Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:00 am**

I absorb your soul with soul edge.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:59 am**

I cause you to get splinched.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:16 pm**

I engulf you in darkness!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:45 pm**

I throw more Harry Potter references at you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:37 am**

I sell you to musicians.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:46 am**

I sell you to a production of a new, very original, scifi movie called Star Deck.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:24 am**

I install a brick wall beside you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:29 am**

I knock it on top of you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:30 am**

I tickle you with Phoenix feathers.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:40 am**

I cover you with Post-It notes.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:28 am**

I use the gas attack. (See DBZ Fusion Reborn as a reference)

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:36 am**

I bombard you with references you don't understand.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:38 am**

I get the Shinto Deity mafia on you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:41 am**

I tie you to the front of a Shinkansen.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:30 am**

I drop Japan on you.
Or you know... Androids #16, #17 and #18 with Cell.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:39 am**

Those are not the droids you were looking for!

I set a storm trooper on you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:50 am**

I strap you to a weapons testing target.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:56 am**

I unleash the Hellhounds.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:56 am**

I coat you in gravy and steaks.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:02 am**

I sing Jazz...

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:09 am**

Yay! I love jazz!

I make you watch reruns of soap operas.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:14 am**

Isn't that funny? Most of British TV is filmed where I live. Let me get my assault rifle...
I place you in a pot in Zelda. Oh here's Link now!

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:16 am**

I've never played Zelda so that means nothing to me.

I hit you with a cartoonishly large wooden mallet.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:17 am**

(Link smashes pots for profital gain, sorta odd for a hero to vandalism property for money huh?)
I chainsaw you.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:18 am**

I put you through a recycling plant.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:21 am**

I place you in Chernobyl reactor 4 after taking down the sarcophagus and removing the cooling systems.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:23 am**

I strap you down with me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:30 am**

I get you out of there and send to compulsory medical tests

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:35 am**

I warp you to the nether.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:36 am**

I bombard you with gibberish.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:37 am**

You've been doing that for ages.
I insult your intelligence.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:39 am**

I keep replaying your favourite song. Over,
and over
and over
and over
and over...
Until you get sick of it. And then replay it 10-20 times more for good measure.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:40 am**

I send you in for retrofitting with ejector seats.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:42 am**

I stop your head from going back and forth. Instantly.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:43 am**

I deploy your emergency slides. At 35000 feet.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:09 am**

I fumigate your rabbit hole.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:11 am**

I cough up food and hair on you.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:43 am**

I cover you with jumbo jet spiders! (Largest spiders in the world & strongest web too)

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:44 am**

I slap you with a fish.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:35 am**

Carrying on with Jumbo Jet (a.k.a. Boeing 747) theme... I drop one on you as well.

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