Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:44 pm

I gouge out your freaky eyes.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:17 pm

I keep your mouth shut with some duct tape.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:20 pm

I pick you up and throw you at a glass wall.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:24 pm

I pop you into a large glass of citrus juice and drink you,

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:43 pm

I put you in a press and print a newspaper on you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:01 am

I throw you into a mangrove forest.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:03 am

I flush you down my toilet. There you will find out what I eat

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:15 am

I tie your tail to a high speed rail.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:18 am

I tie you to my tail and then get exited about going on a walk.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:21 am

I wrap you with your tail and drop you to the ocean.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:22 am

I bench-press the earth and trigger mass natural disasters just meters away from you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:23 am

I push you into one of the fissures you've made.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:24 am

I launch you into a portal that leads to a portal that leads to the portal over and over.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:26 am

I hit you with a pillow.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:17 am

*bricks*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:19 am

*mauls*

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:00 am

*Unfriends on social media*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:07 am

*never befriended in social media*

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:34 am

*sets serence on you*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:52 am

Freezes you at the bottom of the Arctic.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:44 am

*rewires your time machine so it only goes backwards and not forwards even though the machine says it's going forwards resulting in you being teleported to before the Big Bang*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:24 am

I electrocute you giving you spasms.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:27 am

I strap you to a Tesla coil and start the lightning.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:12 am

I send you into the field with a steel rod glued to your hand (paw?). During the thunderstorm.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:30 am

I cut all of your internal wiring.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:34 am

I borrow some from your spaceship

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:37 am

I switch your fuel with cooking oil.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:39 am

I spill some boiling oil on you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:40 am

I shoot you with an EMP.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:44 am

I steal your sunglasses (at least it would be a financial attack...)

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:47 am

I fill your wheels with acid.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:59 am

I tie you to an industrial-strength sound system and start the screamo on maximum volume.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:01 am

I lock you in the worlds most quietest room, the one with a lot of sound absorbers.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:08 am

I sell your soul for a doughnut. Pete buys it.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:11 am

I lock you in a mortal fox's body.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:12 am

I lock your digestive system.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:14 am

I feed you some chocolate.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:16 am

I can eat that.
I feed you canine meat. Your a cannibal!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:20 am

You ingested some of your own cheek and lip cells, and occasionally your own blood when your gum bleeds. You are a cannibal.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:27 am

According to religion god is everywhere. You just inhaled god, you have sinned.