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Original Text:

Why are you so funny?

.... 54 Translations later

For this.
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Original text: "The ninjas have stolen the sacred brie. "

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"ST Ninjoilt and catch."
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Guys it's about the economy
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That's some real food for thought there Pea.
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'One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride'

35 translations later...

'There are many types of vehicles, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5'
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It's true; there are exactly five types of vehicles.
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Original text: "I'm Chinese American."

35 translations later: "The United States, the people's Republic of China."
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Original text:

"I swear I'll read that fan fiction soon."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I promise to read speed fan fiction."
Most likely Brent and Val's.
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little note: never use a random language order. it takes way too long.
"When you're rife with devastation there's a simple explanation you're a toy maker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You must kill the game, located on the back of the paper and a simple crystal ball."
"And whichever way he tilts it Know that we must be resilient We won't let them break our spirits As we sing this silly song"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Significant losses of the applicant. You can customize a coward?"
"When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in" So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When you go to the orphanage and a part of the town. What you need to know about hair, said thousands of wonderful blanket or hide messages in a window containing a drink telecharger."
"When you've bungled all your bangles And your loved ones have been mangled Listen to the jingle jangle Of my gypsy tambourine"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This code can cause memory corruption in Rome and psychology Ron Dean."
"'Cause these chords are hypnotizing And the whole world's harmonizing So please children stop your crying And just sing along with me"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cash and practically speaking voice"
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You sir are a COWARD!

35 later:

Thank you very much, Mr. President
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"I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam-I-Am"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Scrambled eggs and ham, or hair."

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"Now made with one hundred percent organic vegetables!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"100% natural herbal supplement."

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"I see love, compassion, warmth, concern for humanity!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Various social heat and disease."
"My mother is welcome to stay here as long as she wants."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"She's a MOM."
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This makes me feel bad:
"My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""
Something must have gone wrong, so let's try again:
"My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is Hosibat on you want to be."
Housepets transformed into hosibate while translating into arabic and back:
Back to English: My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!
To Arabic: اسمي هو التجسيد. أود أن اقرأ هوسيبيتس!
Back to English: My name is rendering. I would like to read hosibates!
What does Hosibate mean?

Housepets! and Render have switched positions after coming back from Thai:
Back to English: My name is presentation. Would like to read hosibates!
To Thai: ชื่อของฉันคือ งานนำเสนอ อยากอ่าน hosibates
Back to English: My name is hosibates want to read presentation.
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"If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Tequila lime and salt."
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"My name is Hlaoroo. I like to read Housepets!."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is Kristina. For more information, see below."
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This is so funny. I continue to translate "My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!"
Here are the results:
- "My name is Hosibat."
- "But in the game, I would like to see Hosibat."
- "Similar names: ... Also Hosibat."
- "My name is not changed. Enjoy Hosibat"

Switching to 27 Translations deletes arabic and together with this the word Hosibat:
"My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

". My name is returned. I love reading, animals."
Trying other translaters is also strange:
"My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!"

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

" Adm! "
???
"My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I that I call my return I. I the desire of Housepets reads! "
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Hlaoroo wrote:
"My name is Hlaoroo. I like to read Housepets!."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is Kristina. For more information, see below."
BAHAHAHA!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

EDIT:
Just got a piece of wisdom: :o
"My name is Render. I like to read Housepets!."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... You must name these animals to learn more about."
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I was inspired on page 2 of this thread. But how did this happen?!?
"BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!BARK!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is one of the best foot cream fruit cream, Egypt, Egypt-Egypt's foot cream foot cream Cadiz teaching role."
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I also got "My name is Laura. A beautiful animal." :P
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Hlaoroo wrote:I also got "My name is Laura. A beautiful animal." :P
Just tried it and got this:
"My name is Mandy. Learn to swallow"
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And this makes sense:
"... My name is Hlaoro, I need more information about animals."
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:lol: How appropriate, given what was just happening in the "12345" thread! :lol:

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"I'll bet you can't make this sentence funny."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Interest should be taken into consideration."
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Oh yes. That system is wise.
"Oh yes. That system is wise. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Posted by This system is much better."
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Ooh, this translator knows how to live! :lol:

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"If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Life is a lemon, salt and tequila."
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And now, a short break for advertisements admiring.
"Connecting people." ((It did nothing to "Nokia", so I threw it away))

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"No connection."
This one somehow describes my local ISP on weekends...


And yup, Boeing had a motto a few years ago. Also, now I'm scared of using their planes :lol:
"Forever New Frontiers"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Working at the edge of the old"
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So where are you, Hlaoroo?
"Location: Down Under"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Location: United States"
in between:
- Back to English: Location: in the city of the next step.
- Back to English: Where they are: in the next étape.
- Back to English: Location: Perfume.



Hi VEB,
"Turned into a dachshund by GeckoZY. Will sell my soul for waffles and Toblerone. "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Klizyon GeckoZY to buy a cake for the soul"
"Turned into a dachshund by GeckoZY."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Gikoz versions only in a hospital."
Hope, he is ok...
"Will sell my soul for waffles and Toblerone."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The spirit Waltobleron to sell the package."
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"Someone is clearly NOT addicted to this website."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"As crazy as""
a)This is funny
b)This is slightly creepy
c)Someone needs to solve the word-eating-monster problem.

