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*Uses spritz bottle filled with holy water* No! No, bad demon! Do you want me to send you to Iceland again? (https://satwcomic.com/, specifically, THIS Iceland..A dude who looks like a chick who has demons that follow him like pet dogs..and are somehow friendly.)
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*looks over at you mildly damp and annoyed but otherwise unaffected* How many times do I have to point out that I'm a nightmare, not a demon?
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Same thing! Now BEGONE! *spritz, spritz*
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*glares and starts slowly walking toards Fancy, Face twisting into a slasher smile as the distance shortens*
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*Tickles nightmare.
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This cat is fearless and can stare a demon/nightmare/whatever down and tickle it!
I don't care.
Go to sleep.
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I am not fearless.

That is why I respond to seeing you by opening photoshop, putting you in it, and turning you into a smiley face.

There. No more nightmares now. *Goes back to sleep*
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At least wake me up before taking me into orbit!
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You and I are waddling back to the north pole before you overheat... oh right, nevermind it's cold enough here.
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The lack of air this high up is slightly disconcerting though.

also how the heck did my bed get up here? You lot are responsible for this somehow...
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*Spritz spritz* Begone! Or Else I'll cosh you with a military grade tactical flashlight!
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*wakes up and sees FancyHat*

... What an odd dream I'm having.

*goes back to sleep.*
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*WHEEEEEZE*
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So my feet are cold, eh? Take THAT!
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*gently scratches behind the kitty's ears*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I think you might have a problem with your kidneys, let's go to the hospital right now.
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I'm an opaque textureless mass of PURPLE. I'm not even sure purple what anymore, just purple. What makes you think a doctor can even diagnose that.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Hullo, miss ninja!
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I bug you to join Buster's new RP, since she's(?) agreed to accept some of my idea's, and I have nowhere else to put them to use and it's driving me nuts.
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Ooo, a Lucario! *Readies pokeball
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Another server box...

I'll just put this in the closet with the others.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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*Wakes up*

Ooh, 'ello.

*Snuggles back in.*
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Daww~ A cute kitty... *cuddles the kitty and resumes sleeping*
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...?!

Are you... Ok? You look a little... unwell. :?
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A Dragon? Yeek! Where's my fireproof clothing? And my toast?
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You again? I only have so much toast to give! *Throws toast at Welsh Halfwit*
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AH! DRAGON! *wields Scottish claymore and shouts incoherent Gaelic as I swing the sword wildly*
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*Pulls hat over Fancys' eyes to save toasty Dragon*
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How and why do you keep getting into my bed?
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I could ask you the same. Also aren't you hot in bed? You should at least sleep in the freezer
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Oh no! He's having a heart attack! Someone call the ambulance!
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*Wakes up and sees HellishK9*

*has a heart attack*
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Oh No! Another heart attack? It's almost like I'm scaring people intentionally!
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...Your emblem needs work.
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... Ok, I'll bite. What exactly are you? You're a plant? You're a green-haired human? A little known pokemon? I just want to know.
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HOW DID A GRIM THAT BIG GET IN MY ROOM?!

*Gunshots*
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Don't give me that look, it's my day off, I'll sleep in however late I want.
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Did... Did that bird just talk? Neo are you messing with me?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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..Holy carp, A RWBY character......*Tosses bag of gold* take it, I have too much to throw around anyway, And take whatever fancy weapons you see laying around, I'm sure they will yet rid of any rival or beast that rears it's head.
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Uh, i think you're mis pronouncing that.
unless you're implying Qrow is going to replace Weiss on the team.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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