Attack the above poster

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:08 pm

I punch you in the face.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:43 pm

I hit you with a baseball bat.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:04 am

I shove a morocca into each of your ears and Hit you with the "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!" banana suit.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:22 am

I zap you with a taser.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:45 am

I'm A Lion, so it does nothing.
I eat you and CHEW.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:13 am

I hit you're jaw, causing you too swallow funny, causing you too choke! Hahah! X3

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:25 am

I pour boiling tea on you.
Tea is for mugs!

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:36 am

I BONK you with my purple, self-stirring mug
U almost forgot I had that.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:22 am

I stab you with a claw!

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:21 pm

I shank you with my kunai.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:38 pm

I strike your heart Tenketsu.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:56 pm

Whisks Kitsune tails with an extra large egg whisk.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sat Apr 12, 2014 4:57 pm

I put you in a blender.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 4:43 am

I baste you and put you in the oven to roast.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 1:41 am

Since you are already in my stomach, I digest you.

Crux wrote:I BONK you with my purple, self-stirring mug
U almost forgot I had that.

*ahem* which I gave to you.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:57 am

I hit you with an oven door.

Post by **Render** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:49 am

I hit the oven door with your face.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:50 am

I make you eat the oven.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:00 am

Plasters you into the wall and wallpapers over the bump.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:51 am

Seals you inside a barrel then fills it with Plaster of Paris.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:57 am

I superglue you to a wall then rip you off, ripping all the fur off your back, i then do the same to the front. I then hammer you with a Morning Star until i feel better, that's right, my father took away my computer again.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:05 am

I send a power surge to your place.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:01 pm

I'm in a laptop, it does nothing

I send a power surge through your body, at a rate of 1.21 GIGAWATTS per minute.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:55 am

I condense this current into a single paw and punch through your chest with it. *le Terminator*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:41 am

I install christmas lights on your tails.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:51 am

I zap you with the faulty lighting you rigged.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:48 am

I set your tails on fire.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:22 pm

I duck tape your tails together.

Post by **Render** » Thu May 01, 2014 5:58 am

I duct tape your feet to your muzzle.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Thu May 01, 2014 11:37 pm

I hit you with a duck taped to a piece of ribbon.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri May 02, 2014 4:04 am

I hang you with your tail from a tall tower.

Post by **Render** » Fri May 02, 2014 7:36 am

That would make it a tail tower.

I stick your tail into a running paper shredder.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri May 02, 2014 12:10 pm

Yes it would!

I chop your tail off, chop it up, and souffle it with some onions and garlic

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 02, 2014 12:24 pm

I take your tail and slap you with it, before wearing it as a scarf.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Fri May 02, 2014 12:27 pm

I take my tail off of you and walk away as you are covered in acid rain and stripped of all your flesh, muscle, and inner tissue, leaving only bones.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat May 03, 2014 1:21 am

I push you in a tub filled with piranhas.

Post by **Render** » Sat May 03, 2014 6:21 am

I knock you over on a floor covered with superglue.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 04, 2014 9:03 am

I put you in a room and do this.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon May 05, 2014 3:53 pm

I make you the "ball" on a giant one of these
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
*boing*
*SMACK*
...

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:41 am

I hit you with a tennis racket.