The rule is simple: post wacky reasons that Keene could have died for
(It won't be cannon obviously 
)I'll start:
Keene was beat up to death by the Bionic Granny when he was leaving his mansion.
Post yours!
1000 Ways To Die
1000 Ways To Die
Well, with Keene dead (or not), I think that's the right time to unleash this forum game.
The rule is simple: post wacky reasons that Keene could have died for (It won't be cannon obviously )
I'll start:
Keene was beat up to death by the Bionic Granny when he was leaving his mansion.
Post yours!
The rule is simple: post wacky reasons that Keene could have died for
(It won't be cannon obviously )I'll start:
Keene was beat up to death by the Bionic Granny when he was leaving his mansion.
Post yours!
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
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Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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Douglas Collier
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
Does it have to be Keene? I feel like this game will die by the end of the current arc.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: 1000 Ways To Die
We can change to "He" at the end of the arc. (Or any character if you want)
Keene jumped in the pool. The pool still had unswimmable jello.
Keene jumped in the pool. The pool still had unswimmable jello.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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TwoManyTwos
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
Keene slipped and fell into a bucket of deadly slugs.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
Keene ate the Milton lunch specials 
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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AnimeNerd88
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
Keene tried to drink away his troubles, then thought, "Why not go for a drive?" Surprisingly, rather than hitting a tree or something, the car was crushed by a giant robot that escaped Japan.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Hlaoroo
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
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Keene could have done any one of those things.
But more likely he was told that his money had run out as a joke and he had a heart attack.
Keene could have done any one of those things.
But more likely he was told that his money had run out as a joke and he had a heart attack.
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Buster
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
Terminal icecream headache from binge-eating
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: 1000 Ways To Die
The mama's curse transformed Keene into a camel and he died at the hoof of Thomas fighting for the affections of Sophie.
Re: 1000 Ways To Die
The show Flip that Den upgraded it's tools to battery powered tools. Karishad forgot to put them off and one of them hit Keene while he was asleep.
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CanzetYote
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die
Crushed under a falling Tarot.