Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:52 pm
I trap you inside a rock, forever.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:07 pm
I seal your head inside a resin.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:15 am
I trap you in the pillory and throw rotten fruit at you. Anybody else want some fruit to throw?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:40 am
Fruit throwing?! *tackles Hlaoroo in excitement*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:43 am
Oi! *Shmooshes fruit into your engines*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:48 am
I bury you in cleaning and maintenance bills.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:56 am
I stuff the cleaning and maintenance bills into your engines.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:00 am
I send you to Reykjavik via regular mail.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:01 am
I drain you of fuel.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:03 am
I force you into a Brazilian soap opera marathon.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:34 am
I flood your cabin with soapy water.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:17 am
I replace your oxygen tanks with tanks of laughing gas.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:40 am
I drown you in steak sauce.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:33 am
I feed you Brussel sprouts.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:28 am
I leave you on a field of poison ivy.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:56 pm
I drop you in a tub of molasses.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:14 pm
I send Miles' cubs at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:17 pm
I tell them you have sugar.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:45 pm
I stock up a few tons inside your cabin.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:38 am
I kick you into pomogranit(?) juice!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:06 am
I hold your head in caramel.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:10 am
I toss a bagel chakram into your hand! 
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:11 am
I hit you with your fish.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:12 am
I drop the continent of Australia onto you from above.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:21 am
I drop Australia AND Hlaoroo on top of you!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:40 am
I burn all the pancakes and pancake mixes in the world. 
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:44 am
I throw an empty acetylene (or whatever else were you using in that blowtorch) tank at you for that!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:06 am
Wait, tanks? Great idea, here's my automatic fleet of T34's aiming for you!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:10 am
"Any tank you can kill I can kill better!
I can kill any tank better than you!"
*Several Su-25T's appear on the horizon*
I can kill any tank better than you!"
*Several Su-25T's appear on the horizon*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:13 am
Meet the Mammoth tank. 5 meter thick armour and two 250mm cannons with machine guns.
Oh and a few dozen over there too.
Oh and a few dozen over there too.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:22 am
((5m thick armour? That sounds like quite an ugly machine))
Okay, okay, if we're going crazy with an arms race I'll find a few R-5s...
Okay, okay, if we're going crazy with an arms race I'll find a few R-5s...
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:31 am
Then I will finish off with 100 ICBM carrying missiles with 16 Tactical nuclear devices each, before activating the Dark Star rift Generator.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:37 am
I have no idea what is DarK Star, but missiles are possible to be stopped by S-400. Also say hello to 10 Tu-160s.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:16 pm
Dark star is a rift generator. It opens up black holes.
Say goodbye to this reality!
Say goodbye to this reality!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:22 pm
Hooray, no more need to worry about enrolling into the university and stuff!!!
I hold your hand, carrying you away with me out of this reality.
I hold your hand, carrying you away with me out of this reality.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:28 pm
I warp into my alternate world, leaving you in the uh... Void.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:38 pm
I spam your e-mail inbox (What?! Can't I get a WiFi or something in this world?!)
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:43 pm
I shoot you with DK's coconut gun
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:50 pm
I shoot you with Diddy's peanut popgun.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:19 pm
I devour your physical body.
(Because eating souls is considered unethical)
(Because eating souls is considered unethical)