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Geo Bane · Post by **Geo Bane** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:25 pm

I play DK's Konga Beat

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:53 pm

I play a rap song on repeat. Torture!!!

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:23 pm

I turn the pitch the rap song up to beyond torturous levels.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:30 pm

And I set it to start playing when you're about to fall asleep.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:05 pm

I make you listen to Justin Beiber whilst on LSD.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:41 pm

I inject you with maple syrup and caffeine.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:20 am

I shoot you with Crash's wampazooka into wampa fruit juice!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:24 am

I throw a large cake between you and watch you fight to the death!
(The winner gets the cake)

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:27 am

THE CAKE IS A LIE! *I destroy your hard to made (or) buy cake

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Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:30 am

It's not hard at all when you can materialize stuff.
I drop a million cakes upon you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:54 am

I drop you into a million cakes.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:35 am

I drop onto you a million cakes.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:38 am

I drop into you a million cakes of uranium.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:54 am

I give you almond err... I mean nut flavored coffee.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:05 am

I make you eat a lightbulb.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:08 am

I pour bromine into your mouth.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:10 am

I feed you powerful chillies and laxatives.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:05 am

I make you his janitor/cleaner.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:33 am

I throw you into a vat of muriatic acid.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:54 am

I turn you into Bad Luck Brian.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:12 am

I throw you into a jet engine.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:13 am

I release a billion black widow spiders in your house.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:14 am

I push you into a pit of venomous snakes.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:17 am

I push a pit of venomous snakes onto you!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:31 pm

I smash your face with a kitsune statue.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:40 pm

I hire Sabrina to summon ghosts.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:50 am

I throw the entire rule book for U&U at you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:53 am

I found a better pot! The Kohaku no Jõhei, have fun being sealed eternally!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:27 am

I throw an Oxford English Dictionary at you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:28 am

I beat you with the yellow pages.
Hey books are good at opening the mind, especially with a good swing going

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:41 am

I drop onto you The Complete Collection of the Works of Shakespeare.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:46 am

I throw a discus at you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:50 am

I throw a shotput at you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:50 am

I fire a Javelin with a few javelins attached to the rocket.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:52 am

I strap flashbangs on your face.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:04 am

I dunk you in a vat of "Eau de Wet Dog" perfume.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:06 am

I flush you in the toilet.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:07 am

I lock you in Paris Sewers.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:10 am

I strap you to lead rods and drop you into the Marianas.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:18 am

Oh no! My Magikarp's at 1 hp! MAGIKARP!! USE FLAIL!!!