Attack the above poster

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:41 pm

I make the Magnavox Odyssey the only game console you can play. At least you get an important piece of video game history, though it's 43 years obsolete.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:29 am

I force you to beat every text based adventure game on the Vic20 AND Commodore 64

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:51 am

I force you to go back to traditional attacks by making you hit yourself.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:44 pm

I need material to finish a gray fur coat, and you're within easy reach...

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:00 pm

I give you a bear hug.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:17 pm

I stamp on you. Whilst riding an Elephant.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:27 pm

I scare the elephant with a mouse.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:03 pm

I confirm that the mouse has rabies and encourage it to bite you, then run away.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:49 pm

I am now a Rabies Zombie. FEAR ME, CORGI!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:15 pm

You are feared. I round up the townsfolk to eradicated the diseased animal.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:34 pm

We are the Flood. Too many Infection forms exist to save the townspeople.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 10:49 pm

We Glass the city from orbit with you in it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 11:26 pm

A zealot attack squad sneaks aboard and detonates your ships Slipspace drive.

The prophets will be pleased.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:02 pm

I destroy the Halo Construct you were supposed to watch over. Have fun explaining this to the Prophets.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 10:38 pm

I send Locus after you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:35 pm

I send you in the post, inside many boxes. So when the first box is opened a new address is given and there are enough addresses for you to still be being posted when opener-mas comes around. Also, all the stamps are second class.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:58 pm

I punch your face.

IN THE FACE.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:22 pm

Suddenly - Pineapples! Your head is gone.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:54 am

I punt you to the moon.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:36 pm

*calling your cell phone*

I like trains.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:51 pm

I flatten you with a windmill.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:26 pm

Tree powers activate! *I turn into a tree and your tree disappears*

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:55 pm

I am the incredible Hero Guy!

...eh, don't feel like saving you from the lumberjacks.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:07 am

I petrify you and turn you into a statue.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:55 am

I drop the statue on you from a very big height.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:46 pm

I stand right next to you.
"ZEEKYBOOGYDOOG!"

(I wonder if anyone will get this without resorting to google...)

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:05 am

There's something on your face!

*punch*

IT WAS PAIN!

Also, no, I had to look that up. Heard of the site years ago, but never checked it, and the Internet was an unheard-of concept for me until early 2000s.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:31 pm

I dump lava on you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:28 pm

I fine you for dumping in a no dumping zone.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:29 pm

i fine you for finning in no fine zone

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:54 pm

I point out that, by doing so, you also should be fined for fining in a no fine zone.
Also I push you into the lava.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:16 pm

okay, i'll pay

*Dumps very heavy diamond onto JonnyNova*
*JonnyNova gets flattened*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:44 pm

I drop kick you in the face.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:46 pm

I paint "nitwit" on your teeth with marmite flavour permanent paint.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 8:49 pm

I paint a big red target sign on your armor and send you off to a warzone.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:57 am

But before that, i glued all his armor so you were sent to warzone with him.

I drop a nuclear bomb on both of you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:54 am

I drop you on the resulting explosion.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:54 am

I take your hand you and you fall with me. (sorry for the engrish)

I release you and i open my parachute.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 6:35 pm

I switched the parachute for an anvil.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 6:48 pm

I release the anvil and i take and open another parachute that i had in my pocket.

The anvil drops on you