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I tried
Welsh is a wonderful language but hard to spell

and got
Weiersiwen it is difficult to explain.

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I believe that "Weiersiwen" is difficult to explain. What does that mean? :lol:

Quote:
"Hypernovatic is made of sand."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sand and romantic style."

Quote:
"Why can't kangaroos go backwards?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Again the Wallabies?"

Quote:
"You've been calling for drinks for literally everything since we got here."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is bowatsonn really."
If you say so...

Quote:
"We really need to continue with the bad-translator-translation-project."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This great tradition."
In between it was "This translation is terrible." And that is SO true! :lol:

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Original text:

"Blue Falcon and Dynomutt."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The base Red 8 channel dynomut."

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Ten furry Indians, who got away with crime,
one supped sinister soda, then there were nine


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At night, feeding on native Americans in the top 10, will be redirected to the new crime name Boisson exhaust

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swedishWolf Wrote:
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Ten furry Indians, who got away with crime,
one supped sinister soda, then there were nine


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At night, feeding on native Americans in the top 10, will be redirected to the new crime name Boisson exhaust



I'm both proud and confused.

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Post Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread
Welsh Halfwit Wrote:
swedishWolf Wrote:
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Ten furry Indians, who got away with crime,
one supped sinister soda, then there were nine


Quote:
At night, feeding on native Americans in the top 10, will be redirected to the new crime name Boisson exhaust



I'm both proud and confused.


I thought most poetry didnt make sense so I poetried your poetry to make it appeal to the mainstream.

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I got the idea from a youtube channel called "Google Tanslate Sings" to put some song lyrics into the translator. This is what I got back:

Quote:
"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, that gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam And I know it's true that visions are seldom what they seem But if I know you I know what you'll do You'll love me at once the way you did once"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You know. I do not agree with you more profit when Firefox is not a dream, and I know I know. I know, but at the same time, you will be delighted that he is able to speak."


Quote:
""Will you walk a little faster?" Said a whiting to a snail, "There's a porpoise close behind us, And he's treading on my tail.""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is part of the snow with Dolphin fish. Neck."


Quote:
"Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination Take a look And you'll see Into your imagination We'll begin With a spin Traveling in The world of my creation What we'll see Will defy Explanation"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... As mentioned in our world cannot be explained in the turbulence from the United States."

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