Attack the above poster

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:46 pm

*responds with rapidfire beam-spam*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:08 pm

*bans Buster for spamming*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:31 pm

*Sailor Pug used nock gun, It's super effective!*

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:10 am

*Gives you flashbacks of March 13th 1741*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:27 pm

I rewrite history so that spain was conquered by France during the medieval era and was never restored to it's own country. ever.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:35 pm

I send the original Samus to hunt you down and defeat you...

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:13 am

I give you a face reconstruction and stretch your wrinkles so that you aren't cute anymore!

Also remove buster from history.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:30 am

I wipe out history.

(Ninth time we destroy the universe

)

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:14 am

I recreate the univers just to destroy it again with you in it

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:07 pm

I recreate the universe but forget to recreate you. or the others. or a lot of stuff. probably because i'm too busy changing things so the roman empire sticks around, intact and strong as ever, till about the 1600s this time around.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:29 pm

I crucify you for being a roman imperialist yet hating the spanish one!

Then restart the universe till the 1700's and stop the bourbons from becoming kings therefor saving the empire and changing history!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:39 pm

((the difference is ancient Rome actually had a reasonable chance of unifying Europe under a single banner, (It would have been a martial peace, and an unstable one at that, but it still could have happened) had they not underestimated the Germanic nations, or gotten caught up in internal toomfoolery. Spain never had that potential to begin with. the most interesting alternate history fiction I've read involving them are all about the consequences of them NOT existing, rather than surviving.))

I render all of your hard work moot, by dropping a leviathan on Spain less than a year later, causing massive damage and depopulating a large part of the country, for the sole purpose of trolling you.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:54 pm

I call in a hit on you, and a goon squad does a drive by on you with Thompson submachine guns.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 7:52 pm

I find you with an Ace in your leg and the other players shoot you for being a cheater.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:16 pm

I cut you in half with an axe.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:27 am

I cut you in half following the dotted line

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:05 pm

The separate halves of me then beat the ever loving heck out of you!

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:13 pm

I paint over your face

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:35 pm

I stab you in your red robotic eye with a screw driver.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:44 pm

I paint you grey

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:25 pm

I send Sasha to trash the underside of your horse

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:34 pm

You might want to rephrase that

I report you for animal abuse!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 3:23 pm

I give you a quick whack to the knees with a baseball bat.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 3:55 pm

I pull out the muzzle out of your skull and remove 60% of your skin so you don't look like a sin to nature.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:34 pm

I spray paint your armor with cheese

(Mice, come here!)

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:18 am

Good! I like cheese!

I stab your body with a stick and then your head to it. There, now you don't look like a sin to nature either!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:32 pm

*Backstab*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:40 pm

*Fleeces your house tables just before your boss arrives to see the profits. Watches heavies take you away...*

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:41 pm

*stares at you until you feel uncomfortable and have to look away*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:44 pm

*Backstab and takes all your gold to pay off the debt I owe to my boss now* Just great, now I need to be a hitdog as well..Where did Louie put the Tommy gun..

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:27 pm

I burn you in the name of the inquisition for being a fake convert!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:01 am

I handcuff you both and send to the police station.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:30 am

Sasha flirts with you to distract you while I handcuff you to a tree.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:05 am

I grab a chainsaw that was near there and cut the tree that then falls over you both.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:36 pm

We die but put you in our will so you have to pay all our debts >:D

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:37 pm

I have a mobster ghost to collect the debts you owe me. You are then condemned until the end of time for trying to use loopholes, and the mobster ghost is the one that punishes you for such acts.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:18 pm

There are ghosts here!

Who ya gonna call? The Ghostbusters!

*ghostbusters come in*

*ghostbusters catch em all*

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:02 pm

Your ghostbusters get so much hate from the audience they hide under their sheets, leaving me to haunt you for all eternity

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:38 pm

I resurrect you, just to knock you unconious with a tire iron.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:50 pm

You accidentally resurrected my old avatar, which decapitates you in a fraction of a second.