EDIT: Waltobleron? If it's Toblerone with crispy waffles inside... Take all of my money and get me some! :lol:
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This... is... just.... pffff XD
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Tattorack wrote:This... is... just.... pffff XD
I cannot help. I'm dying here right now... Sabrina... :lol: so senseless.

PLEASE just do that also for the next strips.
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Render wrote:
Tattorack wrote:This... is... just.... pffff XD
I cannot help. I'm dying here right now... Sabrina... :lol: so senseless.

PLEASE just do that also for the next strips.
Ok, though I think I should make a seperate thread for it (or is here just fine?)
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Don't know. Depends how regular and how long you will do it...

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These people will die.
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This is awesome!

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"Google’s mission is to organise the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Google Earth is a great insurance policy."
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Original Text:
"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"During this period, the Soviet Union."
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Is it "Bohemian Rhapsody", Render? ;)

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"I may not have a dime but I got street savoire faire!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Less than required and last but not least, I know what people want."
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BadTranslator wrote:"ɑːk flʌɪt - Posts more nauseating than the Vomit Comet"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"On Saturday, for the first time on Wednesday, will be open to all."
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First, I ran out of ideas, but then looked at those checkboxes below at the reply window.
"Notify me when a reply is posted"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Time to wake up, to respond to the"
To the what?! THE WHAAAAAAAT?!!!

Oh, and then I've remembered there were a few countries/entities with long names.
"Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Socialism persisted in the former Yugoslavia"
That's.... erm... logical, I guess.
"North German Confederation"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Champagne"
I bet they've used a lot in 1871
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What do we do with the evil Pete bird,
What do we do with the evil Pete bird,
What do we do with the evil Pete bird,
In the far dimension?

And 35 later...

What are we going to the birds and the headache, headache.
(Aww, poor Bing XD )

Here, Bing decided to be Biblical about it:

Wow, this NuJazz is awesome! So, what do you think about it Bling? Cool right?

+35

All of my friends! Father. Nu-Jazz. I think this is a very nice


Apparently even THIS can be transformed!:

Yaddda yadda yadda blah blah blah

+35

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Hlaoroo wrote:Is it "Bohemian Rhapsody", Render? ;)
Yes, correct.
I have problems to understand how "Because I'm easy come, easy go" became "... It will be difficult to find more than one disk".
And how did BING insert the date in "You must remove this 2005.08.20.", which was "Easy come easy go - will you let me go" before? :lol:

"Foxes will be Foxes."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Like a Fox"
So true.
"Fox is a fox and the fox is Fox."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fox-Kat"
"Now I will start preparing something which I can hopefully show to you by tomorrow."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Now you can use this morning I think."
"I am AFK for a while."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"THE ASIA"
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Render wrote:Yes, correct.
Yay! :D What do I win?

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"I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Questions and anger"
Er... What??? :?

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"Look before you leap."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Beware of ads"
:lol: How true!

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"I'm dying of laughter!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Prepare for death."
Er... Is Bing threatening me??? *hides*

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"It's as plain as the nose on your face."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's as simple as that."
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Let's help Hlaoroo to answer his question, Bing!
" Is Bing threatening me?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is Bing?"
We need someone to solve translator's identity crysis.


Also, badly translating "What is Bing?" gave me an astonishing result of not being corrupted at the output!
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Original text:

"Markiplier is the best guy ever. Of all time."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Markiplier."
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"Chuck Norris doesn't need a translator."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Chuck Norris."
Enough said, Bing. :lol:
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Hlaoroo wrote:
Render wrote:Yes, correct.
Yay! :D What do I win?
I'll think about it.
Hlaoroo wrote:Er... Is Bing threatening me??? *hides*
"Er... Is Bing threatening me??? *hides*"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Bing is EKTAKT with the * Moon *."


And this
"Last edited by VEB152 on Sat 02.11.2013, 18:49:36, edited 1 time in total"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"18.49.36 With 2: 1, 152 Agrochemisch, finally, 1 waste."
seems to mean that you are wasting your time...
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

Post by Tattorack »

I warned Bing...
Bing! You piece of cripes! Stop threatening my friends!!

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... Bing, you're going to die. Medium-risk environment. Friends.
Riiight....
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If you have the skin, this unit is: Hosibat Cup; by Dasin ruik gelifen, i.e.
That makes... no sense!
And what the devil is Hosibat!?!
Hosibat

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: Chasimp this
When it went to Arabic it turned into:
Hassiba Hadj
And Bulgarian: Hassiba Hajj
And traditional Chinese: Hassiba's pilgrimage
Then Greek: Shrine of Chasimpa
Creole: Sanctuaire Chasimpa
And then the above result....
Google on the otherhand doesn't give any results...

Don't insult the Bing:
This translator is stupid... nothing like the U.T. from Star Trek.

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Interesting to know. This song has the Wen River. I'm sorry, Sir.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread

Post by Render »

Render wrote:
Hlaoroo wrote:
Render wrote:Yes, correct.
Yay! :D What do I win?
I'll think about it.
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"Unfortunately the postage to Australia is too expensive, it'll be Euro 14,90. I thought about sending you some of what I just prepare."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Unfortunately, the price is in euro, Australia 9, please write a brief message."
OK, just did it.

Nobody should ever say that the translator isn't helpful. :lol:
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