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With the living situation of an ordinary house, I win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I, Cools McSlick, flank y'all on my Gucci hoverboard and cop the win. It's what kids do these days, right?
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Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and it's time for another Sam Adams while I reach across from my rocking chair and pinch the win. It's what geezers do these days....
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I win because cars exist.
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I win because my car reached the finish line first.
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I win because I relocated the finish to line to directly in front of me
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I win because I am decent at racing games.
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I win cuz I pwn at vidya gamez
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I snitch the win while your concentration is riveted on video games.
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I take a break to get some pizza rolls, and catch sight of you trying to take the win. My epic gamer reflexes trained me for such a moment 8-)
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I win because I have encountered a popular YouTuber in a video game.
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I win because when I was younger I went to a convention and talked face-to-face with the CEO of Roblox
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I win because Vanoss is probably more well known than the CEO of Roblox.
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I take advantage of your gaming entanglements to pinch the win.
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I win because I have a can opener.
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But since the problem called for a box cutter - which I just happen to have - I win.
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I encase the win in a box sealed with Flex Seal, then run away with it!
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You're apprehended for speeding and while you're trying to explain to the heartless authorities, I persuade them to give me the win.
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But I'm a ruthless criminal! I don't spare a second for the coppers, so I speed out of there and chase the win 'til it's mine!
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I win because I can easily access salt.
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....and, with access to water, diluting the salt allows me to promptly crib the win.
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I win because I have a keyboard.
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I WIN BECAUSE I BEAT THE ELITE FOUR FIRST TRY IN POKEMON Y
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I win because I have mint chocolate chip ice cream with sprinkles.
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I win because I beat the Elite Four in Sun and Moon on my first try. The bug electric type is pretty strong. I think I one-shot the professors Decidueye with it.
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Hi.
Takes the win and disapears again
Bye.
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I win because I have cinnamon.
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So I dump a truckload of overheated bread on you and now you're cinnamon toast … and I win.
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Mmm.....cinnamon toast. That's always a win for me.
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Pinches the win whilst people are eating Cinnamon Toast.
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Hey let's trade. Here's a loaf of toast. I'll take that win
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Ok. Whomps Vanice with the loaf. Feels bad about pinching win so pinches Vanice too.
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Hey no fair! give me my loaf back then! And my win-no wait i got that back. Carry on then.
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I WIN BECAUSE I AM THE SUPER NERD!!!!!!!!!!
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Fortunately, nerds love cinnamon toast and … while you're distracted … SNATCH!!
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I win because I have cinnamon toast and eggs.
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I scramble your eggs … and win!
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I win because I don't like Cinnamon Toast and so I throw a tactical fish at you and take the win, then I teleport into the pocket dimension inside a giant's pocket
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Fortunately, my sociology fellowship in petty criminal studies prepared me to engage in pickpocket entrepreneurship and I nip the win from your giant colleague's vest. Yay, liberal arts training!
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I win because I threw toilet paper at your horse.
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