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I win because evil never wins and I'm a little less evil than you
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I stick a trucker hat on your head, and a green paintball shirt on you, then ducttape/staple you to the ceiling, because i read it once.
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I sign a non-agression pact that states that we will not attack each other or act as a dominant power over each other. Everybody wins.
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You do realize that parties who refuse to sign an agreement technically aren't bound to it, right? You loose.
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Well, what if the site administrators sign it also? Everybody wins.
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D-Rock locks the thread but comments before he does it because he's evil just like that
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I ban D-Rock for modding outside his jurisdiction and confiscate the win.
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I take the trophy to "get it engraved for you" and "put it in your cabinet". Oh, dear, they seem to have inscribed MY name...
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I unleash a insane ninja turkey on you and steal the win from you whilst you're fighting it off.
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I steal your hat and devise a long quest for you to retrieve it, and whilst you are distracted, I swipe the win.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I pass you a comb and, whilst you comb your mane to perfection, I grab the win.
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I win
Off to a good start.
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No
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You stop in terror at the sight of an eraser. I scuff your lines and win.
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I win because I just rewatched all the Jurassic Park movies in one sitting...
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I win. It's your punishment for watching the last three.
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I win becuase I haven't watched Jurassic world yet.
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I win because I didn't watch it after you didn't watch it
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I win due to watching the five Tremors movies today.
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I win by incinerating my monitor by taking my glasses off
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I win because you don't have a monitor anymore.
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I win because Render can no longer monitor my wins.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I flood the entire universe with the worst flavor of icecream: Strawberry.

Not sure what that will actually accomplish, but it gives me something to do.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I win because I like strawberry ice cream
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I win because I made a milkshake of the ice cream
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I win because I drank all the milkshake
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I shake you up vigorously. So you suddenly don't feel so well and I win.
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Would you Kindly hand me that win? Good...Now, Would you kindly walk out that window over there..And that's one problem taken care of..
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Wonders when Hat will realise the 'win' was made of low quality dark chocolate and there was a rope to ground level at the window. Keeps winning.
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David Campbell - 7 – 8 – 9 – 5 – 4 – 4 – 6
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*casually plucks the win from Welshie's paw as he runs past my hiding place*
*hides again with the win*
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I find you and bop you in the nose for banning me when I had the win and didn't notice it.
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IT ME I DO IT AGAIN.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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Uh, Tee, your avitar is broken again.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I take the win while you're distracted by the missing avatar.
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Global Warming.
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I throw a ghost at you and as you are being haunted, I grab the WIN and run away.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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I trip you with your scarf and take the win.
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Kilo - 2-8-3-9-10-2-5
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Leslie – 4-6-4-5-6-9-7
Leslie
David Campbell - 7 – 8 – 9 – 5 – 4 – 4 – 6
Corp Davidstow 6 - 6 - 7 - 3 - 6 - 6 - 5 (reactions 7 Combat 9)
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I trip you with a golf club, take the win and calmly, ever so non chalantly...Run back the way I came.
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I take your golf club and relentlessly beat you with it, then wander off with the win afterwards.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I stab with your own dialog balloon and run away with the WIN.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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