Housepets!

The name of the game is in the title, but yeah, the last poster wins, bit like "King of the Hill", but really, the last poster wins.
Rules:
1. No spam
2. no saying only "I win" as that counts as rule 1.
3. do sentences...this is all rule 1 isn't it?
4. follow rule 1 and 4!

Let the games begin.

Seems like I win already.

No, I will not be beaten by a mod, I win.

Do I win when you give in? (That's a rhyming win at least :lol )
I will win!

I will NEVER give in, neither will these guys...hergo, I win.

I shall walk In and proclaim victory before then so you cannot!

I just found out about this, therefore I win!

Ah, but I am the creator, therefore I win

I do have a chance, do you know why?
I win

I win since anything's possible.

But not for you. and not today. so I win.

*Clambers over Rat*
Nope, I win because I climbed my way to the top

*throws him over my head and onto the rocks below* Nope, I win because you've finally hit rock bottom.THUD!

I clamber back up and cling onto your head, I win because I'm the bigger man

I pull you down, place you on the ground, and measure us...
You're 5 feet tall, i'm 8, with my wings that's 14 feet
I win because you didn't measure, and I'M taller

Baade 152, nearly 30 feet 9 meters high...
Aviation and I win?

Nope! You lose because you're still flying high!
Meanwhile I'm down on a boat, with a mermaid, winning at everything; including this game.

Since when mermaid and boat is a win? Space Kraken, on the other hand/paw/wing/whatever... Is nothing but victory if you survive!

Space Kracken huh? somethin's fishy around here, and it aint the just the mermaid's kiss *she goes to slap me with her tailflipper* *I duck, she misses* HA! DOOF!*gets hit with it on the second try*
WurrburrWurrburrWurrburrWurrburrWurrburr!(*shaking my head*)

Is that not you over there in the dinghy fighting that small baby octopus...

...and losing?

Yes, it is. Admit it


Meanwhile I'm over here on my Giant yacht, winning it up, and havin a party with Slash, Axl Rose, Led Zepplin, and Great looking mermaids!

Well I'm cruising the Galactic Sea on a Space Pirate ship that steals stars from the constellations, so I win.

I'mademon.
I win cause I can control the universes, and I bump you down to a lowly serf in mid-evil times.

I cause this lord of the universe to be trapped by the underdog of the universe, I win

And it surely would have worked.... but I'm sorry to tell you that I win!

Sneaks in whispering "I win" before creeping away slowly.

I turn into a snake and slither my way up your body and yell "I WIN" in your ear.

I beg to differ for I am a jinchuriki, therefore I win.

Ah, my friend, you'd better SUR-Render...
... Because I win!

*bricks Hukley*
And now, when resistance is knocked out, I win!

You are wrong for I am asleep right now and I'm winning.

You and the others don't realize that the sand is only on TOP of my body. I'm not made of it. Therefore I stab you and I win.

I watch you melt as I ramp the temperature up to 1800C, I win.

I put you in a room that's 0K (absolute zero). I win.

I believe that since you two are fighting, I win by default