Attack the above poster

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:37 am

I bring the vending machine to life as http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Dispensor and sic him on you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:18 am

I make him fight an annoying sentient arcade machine thing. everybody looses!

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:28 pm

I pull a Liu Kang with another arcade cabinet.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:03 pm

I use Busters advanced knowledge of power rangers and super sentai against all of you, bringing every monster to life under my command at giant size, while all the megazords have been destroyed in previous attacks!

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:23 pm

Zordon sacrifices himself, destroying all monsters present. Too bad that now includes you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:03 pm

aliens from beyond the known galaxies, demons from beneath the sea, and mutants from the distant future attack you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:12 am

I pull your tail, invisibly.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:24 am

I drop you in an alligator pit.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:05 am

I use Peanut as a canine shield. (if I die, he dies, and Grapenut will be no more).

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:12 am

The Peanut you grabbed is secretly a Thing, which stabs you with its fur and turns you into a Thing. The two of you infect the others, who infect even more others, and the cycle continues until every living thing on the planet is a Thing. Then they start to work on a spaceship.......

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:17 am

I zap you with a laser gun.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:12 pm

I implode the planet into a black hole. for quarantine reasons.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:53 pm

I compare you, unfavorably, with a beetleborg.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:12 pm

Moving rather quickly, I tie you to a railway track, laughing evilly but somehow without sound as this music plays as those in the oncoming train enjoy their fine dining, oblivious to what's on the tracks ahead.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:21 pm

I put Quoll on the menu.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:53 pm

I infest your forest with beavers and termites.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:38 pm

i turn you into a replacement tree for hound.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:53 pm

I force you to watch Sailor Moon for all eternity.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:36 am

I hit you with a collection of Big Bang Theory Dvds.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:14 am

I force you to explain, in excruciating detail, how Doctor Who and it's spin-offs have NEVER contradicted their own time-lines.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:27 am

I force you to listen.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:50 am

I turn your fur brown so everyone confuses you with a vizsla.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:08 pm

I paint a target on your back.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:10 pm

I shine a laser target tracker at you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:13 pm

I lock you in a room with Slenderman.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:18 pm

I lock you in at Freddy's for a week.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:20 pm

I Stuff you into Springtrap.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:37 pm

I send all of you to the Shadowzone with Slendercon and zombie Skyquake.

(P.S. Slendercon is a nickname for Prime Soundwave)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:45 pm

I pull a fidget on soundwave, and use crazy magic nonsense to warp back to the real world, so I can chase you down.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:14 pm

I don't think this has gone far enough. I push you over the line.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:16 pm

I turn you into a cat.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:28 pm

I turn you into a mouse.

have fun you two.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:29 pm

I turn you into a biscuit.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:01 pm

I turn Buster into a Living Jawbreaker, the most powerful candy there is! Have fun having a flying sentient bullet coming at you at high speeds.

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:48 am

I turn you into a squeaky toy and chew you. *squeak squeak squeak*

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:48 am

Mine! I tackle you and steal the squeaky toy. *squeak*

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:04 pm

I force you to face every mistake you ever had all at once, while simultaneously forcing you to truly understand Infinity.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:09 pm

I let infinity be substituted for 'p' and then I drown you in in.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 5:46 pm

i make you regret everything ever.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:55 pm

I go God of War on you.