Attack the above poster

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:09 pm

I blast you with an anti-radiation beam.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:11 pm

I vent all my energy on you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:19 pm

I am unharmed by the non-existent energy. I encase you in lead again.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:43 pm

I melt my way through again and then I throw you by an arm.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:57 pm

I steal that arm off you, manipulate the fingers on the hand at the other end of it into a 'V' shape and poke both your eyes in.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:20 am

I cast a spell on you that makes your teeth grow three times faster than bamboo.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:24 am

I wire you up so Lordi use you as a speaker in their next concert.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:30 am

I cut off your ears.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:39 am

I tie you to a cartwheel, hitch it up to a cart and panic the horses pulling it.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:49 am

I shove you in a meat grinder.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:56 pm

I force feed and suffocate you with said ground meat.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:15 pm

I give you a precise blow to the medulla oblongata.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:51 pm

I tie you up in titanium thread, gag you, and lock you in a closet with Daisy and Sasha.

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:57 pm

I paint pink and purple dots on your back, your head, and in your face.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:00 pm

I steal your eyebrows.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:56 pm

I have you write an 200 page essay about paper.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:03 pm

I give you that papercut that goes from index finger to index finger.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:10 pm

Toasts your nose in a sandwich toaster.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:12 pm

I use my Bunker Buster on you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:24 pm

I use your teeth to crunch boulders, thus ruining your teeth.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:28 pm

I ricochet you between my fist and a wall.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:29 pm

I teleport you to mars, with no space suit.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:05 pm

I teleport you to Mercury with no spacesuit.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:06 pm

I bury you in sand.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:08 pm

I bury you in quicksand.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:11 pm

I use a toffee hammer to nail packs of Polo mints (or lifesavers) into your eye sockets and, after the 30th pack, I stand on your feet so you act as a Pez dispenser. I take a mint off your out stretched tongue.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:12 pm

I report you to the ASPCA for animal cruelty.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:44 pm

I elbow you in the back of the head.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:29 pm

I hit you with "A Thousand Years of Death!"

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:02 pm

I bite you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:05 pm

I take away your powers

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:10 pm

The curse has been lifted.
I go in for a hug, but then I trip and fall on you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:14 pm

Falling on me causes your powers to return 2.71 fold.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:15 pm

I leave a giant scar on your chest.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:18 pm

Residual energy heals that scar. I leave you to your plight.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:21 pm

I slam you to the ground head first.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:53 pm

I hit you with a frying pan.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:54 pm

I head-butt you with great force.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:33 pm

I drop a cake on your head

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:56 pm

I burn your nut stash.