Attack the above poster

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:07 pm

I saturate you with water and lock you in a freezer.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 3:18 pm

I throw a koopa shell at you.

CrystalHeart · Post by **CrystalHeart** » Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:05 pm

I play really REALLY ReAlLyYyY bad dubstep at you.
Oh Noes!

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:14 pm

I cut the power cable for the player with a hatchet.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:16 pm

I hit you with a baseball bat.

CrystalHeart · Post by **CrystalHeart** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:33 pm

I tih you with a llabesab tab.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:41 pm

I reverse your spelling. (It worked)

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:50 am

I have you get chased by a tiger.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:31 am

(Yay Hobbes!)
I send Calvin after you.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:17 pm

I sic the anamatronics from five nights at Freddy's on you. Starting at 8pm not midnight...

Post by **Render** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:43 pm

I duct tape your muzzle shut.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:00 am

I spray you with liberal amounts of "Eau de Quollogne".

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:04 am

I hide your remote so you have to physically get up and change the channel on the TV.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:43 pm

I do the same and remove the buttons on the TV.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:00 pm

I steal your TV.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:53 am

I dropkick you.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:28 pm

I dropkick a soccer ball at you.

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:29 pm

I steal your soccer ball immediately before you dropkick it.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:32 pm

I steal the ground from beneath your feet as you steal the soccer ball that he was about to dropkick.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:40 pm

I spawn in Chuck Noris and sick him on you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:41 pm

I give you a body slam.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:36 pm

I wrap you in duct tape and chuck you down the stairs.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:38 pm

I paralyze your tail

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:40 pm

I make you eat really dry dog food.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:52 pm

I cause you to get "Let It Go" stuck in your head.

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:04 am

I put you in a box, then ship you to a country that doesn't speak your language.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:07 pm

I put flour in your hairdryer.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:17 pm

I turn you into an ectotherm.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:22 pm

I give you a platypus without a zoology class and tell you to figure it out.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:42 pm

I stab you with said platypus's heel.

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:49 pm

I let you find out how to tell apart a grizzly from a brown bear when you climb on a tree to hide from it.

The brown bear will follow you onto the tree and the grizzly will shake you down.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:03 pm

I have you get bitten by a snake.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:56 pm

I stab you with a syringe filled with said snake's venom (all of which I milked from it right before you set it on Render).

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:53 am

I stuff hot peppers in your nose.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:57 pm

I have you fixed.

Lintharix · Post by **Lintharix** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:10 am

I slap you with a trout

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:57 pm

I slam you into a dictionary.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:27 pm

I bury you alive.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:43 am

I break you down.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:12 am

I cause everyone to forget that it's your birthday today.