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Trying to place the topknot, I strangle you.
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my own fire envelopes me like an excited kit, having already hinted at ways of killing me in past posts that were so well hidden even an admin couldn't see them & fire clearly not one of them =.= I laugh at the previous post before setting a rope on fire & dropping a grand gran piano on top of tsMKG
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In that case, you melt yourself 8-)
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I drop a stolen Megazord on you.
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I make the zord melt dropping molten metal onto of both the two posts above me, my fire not causing me damage or melting me cause it's my own soul fire
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*Charges at you in Giant Evil Onion Monster Form*
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Hackle send out a weird looking pokeball releasing kurama the great ninetails "lol have fun with that..." uses the wind & water to redirect sunlight to "dissapear" then running in fear for my life
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I'd shoot a Blunderbuss, then toss it away before giving chase with my cane in hand!
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Maybe I better leave this nuclear bomb here.
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I completely shave your back.
hackle wrote:having already hinted at ways of killing me in past posts
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(fine then hinted at major damage against me :p) iuse shear to cut at your tail while you arn't looking
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Don't worry, we have been killed too many times yet we're standing.

That's respawning for you.

Now, I make a tsunami run over your, extinguishing your fires.
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=. =" ifreeze the water with tsMKG in it
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I use the frozen watter of the tsunami as a blunt instrument on your face.
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I come soaring back from my trip around the world via golf club and kick you in the face!
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I put you in a blender and I get grey shake.
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I trap you in a barbecue and make a "hot dog".
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I let the power dorks deal with you
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I solidify myself and then punch you in the kneecaps!
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"... oh right.." lays on the ground ''in pain''I roll over your body my weight do to the metalic like fur squishes you, some needle like strands piercing your cotton skin
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Hey guy, I found my shot gun! Let's go fox hunting!
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I use ice to secretly clog the shotgun barrel so first use will be a blast
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Why I brought my blunderbus...And there's a fox right there!

I'd blast you, the shot hitting you on the bum. (Tis the blunderbu's fault, blackpowder weaponry tis not very accurate..)
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someone seems to have replaced part of the chamber of your weapon with a concussion grenade.
It goes off when you fire.
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It didn't help that he was right next to a Megazord's leg. Exploding the Megazord's leg made the Megazord fall on you and crush you.
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You were also too close to the Megazord. You are crushed by its head while I laugh.
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The Megazord's missile goes off and explodes on you.
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the megazord sensing the evildoer selfdestructs taking you with it
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... and the forest in which you were, therefore taking you with it.
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I take off in a rocket and blow up Earth, not wanting to deal with this Megazord any more.
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I come out of no where with a musket and bayonet ya.
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Only that we are in the moon since there's no Earth and you freeze. I laugh at you while I wear an astronaut suit.
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I drop the moon into the sun with all of you on it
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I steal Cupid's bow and arrow and shoot it at you making you fall in love with the Sun.
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I tap you on the shoulder to get your attention, and when you turn around I blast you in the face with a Derringer.(Tis ungentlemanly and dishonorable to shoot a fellow in the back.)
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While you blast my face, I accidentally shoot another arrow, making you fall in love with me :?
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plays music as I put jinx infront of me as a foxish sheild who is also in a space suit made by doc to sustain off of fire I then grave summon the red eyed skeleton black dragon to send you all but the gentle pug & tsMKG lol saucy
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I steal your tail because i need to make a mop to clean up paint balls in another thread.
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I hit you in the head with a shovel for almost making hackle kill us all :evil:
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I pluck your head from your nonexistent neck and use it as a basketball until I make ten points. And FYI, I miss a lot.
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