Attack the above poster

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed May 25, 2016 1:16 pm

I have my friend shoot down the air crafts with her space laser!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 25, 2016 1:20 pm

I shoot my eye lasers at both of you incinerating both of you

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed May 25, 2016 1:25 pm

Before I get incinerated I drink from the fountain of youth and get better! I also throw acid on your face.
And yes, I do let my friend burn.

She would do the same to me.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 25, 2016 1:34 pm

I force you to drink from to fountain of youth until don't exist

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed May 25, 2016 1:40 pm

My Devil Dad brings me back and I slam your face into the pavement!

Post by **Render** » Wed May 25, 2016 6:01 pm

I slap you with my towel on towel day!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 25, 2016 8:55 pm

I throw an easter egg at you and yolk explodes on you

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 26, 2016 5:26 pm

I steal your lollipop!

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Thu May 26, 2016 8:53 pm

your fathers soul burns, knife melts; I dump dirt on the lollipop making it uneatable

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 26, 2016 10:10 pm

I make you eat the dirty lollipop!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 26, 2016 11:12 pm

I make you choke on yolk

I just felt like saying that

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 27, 2016 9:48 am

I show to you Medusa's head.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri May 27, 2016 11:05 am

I wear sunglasses, causing Medusa's head to have no effect on me! I also stab you in the stomach with a pitch fork.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 28, 2016 8:58 am

Since those sunglasses are opaque,ypu don't see and fall into a pit.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 12:43 pm

I manage to grab a ledge and climb out. I then throw a rock at your face.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 28, 2016 1:06 pm

I stab you with your own signature.

Pyrrhic_fox · Post by **Pyrrhic_fox** » Sat May 28, 2016 1:10 pm

*drops toaster in your bath* sploosh-zap!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 28, 2016 2:32 pm

I make you dream nasty things!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 3:01 pm

I kick you in the thigh while I'm wearing steel toed boots!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 28, 2016 5:08 pm

I give you a yellow card

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 5:10 pm

I sharpen the side of the card and slice your eyelid with it!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 28, 2016 5:12 pm

I push you into the pit.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat May 28, 2016 5:13 pm

I throw a Hand grenade into your face.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 28, 2016 5:14 pm

I hit you with a computer arrow.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 6:01 pm

I climb out of the pit and smack you upside the head!

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sat May 28, 2016 10:41 pm

I suck on the lolipop unaffected by the dirt having simply washing it clean, i push you back into the pit

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat May 28, 2016 10:45 pm

I set you on fire

hackle · Post by **hackle** » Sat May 28, 2016 10:48 pm

the fire is absorbed having time since you basically let yourself fall to the bottom of the pit

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat May 28, 2016 11:04 pm

I evaporate and suffocate you

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 11:07 pm

I help Unusuallynamedperson suffocate hackle after getting out of the pit again, and when we finish, I punch them both into the pit.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat May 28, 2016 11:08 pm

I absorb you through your paw!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 11:10 pm

My body rejects being absorbed and reforms inside of you, causing you to explode from the inside.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat May 28, 2016 11:14 pm

it causes a paradox as you are blowing up a system in a system which is run by the system you just blew up, now you've destroyed us all...

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat May 28, 2016 11:19 pm

I have my Devil dad restore everything, making everything go back to the status quo, then punch you in the face.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 29, 2016 12:01 am

I eat your devilish father. as if he were a deviled egg.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 12:09 am

I punch you in the gut with brass knuckles, causing you to throw up my father. He then stabs you in the gut with his pitch fork.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 10:51 am

I explode your father with a C4.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 1:15 pm

I punch you in the face with brass knuckles!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 2:26 pm

I shoot you six times with a gun.

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 3:17 pm

I dodge the bullets Matrix style and throw a grenade at you!