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I slap you away from history :D
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I your antenna away from existence
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I'd slap you both but you don't even exist since I was slapped out of history!
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I slap you so hard you go down in history as a evil conqueror who was blinded by greed, and died from an arrow to the knee.
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I slap the black legend out of you!
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I slap you for thinking there was gold there
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I slap you for thinking I just want gold!
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I slap you for being greedy
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I slap you... and then tickle you on your flesh side as it's just so cuddly!
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I slap you while you're tickling me then I bite your hand/paw
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I slap you for that.
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I slap you for being a metroid ripoff
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I slap you for being a Borg Ripoff.

Also, Canon character, not a knockoff.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I gently slap you in the back for changing your pic!
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I smack you with my gun arm hard enough to break something. Because you were moving.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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That's it! I throw holy water at you and you catch fire!

(also slap you because thread)
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after drying said water off my Armour, i smack you again, for thinking that would somehow ignite me.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I put you in a trebuchet and send you across a mountain range not to be seen again
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I slap you on the back for coming back alive to slap people. That's a lot of commitment right there.
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I slap you for not having that much commitment!
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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*slaps fancyhat's fancy hat away*
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I slap you for resting in the grass all the night! Now put on this thermometer.
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*gets bad memories of the thermometer*

*slaps you for the memories*
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I slap you out of your memories
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I slap you for slapping me
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I slap you because I felt like it
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I slap you off of your horse (the reason was because you were riding a horse)
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It's Mungo time! *Mungo slaps you and sends you to the sky*
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I slap you for forgetting to tell the users above you why youre slapping them.
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I knew that was going to be the answer, it was too obvious.
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I slapped you for not giving a reason for the slap!
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap that cigarette away for smoking in a no smoking area.
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I slap you for recording the slap and not linking to it!


I suppose this is ok? I'll translate the lyrics but it's preety much "You can't smoke" over and over again. Also he's getting punished for smoking so it's not encouraging it?
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I slap you for linking to videos.
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I slap you in self-defense
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I slap you for defending yourself.
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I slap you with your own hand
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I unslap you because I'm nice.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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