Last poster wins.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:23 pm

The fact that I won was implied.
So I win by correction

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:58 pm

You know what?

The Game,

You just lost it.

So I win

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:11 am

I win because I'm using an iPad before work...

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:33 am

Crux wrote:You know what?

The Game,

You just lost it.

So I win

That is mean, I am kind of sad.

aBritishfox wrote:I win because I'm using an iPad before work...

I can't really top that.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:42 am

Does not having an iPad count for a win then?
I'll consider it is and win then.

Post by **Render** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:19 am

I don't even want to have an iPhone and this lets me win again.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:56 am

I don't have any kind of I products. Including Idrops.

Post by **Render** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:52 pm

Since you all the time forget to win, you loose and I'm still winning.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:57 pm

I steal your trophy so I win.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:38 pm

I win cause I work at a burger Joint

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:57 am

I win because I make you serve me. I can has cheeseburger?

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:02 am

May I win while you're eating? Pleeeease?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:28 am

Bam. I win.

Eat that.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:30 am

Out of compassion, I let you win. For a little while. Then I win.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:31 am

But AHAH! I win once again.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:06 am

Ah, yes, but your victory only counts if no-one slips in ahead of you. Which I just did. MMy victory, I think.

<Hides Trophy. Readies a silver plate egg-cup with the word 'winner' on it for the next person.>

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:15 am

Victory is not about the prize, but order of messages.
Which kinda makes me win for a few minutes.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:23 am

Well, for eight minutes anyhow

Post by **Render** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:29 pm

Okay, you had the prize for a few minutes more, but now it's mine. I win!

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:34 pm

Thanks for keeping win warm for me, Render! *wins*

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:37 pm

I am an adorable fox with an award winning smile. Therefore I win *Takes the trophy from VEB*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:44 pm

You're a Fox wearing a Peanut disguise?

<Swipes the win.>

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:52 pm

How else do you think I get away with walking everywhere without animal control on my tail? *Takes the win back and scurries off*

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:05 am

I win.... Mission Complete *clicks button and thread blows up*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:58 am

I win because it's my thread and instead it blows you up

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:03 am

I float under you, having been holding on to the string attached to your belly button, and pinch the win.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:52 am

I fall from the blown up thread and grab onto Welsh, taking the win from him

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:49 pm

I'll get a win while you all fight for it to keep it safe, 'kay?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:54 pm

I cadge a lift and steal the win.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:05 pm

You thought that getting rid of my internet would help you win?
You were wrong, I still win.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:14 pm

Thanks for taking care of my win for me while I was at work. I'll take it back now *Takes the win*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:15 pm

*Bungeejumps in, steals the trophy and goes back up to safety.*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:17 pm

*steals the trophy from behind*

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:53 pm

*Takes the real trophy and replaces it with a fake replica, running off with the real one*

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:52 pm

*uses a magnet to pull the trophy to him*

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:24 am

*watches Oceans Twelve and steals trophy like a spy*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:37 am

*Watches the original Ocean's Eleven and steals the trophy back with style and panache.*

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:04 am

*reports you all for thievery and gets the trophy back

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:08 am

*Takes your statement regarding the crimes, takes the trophy as 'evidence' and drives off in victory.*

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:18 am

I break the sequence, and get the trophy.