The Vending Machine Game!

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*you get: Hot chocolate!*

*inserts: a cold*
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You get a sudden fit of paranoia caused by the fact that you just might have H1N1. And a hazmat suit, which the machine forces you to put on. Apparently the machine is a germaphobe.
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You get an orange chocolate!

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you get most everything i have to read in college

*inserts macaroni and cheese*
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You get a very awsome lunch!

*Inserts a music CD*
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You get a Vinyl Disk.
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you get Cardigan his pants.

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You get a light bulb

*Inserts a house*
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You get someone else's diagnosis, apparently, they don't have lupus.

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You get an eyepatch.

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you get spongebob!

* inserts Patrick star*
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*You get poisoned*

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you get your claws filed down an rounded off

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You get a wax Clint Eastwood replica.

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You get a piano dropped on you. Apparently, you weren't as lucky as you felt.
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you get faux fur

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you do not put it on because you do not fursuit, not at all....

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You get General Tso's Chicken
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You get OM NOM NOM
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you get a chair and a large trout
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You get a cordless cord.

*Inserts dehydrated water*, just add water to... oh, wait...
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you get Calcium, iron, an mineral deposits

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You get the ocean!

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you get pennies, 1000's of them!

* inserts scratching post *
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You get the cat, wondering why you just crammed his scratching post into a vending machine.

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you get a Peregrine Falcon

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You get... me.
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you get COBAL

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You get Vanilla Skies!

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You get Micky D's
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you get a sound like a farting elephant (kudos if you know the book that was in)

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You get whacked in the head.
*Insert missing number!*
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you get the missing link
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You get a complimentary hyphen.

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You get a broken vending machine.

*inserts repair kit*
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[intermission]
Alex wrote:You get whacked in the head.
BY ME.
[/intermission]
You get a fixed Machine.
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You get a bag of Cheetos!

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you get a horrible comments section

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You get arrested.
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You get Gene Simmons.
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