Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:21 am
I slap you for spamming.
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Why You Slapped The User Above You
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Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:07 pm
And I slap you for slapping people. Why can't anybody learn that that's just not nice?
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:50 pm
I slap you for trying to inject civility into a thread premised on savagery.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:32 pm
I slap you for that pretentious vocabulary of yours!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 4:33 am
I slap Hawkfang; it shame for one to not appreciate a sophisticated vernacular.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 5:20 am
I slap Leafolawl for daring to slap a child... thing.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 7:56 am
And all this slapping is getting annoying, so I slap you!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:13 am
I slap you for having a low irritability threshold.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 10:43 am
And now I'm irritated, so I slap you back for slapping me!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 1:52 pm
As you're a Cub and I'm a Kitten, I slap you (no claws)
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 1:54 pm
I slap you for being mean and nice at the same time.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:15 pm
I slap you for wearing a Christmas hat in April!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 10:43 am
I slap you for not being a Pirate.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 11:29 am
And I slap you for hating on the Cubs! 
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 7:05 pm
I slap you for knowing about sports
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 3:37 pm
I slap you for unsportsmanlike conduct. Sportingly, of course.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:44 pm
I slap you because I hate sports!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 1:58 pm
I slap you for too many sports retorts.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun May 26, 2019 9:35 pm
I slap you for giving me a retort about retorts!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 2:39 pm
I slap you for distorting a retort.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 2:56 pm
you already know why i'm slapping you, west.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 2:59 pm
I slap you for presuming I could identify one reason out of several hundred.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 3:35 pm
i slap you for forgetting that more than half of the times I've gone after you specifically have had the same reason.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 5:58 pm
I slap you for avatar absence adversion obsession.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 4:00 pm
I slap you for having a pretentious vocabulary.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 4:03 pm
I slap you for vicarious vocabulary victimization … and showing off your new avatar which is seriously cute.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:59 am
I also slap you for having a pretentious vocabulary.
and a bonus slap for the ongoing lack of avatar.
and a bonus slap for the ongoing lack of avatar.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:47 pm
Once consciousness returns, I slap you for double slapping.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 1:17 pm
I slap you because I feel like it!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 4:48 pm
I slap you because I feel your pain (ow!).
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:12 pm
I SLAP YOU BECAUSE THAT IS THE GOAL OF THIS GAME.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:06 pm
I slap you for having goals! (And because I still feel like it!)
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:21 pm
I slap you for interfering with a goalee.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:52 pm
I slap you because I felt like it, simply that and nothing more.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:37 pm
I slap you for copying my reason to slap people!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:19 pm
I slap you for forgetting that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Actually, that axiom may not apply here. Oh, well....
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:16 am
I slap a bulseye onto your back then go get my gauntlets.
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:54 pm
I slap you for forgetting to bring your gauntlets. Where'd you leave `em anyways? - it's dangerous being on this thread without gauntlets!
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:44 pm
I slap you because I am bored, simply that and nothing more. "quoth the raven 'nevermore'"
Re: Why You Slapped The User Above You
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:32 am
On another night deprived of slumber, with the hours passing without number, I lay dripping sweat and now quite certain that tonight I'm going to slap you for quoting Poe!