Housepets!

Original text:
"They can take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Live! Our freedom."

Original text:
"You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend"
Translates to
"Do you want to learn how I acquired of the signs in me? Your dad is alcoholic"

0.o

Original Text:
"I am pretty sure my spine should not bend this way."

...56 translations later we get:

"But again, I think."

huh..

Original text:

"Why does gravity go down?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fate."

Before:
One day I was frolicking in the park and I saw Elmo. So I threw a rock at him.

After:
Today, the garden, a rock song

DIE ELMO

First sentence
'What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!'

Translation
'Some people? Shop!'

Not spectularlarly funny, so I tried again

Second Sentence
'Make something funny please'

Translation
'Pointless'

I have been owned. By a computer.

i have bean SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS jj IS THE BOSS"

...56 translations later we get:

"Jay-driver to start."

hmm jay driver drive by

Anyone like Rage Against The Machine?

First sentence (taken from Renegades of Funk)
From the prehistoric ages, to the days of Ancient Greece, right down through the Middle Ages, Planet Earth kept going through changes

Translation
Greece, between the land surface changes

Wow, very deep (or just gibberish)

Second sentence (taken from Killing In The Name)
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

Translation
Or even noise

What I want to know is, how the heck do you burn noise??

"What are you up to?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What happened"

"Choking by laughter, this thing will be the end of me."

Lv56

"See"

"quack i am a duck"

...56 translations later we get:

"Antikristyanism."

what the...

rempar11 wrote:"quack i am a duck"

...56 translations later we get:

"Antikristyanism."

what the...

I think after 3 translations it's a little sketchy...

AFRIKAANS : Ek is 'n kwak eend
Back to ENGLISH : I am a duck quack
ALBANIAN : Unë jam një rosë ga
Back to ENGLISH : I am a duck quack
ARABIC : أنا الدجال بطة
Back to ENGLISH : I am the Antichrist duck

"what did I do wrong?"

...56 translations later we get:

"You know."

ehhh ok?

ctcmjh wrote:I am the Antichrist duck

I need to use that in my signature...

" I need to use that in my signature..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Shanghai: do your hands ..."

"I thing we had enough fun today, let'S go home!"

...56 translations later we get:

"There are March positions out there!"

"I am the grand master of all things bad"
56 translations later
"Father of the Devil"

To be honest that sorta makes sense

Original text
"In Columbia i am the king the master and the duke. However in bowser's kingdom they all mock me and kick me. I have the sweetest smile and the coldest heart. for i am The ultimate life form. Chaos CONTROL! "

Translation
"I am Impressed that in Colombia, beautiful roses, but for my car in the world. Smile and kindness. What's happening in the world. Chaos control;"

Original text
"Bombs down hear. Hold up! awww yeah awww yeah. we got an assault rifle and broadswords dude"

Translation
"Five did it! Netherlands [to]] [Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, solutions, a large and complex"

If I eat a cow, does it die?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dead fish?"


"OH MY GOD I JUST DEFLATED"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hvraknaha God."

...Say Whaaaaat?


"Grape's favorite book is Pridelands."

...56 translations later we get:

"Grapes are very proud of this book is my favorite."

...


Holy Christmas.

edit:

"Oh my god my sister just stabbed herself."

...56 translations later we get:

"Has a few years ago, my friend."


WHAT THE F-*boooom*

...56 more translations later we get:

"People"

"I think the IRC is a nice place for conservations"

...56 translations later we get:

"When I think that is a good site."

"Is it me, or did absolutely none of what Ebly said make any sense, other then the 56 translations later part?"

...57 translations later we get:

"March Importantly, I understand in '1956 me half?"

I think that that makes even less sense.

edit: How'd I get 57? o.o
I copied and pasted, nothing more.

OK, one for Terry:

"Terry: This is why everyone calls me Big Blue! *points to tongue*"

...56 translations later we get:

"* Bigguburufasutokontakuto March" (Big Blue First Contact March) (?)


One for my character, Little T-Squared:

"Little T-Squared: Does anyone have any toilet paper I can hug?"

...56 translations later we get:

"If you do not know: If the toilet, if used Appropriately?"


And one for me!

Original text:

"Difficulty is the absence of know-how."

...56 translations later we get:

"The problem is not known."

Jakkal wrote:"I think the IRC is a nice place for conservations"

...56 translations later we get:

"When I think that is a good site."

Oh, that fits PERFECTLY! XD

Vadiant wrote:Original text:

"Why does gravity go down?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fate."

PERFECT! XD

"Hey, that's not his speed. He must be using the Chaos Emerald to warp!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hey, with the same velocity. Complaints Macau and emerald?"
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"You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Compare:? Not a very good fake!"

Original: "I want to hold your hand"

After 56 translations: "I do not remember"

Original: "I think you are a little freaky"

After 56 translations: "It is very boring, I think"

"Dancing Days are here again"

After 56 translations....

"Japanese dance."


"Halloween is tomorrow"

56 translations later....

"Halloveen morning."

"Why you are a bad translator?"

56...

"Why translation?"

"A girl with kaleidoscope eyes "

56 later...

"The girl with kolitis"

I think I saw a smell, and smelled a color today. Am I going nuts?

...56 translations later we get:

I think it's crazy paint smells.

Original text:

"I eat your soul"

...56 translations later we get:

"My soul."

"What the ****?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Why?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Why."

Intertran is faster and was actually trying to be a good translator, so I think it's funnier, but hey.

I wrote:I woke up early today so I could eat breakfast before I went to the store.

Intertran wrote:IMMATERIALITY woke on high prime the present time similar IMMATERIALITY water in motion give entrance to stew preceding IMMATERIALITY went be the cause of love receptacle.

Bad Translator wrote:"I Woke up this morning I eat."

As you can see, Intertran is a little wordier.

"Facebook"
56...
"Sure!"

"Housepets!"
56...
"แ eaheyng tea!"
I'm missing something?!

"You killed my yoghurt"
56...
"โยเกิร์ตที่ตายแล้ว!"


"If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you."
56...
"As is established."

"Oh Lord, won´t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?"
56...
"A. Do not buy a Mercedes"

"Who lives in a pinneaple under the sea?"
56...
"Annan, who lives in the sea?"

"There really was a cake"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dulce."

"What is love?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What is love."

:/

Uexul wrote:"What is love?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What is love."

:/

that song is truly international

"I love you"
...56 translations later we get:
"Our Jimmy"

Bad translator loves jimmy as much as mia does
the awesome part is where it went from "You Quiero" into korean, then translated back into "We need you, Jimmy"
like, what?


additionally:
"Akinator, the Web Genius"
...56 translations later we get:
"Red by talent."

Original text:

"Ban"

...56 translations later we get:

"No."

Original text:

"[ Thread Closed ]"

...56 translations later we get:

"Welcome"

Original text:

"Paramedics are attempting to revive the patient, but it doesn't look good."

...56 translations later we get:

"A doctor is good."