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:shock:

But, I am a zombie so the ink disintegrates, I chew your arm off. :mrgreen:
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I stomp on you accidentaly. cause y'know, two story tall mech. you lot are all tiny and go squish easy.
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I eat the driver that resides on the mech.
(Previously climbing obvious)
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I make you...

think there'...

BEHIND YOU!!

And I watch as you run off a cliff.
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I throw you to the other side of the earth.
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I turn into the mech that squished me and sit on you.
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I pray the rain god to rain in your non waterproof mech.
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It fails, I fire a missile at you.
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Target detection fails and the missile comes back to you, exploding the mech.

Then I do the unflinching walk 8-)
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I don't know what that is... :|

I am a ghost now, I take over your body and make you walk off of a cliff.
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Unusuallynamedperson wrote:I don't know what that is... :|
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... nchingWalk

Who ya gonna call? The ghostbusters!

I called them. Now they're chasing you.
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tsMKG wrote:I eat the driver that resides on the mech.
(Previously climbing obvious)
I point out that I didn't have a pilot to begin with, before promptly ejecting you from the cocpit, without any safe-landing devices.
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I point out that's too late, and your post is out of context.

Also, anyways, your mech exploded with Unusuallynamedperson's mech since he sat on you.

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Buster wrote:
tsMKG wrote:I eat the driver that resides on the mech.
(Previously climbing obvious)
I point out that I didn't have a pilot to begin with, before promptly ejecting you from the cocpit, without any safe-landing devices.
I take over the ghost busters souls then attack you and TsMKG with their weird vacuum devices.
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I send in an army of marshmallow men.
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Ha, Ha, um...yeah...

I make the ghost busters eat them!

Wow, there is a lot of eating going on around here...
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I send in Tiger, angry about not getting any mallow.
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I tell Cerberus you're dumping her for a piece of paper.
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It backfires and she knows you are lying.
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One head believes it and blows her nose on you.
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which one of me I am the entire ghost busters team at the moment.

We dodge the snot
and blow our noses at you, causing you to be covered in human mucus.
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Both UNP and Welsh get stomped by Cerberus since you both are arguing and both made Cerberus angry.

(Including the entire ghostbusters team)
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I take over Cerberus's body, and eat you.

that was unexpected even for me.
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I take over Tiger's soul and I seek Tarot's help.
Then I travel back to find and get here my past myselfs.

Let's attack Cerberus!

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Wait, but didn't I just eat you? You are currently in my digestive track...

I eat all of them too, yes Cerberus had cravings. :lol:
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I already said that I took Tiger's body :|

I dig an hole trough you stomach and we get out leaving you in agony while Super Tiger, Beast Tarot and all of my selfs beat you.

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Hey, its a demigod you're attacking...

I use Cerberus's magic to heal myself, and shoot laser-beams at your avatars through her eyes!
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I lock you in a room with Slender Man
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Seems like that would be a little hard to do because I am currently Cerberus, but okay...

I turn into slender man, and he perishes from the site of himself. :lol:
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Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Hey, its a demigod you're attacking...
And you're fighting Beast Tarot and Super Tiger (yes, Super Tiger :lol: )

What can make them so powerful?

Ah, yes!

*knocks out Miles Tails*
*steals the Chaos Emeralds*
*uses them*

Say welcome to Hyper Tiger and Omega Tarot.
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I hit the backspace button on your last post until it disapears
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I play D&D and let Cerberus die.
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Yet, I've just turned her into slender man so you'd have to let slender die in order for that too work! :lol:

I play DnD with you and let all of your avatars die!

Also I actually think we should work on a program that allows avatars to talk, wadda you think? :>
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I take the soul of your soul.
(Somebody said unexcepted?)
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I take my soul, back from your said soul and steal yours! :lol:
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SOULFIGHT! :lol:

I get my soul back then I take again the body of Tiger (We destroyed our bodies :lol: we didn't?)

Then repeat one of the above posts (Since you erased it)

After getting the Chaos Emeralds, I call the Reaper to rake your soul.

Meanwhile I revive my myselfs.
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I take the Reapers soul! does he even have one? :?

and I once again delete the post I already deleted, and tiger too.... sorry tiger :roll:
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Hlaoroo comes angry because you're deleting a lot of other's posts without his permission.

Also Jerry Albert comes angry because you deleted Tiger :lol:
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:shock:

:?

:evil:

Now whadda I do? :D

I have a moderator and an owner on my tail. :lol:

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