Attack the above poster

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:56 pm

Screw it, I'll come back and post here...

speaking of *screws you guys into giant heating elements and turns them on high, roasting you both alive... and providing me with a tasty meal afterwards!* *NOM*

Tasty!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:57 pm

I toss you in a alligator pit.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:01 pm

I pet my friends, then grab one by the tail and swing it up at you, hitting you and causing you both to fly far away!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:01 pm

I use PK fire at you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:03 pm

I break you 2 up and watch you cry with a certian satisfaction...
then i drink your tears

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:04 pm

I use duck tape on your eyes.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:06 pm

I cover you in deer scent, then watch you get traampled

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:21 pm

*stabby stab stab*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:26 pm

*makes you clean up all the poo in a zoo.. with your bare paws/hands... and no soap or hand saanitizer* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Post by **Render** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:43 am

I cut you with a sheet of paper.

To everybody: Do not be too graphic here, you should not desripe how the bones break, etc. I don't want to read that again!

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:07 pm

I spike your head (like a volleyball).

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:10 pm

I shave your head.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:12 pm

Baseball bat + Your head = Homerun

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:15 pm

I suplex you to the ground, right on top of a spike.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:51 am

I cover you in bacon grease and let the dogs out.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:01 pm

I heat my body temperature then force all the grease in different directions ( the grease is scalding hot.)

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:48 am

I send The Batter to purify you!

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:40 pm

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

THE END TIMES HAVE COME BOW TO THE OLD GODS!

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:04 pm

By my power as a Templar, I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:54 pm

I use Memory of Battle.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:30 pm

It's a rainy day. The grass is a muddy mess, the hills are alive with the sound of heavy breathing as my brothers in arms line up on the sparse landscape.

"Tonight! We dine with the gods!"

The chorus of battle cries ring out as we rush the hills, our eyes set on one target. I raise my claymore above my head and swing with a mighty roar.

*SQUELCH*

InDaZone1219's body drops to the ground, his head rolling a short distance away. With a mighty cry I continue on.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:19 pm

I was trying to spare you the fate of incontinence but after that attack, I
have no choice but to do this:

1. I lock you inside a thick-walled room.
2 Play an infrasonic frequency that is the same as your bowels.
3 Laugh maniacally as I watch you through a one-way window.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:24 pm

I use a sock...in your room. I punch through the glass and slap you with the poopsock

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:26 pm

I self-destruct and take the entire galaxy with me!!

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:32 am

I chew a buncha gum from another galaxy and put it in your fur.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:33 am

I laugh at you so much for the gum that it psychologically damages you for the next little while or so.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:38 am

I go insane and stab the nearest person in the leg, you just so happened to be the nearest person.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:42 am

I slap you out of terror. With a chair.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:52 am

I re-materialize and pin you to the ceiling with a rock column.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:17 am

I slap you with Shaq. It's a...

SHAQ ATTACK

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:14 pm

I create a localized sandstorm and it gives you dust pneumonia.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:30 pm

I jump on your muzzle and make you bite your own tongue off.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:52 pm

I convert the ground around you into quicksand.
I then solidify the ground, trapping you.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:24 pm

I declaw you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:42 pm

I give you an avulsion across your back.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:45 pm

I go camping atop a mountain with you. I steal your warm stuff and you freeze.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:00 pm

I put you on an IV of quaziprantel.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:34 pm

I force feed you Sorbitol.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:38 pm

I force you to step on Tire-poppers

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:28 pm

I surround you with a cloud.