Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:41 am

I make it so that thing you can see coming at you fast IS an MTv Satellite.

Post by **Render** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:49 am

I let you sit in said satellite.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:52 am

I redirect the satellite at you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:13 am

I direct five thousand and four woodpeckers to your tree.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:48 pm

I paint your armor pink

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:53 pm

I laugh really really loudly... right next to your ears.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:55 pm

I set your tree on fire.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:57 pm

I push you into my tree. I swear the tree has it worse then anyone here.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:00 pm

I put out the fire and claim your tree as my own.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:27 pm

I capitulate and become your vassal. You now have to war with my enemies. I point you towards The Great Kitsune.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:31 am

I'm watching... judging...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:35 am

I floss your teeth - with an acid etched band saw that cuts a few teeth out.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:45 am

Upon first sight of me, your saw says "Screw this! I'm out!" and melts.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:48 am

I test the musical qualities of your teeth by playing a xylophonic sonata on them.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:25 pm

I draw with permanent marker all over your armour.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:51 pm

I adjust the incoming cosmic rays to make you become...

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:54 am

I stab you with the singing sword.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:02 am

I make you realise you're hugging a dyed male Mr Bigglesworth whilst Grape's on a date with Max.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:07 am

I smack you with a broom.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:33 pm

I drop the Hulk on you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:49 pm

I give you Salmonella Fitzgerald.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_ORUkRK7I

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:54 pm

I send PETA to your home.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:52 pm

I hit you with an inflatable hammer.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:20 pm

I make an Amy the Hedgehog reference.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:09 am

I use a mallet on your teeth while you're smiling. A mallet made out of a material similar to that of Thor's hammer, except it only works for me!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:48 am

I tattoo 'property of the British Crown' inside your ear.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:44 am

I shrink your armor in the dryer.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:47 am

I tatoo "To Sabrina From Pete" on your forehead and point her toward you.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:06 am

I find a way to disprove your existence using science.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:53 pm

I wait a few years and science proves his existence and disproves your existence.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:45 pm

I let a creeper hug you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:49 pm

I tie you to your tree with a vine, cover you in wood scent and release woodpeckers to drill your head.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:08 am

I drop a 10 ton gummy bear on top of you.

Post by **Render** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:06 am

I call you names.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:29 am

I break your squeaker.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:48 am

I make you eat the speaker part of the toy. Then had you over to Bruno.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:57 am

Bruno treats you like Duchess.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:51 am

I have the K-9 dogs dogpile you for lollygagging.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:03 am

I put you in the movie Gravity as that first astronaut noone remembers.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:54 am

I remember, not a pleasant thing to happen. However remembering stuff reminded me of something I didn't want to remember, so I'm slapping you with 'The Game'.