Attack the above poster

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:08 pm

I come out of it with a half empty bag of popcorn and laughing my tail off.
My most reoccurring job is call center work. Resistance to depression and a messed up sense of humor are survival traits in that industry. Try the big guns next time.

Speaking of which...
*Turns you inside out, stuffs you into a tin can, and fires it into the sun*

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:12 pm

I punch you because you destroyed a plush toy that looked like me.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:22 pm

I blow up the planet you're on.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:27 pm

You blow up with the planet in virtual reality.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:18 am

I'm laughing at all of you in my deathstar... *BOOM* goodbye, friends. MUHahahaHAHAHaha

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:16 am

The beam gets reflected back at you. (I think it is a beam.)

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:48 am

...a beam deflected by my magic mirror. (Yes, Wicked Queen, I said you'd get it back this evening, sheesh.)

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:33 pm

And the beam goes through a portal to head back at you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:27 pm

*Zeroes your Oasis account while you're distracted dealing with west*

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:31 am

(I don't think I actually have one.)

I trip you with a water spill.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:17 am

Buster wrote:I come out of it with a half empty bag of popcorn and laughing my tail off.
My most reoccurring job is call center work. Resistance to depression and a messed up sense of humor are survival traits in that industry. Try the big guns next time.

((I knew there was a reason I liked you. Yup, I used to work on Phonebanks AND for a telephone based loan company...))

I run a lawnmower over your carpeted floor.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:29 pm

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:52 pm

Your "X" a torrent of alphabet soup letters which I siphon into you shave-carpeted house and wash you out the door.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:01 am

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:35 am

"Ah, cra--" *Gets mauled*
I will have my revenge *weak punch*

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:36 pm

Indeed, tsMKG!
I shall bury you in battered wolf bodies (especially that shirking, bulge-bellyed one on the far right!) !

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:28 pm

*scream is heard from far* *birds go flying*

Oh, I didn't know that you could bend like THAT.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:41 pm

Birds! No, not birds! Eeeew! Yuk! Bletch! Nobody can bend that much.... I shoulda worn a raincoat......

For that, I hurl mud balls at you....

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 01, 2018 9:35 pm

I use a snowplow to scoop both of you out of the thread and drop you into a different one.

being embedded in a snowbank that shouldn't exist this time of year may or may not also have occurred.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Tue May 01, 2018 9:44 pm

Someone you like and respect says on Twitter that not only has Power Rangers never been good, it doesn’t even have the potential to be good.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 02, 2018 7:07 am

(why would i care what twitter thinks? i don't use it. for that matter why would i care what other people think?)

I teleport you to the surface of Mercury.

with no suit.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 02, 2018 11:30 am

I glue you to the poster above you before you even teleport him.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 02, 2018 12:02 pm

... and with everyone stuck together, I hurl you into a monstrous vat of vanilla pudding. ... which, by the way, was a lot of work and expense to arrange so you could snow a lIttle appreciation by, you know, screaming and thrashing about.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 02, 2018 1:13 pm

While Weston is standing there laughing over his vanilla pudding victory, I shove him in. Also, I'll take some of the pudding to eat on my way out.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 02, 2018 1:17 pm

I send General 'Thunderbolt' Ross (enemy of the ulk) after you with a video of what you (your avatar) can do...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 02, 2018 8:57 pm

makankosapo!
*Pew!*

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 02, 2018 9:01 pm

Carp, I don't know much about Dragon Ball to know how to stop that, so I guess I'll just die... My ghost will haunt all of you for the rest of eternity/until you die.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu May 03, 2018 1:34 am

I do this.

https://youtu.be/jJQ32DmdhZM?t=2

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 03, 2018 10:44 am

Welp, I'm a ghost again... Lovely. I'll continue my hauntings, as a poltergeist, not a ghost, so now I will cause mayhem. I grab some plates and fling them at Saturn.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 03, 2018 12:03 pm

Time to grab the ectoplasmic vacuum sukker and pull you all down into the disposable waste bag.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 03, 2018 7:39 pm

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 03, 2018 8:28 pm

If the bomb doesn't get rid of me the comic sans will...

Post by **Render** » Fri May 04, 2018 2:08 pm

I attack you with my sword "You fight like a dairy farmer!"

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 04, 2018 2:44 pm

I unleash my battalions of suicidal combat Holsteins and trampled you and your toothpick into marmalade.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 06, 2018 6:54 pm

Since I can't comprehend the complexity of the English language of your attack, I throw to you a big ERROR

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 06, 2018 8:10 pm

Dodging your "ERROR", I respond by chasing you down in a cart full of cabbages (pulled by two of my combat Holstein cows, of course).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 06, 2018 8:30 pm

i drive Holsteins extinct, thus foiling your evil plans.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 07, 2018 1:17 pm

Stricken by pain and regret over the loss of my beloved cows, I cry a torrent of anguished tears and wash you out to sea.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon May 07, 2018 4:09 pm

I have a canoe, and an oar, so I'll paddle over an boink you on the head with it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 08, 2018 6:16 pm

After boinking his head, you find yourself in the middle of the air with no sea made of tears to be found.

Then you proceed to fall one thousand of kilometres.