Attack the above poster
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I set you on fire.
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I put you under water.
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I turn you into a human.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I shrink your ears.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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I turn up the volume on your ipod to make blowing out your headphones!
All your acorns are belong to us.
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I switch bodies with you and insult you.
Darn it, I attacked myself - this body is hideous.
Boom! Double meaning attack! X)
Darn it, I attacked myself - this body is hideous.
Boom! Double meaning attack! X)
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I drop you in a vat of toxic waste.
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I pour broth on your head.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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I make you resit your exams
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Want to talk? PM me or message at [email protected] and add me on Google+
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I make you their invigilating officer.
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I give you an American accent.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I dress as a native Australian dog and steal your baby.
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I cause you to have an American accent.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I half strangle you with your own collar for repetition.
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(You mean repeatedly, right?)
I turn your armor into glass.
I turn your armor into glass.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I bite your small tail
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
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Douglas Collier wrote:I give you an American accent.
Douglas Collier wrote:I cause you to have an American accent.
Nope.Douglas Collier wrote:(You mean repeatedly, right?)
I trap you between the strings and the guitar and tighten the strings, slicing you like salami
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I hit you with the ax part of my guitar.
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
- Douglas Collier
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I restring your guitar with yarn.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I shrink you and insert you into his guitar so you can hear it REALLY loudly.
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I have him play at your armor's breaking frequency.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I play loud enough to make you both deaf.
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
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How did that happen??Welsh Halfwit wrote:Douglas Collier wrote:I give you an American accent.Douglas Collier wrote:I cause you to have an American accent.Nope.Douglas Collier wrote:(You mean repeatedly, right?)
I reverse your spell that made me repeat stuff and put it on you.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I put dynamite in that baby doll.
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
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I take away the detonator for it
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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I get your pilot's license revoked - permanently.
(Welcome back VEB. )
(Welcome back VEB. )
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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"Noooooooooooooooo!" I yell at your ear on the highest volume possible.
(thanks, Douglas ^v^)
(thanks, Douglas ^v^)
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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I change the composition of your airplane to lead.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Sudden increase in mass makes me crash in your backyard.
That's where the actual bad part of tolerating my presence begins.
That's where the actual bad part of tolerating my presence begins.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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I take your pilot's hat.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I turn everyone into kangaroos
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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(Yay - a big long tail!)
I turn you into a wallaby.
I turn you into a wallaby.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I make you even shorter!
(*Hops like a kangaroo*)
(*Hops like a kangaroo*)
All your acorns are belong to us.
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I strand you on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean, hundreds of miles away from shipping lanes.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I poke your nose
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
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I give you a poodle cut.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.