keeps the receipt that shows the win... which is obviously now mine*

Deske wrote:*swaggers in for the win*

no...just... no.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:55 pm

Yes rathead, yes.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:23 pm

Nobody wins.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:27 pm

I win

Post by **Render** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:02 am

With just "I win" you cannot win. I win here.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:12 am

So adding one word makes it better?
I don't think you can have that win. So I win.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:55 am

If I win, everyone will win!
Eventually.
Maybe.
If I'm in a good mood.

...yah, I just win. ^.^

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:26 am

VEB152 wrote: If I'm in a good mood.

I will give you a cookie if you let me win.
Oh wait...

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:41 am

*takes a cookie and a win*

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:56 am

I take your cookie from you, along with your win

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:02 am

I lay a cookie trail that sends you up a mountain so I win.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:17 am

I swing my pickaxe and remove the mountain and take the win.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:58 am

I surprise you all and take the win.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:10 pm

Looks like Drake won. Oops, nope - it looks like I won.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:44 am

Sir, you are obviously delusional, for it is I that has won.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:43 am

How can that be, seeing as I have just posted after you? Clearly I am now the winner.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:59 am

Unfortunately (for you), you are incorrect. As you can see, I'm the true winner.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:07 pm

Did you not see m3, jumping from your nose the cross the win line first?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:11 pm

Ah, but I had already crossed the line and was waiting with your second place trophy.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:15 pm

This trophy says #1. See? It's made of gold whereas that one you have is polished Cheese.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:18 pm

Ah, but the #1 refers to the person who obviously was going to lose to me - thank the support of mediocrity. Everyone knows that cheese is the ultimate prize.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:29 pm

Well your trophy's been eaten by Rats so there's only mine. I won.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:35 pm

The rats continue eating and your trophy is one of their victims. Fortunately I had time to get a picture with my trophy and post it online before it got eaten. Looks like I won.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:43 pm

I get the picture blocked as fraudulent and obtain the Rat's testimony that mine was #1.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:47 pm

I find a loophole in the testimony, deeming the Rat a liar and that I am the true #1

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:55 pm

In determining that the rat lied, you proved that the picture was genuine. Therefore, I am again #1.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:02 pm

But you have no proof. Whereas I have given the judges bottles of whisky. Which are all at least 40% proof.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:06 pm

Your bribe automatically disqualifies you, leaving me the winner.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:07 pm

You, however, tripped over your own feet. So I win. And zip into a hole before you can stop me.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:14 pm

I had placed a mouse trap in that hole earlier, so I win. (Don't worry, though, it was a humane trap).

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:36 pm

I had removed the trap after you put it in and was waiting in the hole. I snatch the win and hide in the middle of a crowd of a black metal concert (which means many of them have spiked armbands. Have fun finding me

)

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:00 pm

I, being short, am able to avoid the armbands and locate you rather quickly. I steal back the win and slip back into the crowd, where I disappear below waist level.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:30 pm

I rally the crowd, who starts to mosh around you as I take the win.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:22 am

I come out of hiding in the crowd and snatch the win unexpectedly.