The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get Starboard

*inserts Bino *
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You get Fido
*inserts snow*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get my town in South NJ which is currently under a foot and a half of snow

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You get a Man. City fan who's probably going to attack you.
*Insert Kiss (the band)*
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You get a washed up band.
*Inserts a broken cell phone.*
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you get, your call can not be completed as dialed, please check your number an dial again, or ask the operator to help you.

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You get a humiliated dog and a high cat.
*Insert a Nintendo 64*
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Inserts confusion over exatly what that is (i don't play a lot of video-games)

You get a bermeese mountain dog
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Sketcherofstuff wrote:Inserts confusion over exatly what that is (i don't play a lot of video-games)
You get this video that explains precisely what a Nintendo 64 is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
You get a bermeese mountain dog
You get a burn-ese mountain dog (just like a Bernese mountain dog, except it can set stuff on fire), and also chided for possibly mixing up what the previous poster got out of the vending machine, and what you put into the vending machine.
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The machine sits there, as nothing has been entered
*inserts something*
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(cool! a frebie!) you get, uhh..........
Jonathan Mostow!
Inserts the first ten minutes of this awsome movie that i've been blathering about on the favorite directers topic(I finally located the link!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ostgqhDjIo
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you get No comment!

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You get b&

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Keeshah wrote:you get No comment!

* inserts Forum Moderators *
I HATE YOU

Oh, and, you get calamari!

inserts more hatred
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You get a bouncy ball of concentrated hatred. IT NEVER STOPS BOUNCING. AND IT ALWAYS BOUNCES INTO YOUR FACE.

*Inserts Saturnalia*
deviantART! 8D

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you get Saturn the ex-car company

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you get awsome expression :D

inserts an outdated and incompatable-with-all-computers scanner (mine)
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You get a Dell giftcard
*inserts a candy cane*
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Teh Brawler wrote:You get a Dell giftcard
*inserts a candy cane*
i wish :(

You get a lollipop

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You get your teeth knocked out with a cartoonish hammer! But at least now you don't have cavities.

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you get Thread locked, no further posts can be made.

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You get Hot Cocoa
*inserts a peppermint*
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You get a mint-condition copy of the album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Clubs Band.

*inserts a pie*
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You get cake.
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You get a lake! HAHAHAHA! Get it? I put in a pie, and then you gave me a cake, and then you put in a lie, and I gave you a lake! It rhymes? See, isn't that funny? HAHAHA -- oh forget it i'll just give you a politician instead

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you get an inapropriate joke... i sort of hope that no one gets that...

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You get an old snickers bar from the kid down the street!! (why does it smell like that??)

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You get a mac mini
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You get: Outsourced to china. That's right, outsourced again.

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You get a tiny note that reads, "Reply hazy, try again."

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You get a Christmas card.

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you get the game Grape keeps making Peanut die in!

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You get FALALALALALALALAL... (barfing beer) FALALALALALAAAAA (bino kicks peanut and starts a drunken fist fight which grape ends violently)
Inserts Call of Duty 4 for the WII
(possibly what peanut kept dieing in cause it seems that the only game system they have is a WII- just like me!)
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You get Doll of Cutie 4, quite possibly the girliest video game ever.

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You get a simple puzzle (DOES DOC4 REALLY EXIST?!)

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you get a very lame magician

*inserts Sasha*
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you get a drunken pet owner

*inserts daisy*
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You get: Hi I'm Daisy

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You get lotsa spaghetti!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You obviously have an expected result for what you want to get back, but the machine has no idea what that could be, so you just get a dungeon key.
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