Attack the above poster

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:02 pm

The clone includes a glued and explosive D-Rock that did exploded before you put me in the missile

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:34 pm

Well, as you're deflecting attacks, I take my toys, and go home after patting you on the back. After a few seconds the grenade I glued to you goes off.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:56 pm

Okay... *goes back in time and prevents the clone to have a D-Rock on it*

*returns*

Well let's try again.

You send me with the missile but while that happens, I shoot you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:31 pm

I retcon your past so you are, and always have been, a chrysanthemum.

Also, really? the gun again? Surely you're more creative than that...

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:22 pm

I beat you with your own skull.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:02 pm

But my avatar has a nice gun!

(I posted my avatar image because I might change it soon)

I steal your megazord and step on you with it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:35 am

I direct Rito in your direction. Loving my new Ninja Ape Zord, by the way.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:25 pm

I kill you with my win that I got in the other thread.

Also, where did Welsh go?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:39 pm

Underground, where I dug traps. With pointy things. That you just fell on.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:43 pm

I take one of the pointy things and throw it at you

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:23 am

I subject you to loonytunes-esque wacky nonsense, involving a frog, a pool cue, and twelve rhinoceri.

By the end of it i have your brain in a tube in my secret lab.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:16 am

I bite you

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:27 pm

I punch your face.

IN THE FACE.

...I feel I've done this one before.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:32 pm

I make you believe you're a Tiny Toon. In the episode 'One beer'.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:05 pm

I throw you into D-Rock's car and D-Rock drives.

Ya know the rest of the story

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:11 pm

I grab your tail and take you with us.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:57 pm

I make you say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch 10 times fast. You're Welsh. Shouldn't be that difficult

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:48 am

I make D-Rock drive over you

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:56 am

As the avatar is cute, I just tickle you until you pass out. Then I swipe your purse.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:16 pm

I put oil on you while your armor is still working and you get on fire.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:17 am

I do this to you.

https://youtu.be/B2DsFvVXflE?t=3

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:02 am

I force you to play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, alone, with no manual. and you're not allowed to stop till you win every level. not even for food, drink, or sleep.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:23 am

I sneeze on you, you gain an addiction from my genes and eventually pass away because of it.

SCIENCE!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:32 am

I press backspace on you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:23 pm

I retype myself, and squeeze you into the printer causing a peperjam.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:33 pm

100K pages of Unusuallynamedpersons printed with Pepper Jam.
Since I'm all of them, I attack you with those 100K Unusuallynamedpersons.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:45 pm

Unfortunately your attack fails because Unusuallynamedperson never printed his avatar or any of his ASCII art! You die of embarrassment!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:55 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Unfortunately your attack fails because Unusuallynamedperson never printed his avatar or any of his ASCII art! You die of embarrassment!

I don't understand what you mean

If you mean there's no physical you then I just unplug the PC and Goodbye

Now I go to attack other posters with my army of Unusuallynamedpersons.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:01 pm

I said I squeezed you into the printer causing a paper jam, not that I printed you out causing a peperjam, anyways I attack you & your army with your own confusion.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 1:52 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:I said I squeezed you into the printer causing a paper jam, not that I printed you out causing a peperjam, anyways I attack you & your army with your own confusion.

Then stop doing typos. *hits real Unusuallynamedperson with teaching stick*

Also that typo turned out very dark

(Assuming Pepper Jam means blood)

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:01 pm

Attacked tsMKG with thesaurus! I don't think it does, also that's not my fault, I'm using a machine that loves to autocorrect everything I say.

Raid == attack

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:06 pm

I'll press the "Reset" button.

*time goes back*

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 03, 2016 2:11 pm

tsMKG wrote:I'll press the "Reset" button.

*time goes back*

ermm, okay I retype myself. And poor hot coffee on you?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:26 am

I spray you in the face with RAID (tm)

Salad4me · Post by **Salad4me** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:52 am

What's this? It's more smart, Less Safe, Mortein! Counter spray!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:11 am

I block your sprays with an iron sheild and turn down the thermometer until we all freeze and have hypothermia.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:53 am

Anyone needs heat?

*Uses flamethrower against you*

OOG: Why there isn't a plural for "you"?

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:36 am

I dodge your flamethrower and use all of our neediness against you

plz, don't hurt me.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:43 pm

I encourage tsMKG to hurt you.

OOG reply to tsMKG: There is: y'all.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:50 pm

Neediness? That was yet another typo. It was suppose to say nerd-e-ness. Either way, I duck tape your mouth from encouraging.