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..Hello again greenhair, If you're looking for more gold you aren't getting anymore.

Stupid Autocorrect..
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Oh... Hello again... :shock:
Please don't hit me with a claymore or shoot me this time. It's really not nice...

please?
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A dragon?
I will harvest your life essence and use it to power a kettle.
It is tea time.
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Are you related to Pac-Man?
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Are you related to Pingu?
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You know, if you want to heat tea and you see a dragon next to you, it's easier to ask said dragon to heat it rather than steal his life force.

Just saying, you could have just asked...
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GAH! THE DRAGON IS BACK!*Falls out of the bed, then starts Screaming randomly in Gaelic, swinging a scottish claymore around before taking out a blunderbuss and firing*
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*kicks the dog out the window*

*collects the weaponry and starts heading for the pawn shop*
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Gah! Thief!*Gentlepug used cane with heavy golden top, it's super effective! K.O.!* Oh wait it's just you againn..Sorry...Wait, no I'm not because you dropkicks me out of my own home.
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*tries to resist snickering, and stay quiet, as Sir Pugsworth berates and threatens another random avatar, thinking it's Emerald* People really need to stop trusting their eyes around me...
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*Stands back and watches the scene unfold, bewildered.

You know, none of this would happen if you guys would just talk to me first. Now, none of you are getting pancakes!

*goes and fixes pancakes with eggs on top for himself.
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*Asphyxiates*
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Am I interrupting something?
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Only my fun! Choke him, my dear, choke him!

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Oh please don't mind me! I'm just watching!
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Okay, I'll back up and leave the room. You better not mess up my sheets!
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I have to stop eating spicy food before bed, now I'm seeing my nightmares in front of me.
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...There's a penguin. Suddenly a penguin. What.
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Um, do you mind moving over a little? you're singeing the sheets...
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Can I try out your ring?! :D
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Please don't use the Soul Deadening voice.
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... I really need to change my locks.
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Dragon!!! Run for your-*flops out of bed and onto face* ow.
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Are... you feeling ok? Your arms are making me dizzy...
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*Looks you up and down*
Nope. Not today.
*Puts head under covers and tries to go back to sleep*
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*pokes the covers*

I don't remember having a teddy bear... let alone one with two halves. You ok?
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I'm about ready to punch your face off.
And I wanna hug you!
Shut up.
Okay...
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Ack! Possessed Teddy Bear! *falls off the bed*
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Ack! Possessed Dragon!*Flails arms widely and runs off into the sunset*
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Whoa, man, what are you so excited about?
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If you tell me to 'wake up' now and I wake up next to you I'm going to break your beak.
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Ok, seriously. How DO you keep getting in here?
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Don't go Dragon me into this...
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Teddy... *hug*
(apparently isn't awake yet...)
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Just two space cops, sharing a tab. Move along, people.
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Oh... Hello... Please don't shoot me...
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Okay, don't even care anymore. Just don't kill me.
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Hmmm... Nope. can't have that in my collection. *Undoes your stitching and uses the material to make a black maned white pony so you better fit in with her other plushies.*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Hey, how dare you, you stupid...badger thing. You're lucky I can make this horse look work!
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*wakes up*
*grabs the teddy bear and falls back asleep hugging it.*
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