Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:26 pm**

...and a marvelous adventure, indeed, but the purpose of the thread being win, I am compelled to reach down into the dank cesspool of my treacherous and ungrateful soul to deftly secret the win .....

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:36 pm**

I'll just take the win from West, since apparently he isn't trustworthy enough to have it... "Trustworthy" being relative, of course, I did just try and poison him. But I'll just take the win anyway.

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:53 am**

A mere attempted purloin just like your attempted poisoning, I successfully retain the win and remain obnoxiously triumphant.

Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:56 am**

I'll just take off with this while you two are busy trading witty ripostes.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:29 am**

I obtain the win and wait for the next person to post.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:07 pm**

And, being the next person to post, I win.......

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:23 am**

I then come back to win and wait for the possible next person.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:21 pm**

Well, the weekend has come and gone. No one else showed up. Sooooooo I win!

Posted: **Fri May 04, 2018 12:21 pm**

I don't want you to win, so I'll just win instead.

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2018 9:30 pm**

Well, under those circumstances, I've arranged an avalanche of honey dew melons to immobilize you and allow me to reclaim the win....

Posted: **Sat May 05, 2018 10:07 pm**

I'll just eat the melons... munch.... munch.... Okay this is taking too long, I'll just throw them at West and take the win.

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2018 7:46 am**

you took too long, i already knocked him out and ran off with it.

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2018 6:35 pm**

Doggone it, Buster, now I got a bump on my noggin like Elmer Fudd! But, despite your impressive lead, a quick swoop of the old lasso and the win returns to its rightful owner ... which, as you correctly summized, is me.

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2018 6:44 pm**

Sorry, but I have to tell you that ya called tha' out of the main function so I declare the unsigned win as mine.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2018 12:20 pm**

Fortunately, I have a ball-point pen which allows me to sign and snatch the win....

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2018 4:08 pm**

I have an ink eraser... Wait. Why do I have this thing? Anyway, I'll just *Erases*, and sign in your place, so the win is mine!

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2018 7:54 pm**

Your horrendous smudging renders the contract invalid so the win remains in my possession. `Cept now I have to pay a lawyer. sigh.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2018 8:06 pm**

the bunny-ears lawyer in question, gets you a $10mil damages settlement, to be payed in $5k monthly installments, and takes home her pay along with yet another courtroom victory.

*walks off with the win*

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2018 10:52 pm**

No! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *bonks you with a stick* I'll be taking the win

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2018 1:43 pm**

*takes it back*

NOT unless you can answer me these questions three...

WHAT is your name?

WHAT, Is your quest?

WHAT... is the name of the first Roki character I ever used?

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2018 11:56 pm**

My name The Silver Fox! You took my win! Prepare to die! Or just give me the win, that's a lot easier... Anyway I'll just take the win off of you.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2018 8:13 am**

Unhand that win, unchivalrous varlet!! 'course, I guess if I was chivalrous, I'd hand the win back to Buster... Oh, well, knighthood's a relic so ..... Keepers! I win.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2018 8:53 am**

*Ties NHWestoN's feet together* Takes the win.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2018 9:45 am**

Ah ha! Unknown to you, Welsh Halfwit, master Houdini taught me the ancient ... umph ... art of knot ... ehhh ... release and I quickly ... gahhhhh ... unleash .... unleeeee .... puff, gasp, pant, whew.

Okay, Welsh, still has the stupid win for now .... but I'll be baaa ... ow!

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2018 11:15 am**

Steals the win

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2018 12:42 pm**

Cadyshack groundhog comes through again ... I win.

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2018 1:33 pm**

Well, Time to play whack-a-mole... I get the win through my determination and well-planned hammer swings

Posted: **Fri May 18, 2018 2:06 pm**

I recover the win through my artful dodging talents and furious digging skill which cause the ground to open beneath your feet, plummeting you to the depths of the earth's molten core.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 1:16 pm**

I catch the win while you fall into your own hole.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 6:25 pm**

I politely ask the win from you....AND IT WORKS!

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 6:36 pm**

Being polite has no place here, this is a war! I fight you for the win, and get it.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 7:11 pm**

Superior to war is subterfuge so I just pinched the fool thing while you were dukin' it out with everybody else in this thread...

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 7:44 pm**

Using cartoon physics I come in from above and run away with the win

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 9:44 pm**

An ACME anvil falls on you and I swipe the win away

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 9:54 pm**

I run past you swiping the win before painting a road on a brick wall and going through it

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 10:05 pm**

all of you are sucked into the pit of doom for not answering my questions, meanwhile i casually scoop up and wander off with the win.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 10:49 pm**

I take the win into the pit with me as I fall

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2018 11:36 pm**

I push you to the side as I swipe the win again from your paws.

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 7:36 am**

Catching Gael and Crud as they fall, heroically rescuing them from a hideous demise, I use the diverse created by the scoring crowds to pocket the win and skull away...

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2018 8:50 am**

i knock west out with the random skull his typos spawned into existence and run off with the win.

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