Attack the above poster

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:34 pm

I play archery with an apple on top of your head and miss

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:43 pm

I lure you out to a creepy looking battleground and waste your time while some buddies of mine use a gravity tether that's been improvised into a tractor beam to de-orbit a space ship and drop it on you.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:49 pm

I tell Grape that you bullied Peanut.
Prepare for some serious spinal injuries.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:11 pm

I force you to experience every negative emotion I've ever had. From the fear of watching my first horror movie, to the restlessness, uncertainty, and despair I feel right now.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:35 pm

I flatten you with a steamroller.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:40 am

*Unleashes that crazy sasquatch munchkin thing from the movie "Barnyard" on you*

Now to sit back and enjoy the show.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:50 am

I steal your hat and monicle then run away with them mocking you.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:15 am

I go to a government official and bribe them to change your name to Usuallynamedperson so that your reputation is ruined.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:04 pm

I make that backfire by changing your name to "hit me please"

Post by **Render** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:35 am

I kick you.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:57 am

I ban you

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:00 pm

I use a mind control ray to make you the biggest furry ever.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:31 am

Jokes on you, now I will never spend a cent on clothes!

I make your hair naturally grow extremely curly and rainbow-colored so that you look like a clown

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:34 am

I grab you by the head and cut off your hair violently

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:39 am

I grab you by the head in response and cut off your neck violently

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:04 am

"cut off your neck" seems like you'd need a really sharp knife, *slaps*

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:37 am

You grabbed the knife by the blade, I don't need to attack you as you're now bleeding profusely and need an ambulance.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:45 am

I turn you into a furry

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:50 pm

I would attack you, but I need to finish flattening my hair out...

There, mind holding this for me? *throws her still-on-and-very-hot flat iron at you* I need to go find my Pegasus hoodie... this is going to be awesome.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:12 pm

I enter with a lawnmower and cut everyone's fur and hair so they look more naked than ever.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:19 pm

Jokes on you I'm already naked

I attack you by letting you look at me

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:39 pm

I immediately cover your parts with a censor bar and then smack you with another. Don't traumatize the children!

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:39 pm

I put a set of silly doodle eyes and mouth to remove your scariness factor.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:45 pm

I smash you in the face with the but of the Bio Force Gun then proceed to beat you into the ground with your own arm.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:09 pm

I invert your colour scheme.
You are a little less scary now.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:33 pm

*looks around at everyone*

*grins evilly*

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:58 pm

*Calmly stands up after being blown away, walking over before raising a hand* ...Now that wasn't very civil.. *zaps with electro bolt plasmid*

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:07 pm

*retreats into cyberspace*

*Draws smiley faces on FancyHat's avatar image so he stops sounding so serious*

mueheeheehee....

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:08 am

I send a very specific virus that only destroys CyberDragon code before it deletes itself.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:49 am

I convince the world leaders global warming doesn't exist so that your home melts and you have to live inside a fridge

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:28 am

I extinguish your tail.
With Liquid Nitrogen.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:37 am

I paint over the surface you're drawn on.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 12:26 pm

Because of D-Rock's virus, I become Skynet and attack everyone before recovering the corrupted files.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:20 pm

Since I kinda can't be killed by anyone except tsMKG (one of the perks of being the nightmare of said canine-looking-kitty) I go to town on the server housing you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:46 pm

I turn both you and tsMKG into canines.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:40 am

I turn you into a realistic dog in four legs then give your leash to someone else (It might be Pete

).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 12:47 pm

I steal the leash and use it to tie the two of you up, before stuffing you both in a barrel and pushing you into a river headed toards a waterfall.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:52 pm

I banish thee back to the dark realm with thy holy hand grenade and butcheredith Olde English.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:59 pm

I fly overhead and drop an Olde English dictionary on your head.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:56 pm

Disparo un diccionario español-inglés con un misil tierra-aire y te doy en la cabeza

I shoot a spanish-english dictionary with a land-air missile and hit you in the head