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Rediculous Contacts

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So since I've never had a reason to post a topic before, I decided to come up with a game.

Rediculous contacts is raher simple, you come up with a rediculous contact
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1. If you use a phone number make sure the area code is a 555. (e.g. 1-800 555 cupcakes don't exist.co)
2. Don't use a real contact
3. keep it PG!
4. follow the regular forum rules


I will start:

[email protected]
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If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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(1-800 555 fives dont exist, Mexico New Jersey )
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1-800-NOT-MOON for all your planetary body sized superweapon building needs.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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1-800-KIN-DUMP will get your annoying relatives out of your lives and relocate them under a ground covering of your choice.
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1-900-NO-BACON, for when your supply unexpectedly runs dry and you absolutely must have more now or breakfast is ruined.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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