The Vending Machine Game!
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
you get Starboard
*inserts Bino *
*inserts Bino *
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Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get my town in South NJ which is currently under a foot and a half of snow
inserts my awsome Man. Untd. shirt
inserts my awsome Man. Untd. shirt
Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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You get a Man. City fan who's probably going to attack you.
*Insert Kiss (the band)*
*Insert Kiss (the band)*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a washed up band.
*Inserts a broken cell phone.*
*Inserts a broken cell phone.*
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you get, your call can not be completed as dialed, please check your number an dial again, or ask the operator to help you.
* inserts catnip bomb x-mas gift *
* inserts catnip bomb x-mas gift *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a humiliated dog and a high cat.
*Insert a Nintendo 64*
*Insert a Nintendo 64*
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Inserts confusion over exatly what that is (i don't play a lot of video-games)
You get a bermeese mountain dog
You get a bermeese mountain dog
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Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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You get this video that explains precisely what a Nintendo 64 is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuUSketcherofstuff wrote:Inserts confusion over exatly what that is (i don't play a lot of video-games)
You get a burn-ese mountain dog (just like a Bernese mountain dog, except it can set stuff on fire), and also chided for possibly mixing up what the previous poster got out of the vending machine, and what you put into the vending machine.You get a bermeese mountain dog
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The machine sits there, as nothing has been entered
*inserts something*
*inserts something*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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(cool! a frebie!) you get, uhh..........
Jonathan Mostow!
Inserts the first ten minutes of this awsome movie that i've been blathering about on the favorite directers topic(I finally located the link!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ostgqhDjIo
(i better get a comment!)
Jonathan Mostow!
Inserts the first ten minutes of this awsome movie that i've been blathering about on the favorite directers topic(I finally located the link!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ostgqhDjIo
(i better get a comment!)
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Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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you get No comment!
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* inserts Forum Moderators *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get b&
-inserts a squid-
-inserts a squid-
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I HATE YOUKeeshah wrote:you get No comment!
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Oh, and, you get calamari!
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Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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You get a bouncy ball of concentrated hatred. IT NEVER STOPS BOUNCING. AND IT ALWAYS BOUNCES INTO YOUR FACE.
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you get Saturn the ex-car company
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* inserts a run a marathon off FOX! *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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you get awsome expression
inserts an outdated and incompatable-with-all-computers scanner (mine)
inserts an outdated and incompatable-with-all-computers scanner (mine)
Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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i wishTeh Brawler wrote:You get a Dell giftcard
*inserts a candy cane*
You get a lollipop
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Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get your teeth knocked out with a cartoonish hammer! But at least now you don't have cavities.
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*inserts another forum's trolls' intense hatred for moderators*
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you get Thread locked, no further posts can be made.
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Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
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You get a mint-condition copy of the album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Clubs Band.
*inserts a pie*
*inserts a pie*
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You get a lake! HAHAHAHA! Get it? I put in a pie, and then you gave me a cake, and then you put in a lie, and I gave you a lake! It rhymes? See, isn't that funny? HAHAHA -- oh forget it i'll just give you a politician instead
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you get an inapropriate joke... i sort of hope that no one gets that...
inserts a quater
inserts a quater
Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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You get an old snickers bar from the kid down the street!! (why does it smell like that??)
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inserts a laptop
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You get: Outsourced to china. That's right, outsourced again.
Inserts: Wait, why do people still play this game?
Inserts: Wait, why do people still play this game?
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
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You get a tiny note that reads, "Reply hazy, try again."
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a Christmas card.
Inserts a 20$ gift card to Best Buy
Inserts a 20$ gift card to Best Buy
Make Pasta not war.
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you get the game Grape keeps making Peanut die in!
* inserts drunken pets acaroling. *
* inserts drunken pets acaroling. *
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
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You get FALALALALALALALAL... (barfing beer) FALALALALALAAAAA (bino kicks peanut and starts a drunken fist fight which grape ends violently)
Inserts Call of Duty 4 for the WII
(possibly what peanut kept dieing in cause it seems that the only game system they have is a WII- just like me!)
Inserts Call of Duty 4 for the WII
(possibly what peanut kept dieing in cause it seems that the only game system they have is a WII- just like me!)
Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get Doll of Cutie 4, quite possibly the girliest video game ever.
*inserts a cleverly-titled logic puzzle blog*
*inserts a cleverly-titled logic puzzle blog*
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You get a simple puzzle (DOES DOC4 REALLY EXIST?!)
Inserts this smilie
Inserts this smilie
Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
Here Comes The FuzzSinder wrote: Max can't snort catnip off Grape's chest?
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you get a drunken pet owner
*inserts daisy*
*inserts daisy*
Rav/Ravage (RV) - M - German King Shepard: Str-7 Per-6 End-7 Cha-5 Int-5 Agi-6 Luck-6
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Foxy Brown (Zootopia) - M - Coyote/RedWolf: Str-6 Per-7 End-6 Cha-4 Int-8 Agi-7 Luck-4
Oreo (RA) - M - Spotted Skunk: Str-5 Per-6 End-6 Cha-5 Int-7 Agi-8 Luck-5
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get: Hi I'm Daisy
Inserts: Luigi
Inserts: Luigi
I was going to make a joke but then I did.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get lotsa spaghetti!
*inserts all the floors in Hyrule*
*inserts all the floors in Hyrule*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You obviously have an expected result for what you want to get back, but the machine has no idea what that could be, so you just get a dungeon key.
*inserts the master sword*
*inserts the master sword*
DOH HO HO WELL THEN