Last poster wins.
Re: Last poster wins.
I win because evil never wins and I'm a little less evil than you
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
I stick a trucker hat on your head, and a green paintball shirt on you, then ducttape/staple you to the ceiling, because i read it once.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
I sign a non-agression pact that states that we will not attack each other or act as a dominant power over each other. Everybody wins.
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Re: Last poster wins.
You do realize that parties who refuse to sign an agreement technically aren't bound to it, right? You loose.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
Well, what if the site administrators sign it also? Everybody wins.
Re: Last poster wins.
D-Rock locks the thread but comments before he does it because he's evil just like that
- Hlaoroo
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Re: Last poster wins.
I ban D-Rock for modding outside his jurisdiction and confiscate the win.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
I take the trophy to "get it engraved for you" and "put it in your cabinet". Oh, dear, they seem to have inscribed MY name...
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Re: Last poster wins.
I unleash a insane ninja turkey on you and steal the win from you whilst you're fighting it off.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
Re: Last poster wins.
I steal your hat and devise a long quest for you to retrieve it, and whilst you are distracted, I swipe the win.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I pass you a comb and, whilst you comb your mane to perfection, I grab the win.
Re: Last poster wins.
No
I win
I win
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
You stop in terror at the sight of an eraser. I scuff your lines and win.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I just rewatched all the Jurassic Park movies in one sitting...
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win. It's your punishment for watching the last three.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because I didn't watch it after you didn't watch it
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win due to watching the five Tremors movies today.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win by incinerating my monitor by taking my glasses off
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because you don't have a monitor anymore.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I win because Render can no longer monitor my wins.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
I flood the entire universe with the worst flavor of icecream: Strawberry.
Not sure what that will actually accomplish, but it gives me something to do.
Not sure what that will actually accomplish, but it gives me something to do.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I win because I made a milkshake of the ice cream
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
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- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
I shake you up vigorously. So you suddenly don't feel so well and I win.
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Re: Last poster wins.
Would you Kindly hand me that win? Good...Now, Would you kindly walk out that window over there..And that's one problem taken care of..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
Wonders when Hat will realise the 'win' was made of low quality dark chocolate and there was a rope to ground level at the window. Keeps winning.
- Hlaoroo
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Re: Last poster wins.
*casually plucks the win from Welshie's paw as he runs past my hiding place*
*hides again with the win*
*hides again with the win*
Re: Last poster wins.
I find you and bop you in the nose for banning me when I had the win and didn't notice it.
Re: Last poster wins.
IT ME I DO IT AGAIN.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
Uh, Tee, your avitar is broken again.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
I take the win while you're distracted by the missing avatar.
Re: Last poster wins.
Global Warming.
Re: Last poster wins.
I throw a ghost at you and as you are being haunted, I grab the WIN and run away.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
I trip you with your scarf and take the win.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I trip you with a golf club, take the win and calmly, ever so non chalantly...Run back the way I came.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
I take your golf club and relentlessly beat you with it, then wander off with the win afterwards.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
I stab with your own dialog balloon and run away with the WIN.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199