The Vending Machine Game!

[Dylan]

You get: My uncle

Inserts: Grape and a almost dead bird.

[mathgrant]

You get Grape eating turkey on Thanksgiving. Somehow, the vending machine dispenses this despite the fact that it's February 24.

*inserts a pen*

[Dylan]

You get: A pencil...dang, looks like the label was wrong again.

Inserts: soda that was crushed by a bus.

[Teh Brawler]

You get a bus that was crushed by a soda. Huh, all sorts of things are coming out of the machine these days.
*inserts a sharpie*

[Dylan]

You get: magic marker

Inserts: Magic pengel.

[EchoFireant]

you get a portable hair gel in a pen and has the word Magic on it

Inserts : throwing star

[Dylan]

You get: Ask a ninja

Inserts: Spartan

[ArgentFlame]

You get: Halo
Inserts Ringworld

[Keeshah]

you get Wally world.

* inserts Vacation *

[Teh Brawler]

You get a job application.
*inserts The Arcane Arts for Dummies*

[Dylan]

You get: a Latin book

Inserts: Magic wand.

[RaptorAnton]

You get: a Latin book

Inserts: Magic wand.

You get angry Harry Potter.

*inserts a pen*

[Dylan]

You get: A real pen this time....YAY!

Inserts: Castle in the sky.

[Jack]

you get gibly.

inserts a car modal.

[Teh Brawler]

You get a Mod in a car-related tabletop game named Al.
*inserts stain*

[mathgrant]

You get stained satin.

*inserts two cents*

[Jack]

you get a 1/8 of a stick of gum.

inserts madness.

[mathgrant]

Madness? YOU. . . GET. . . SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!

*inserts parentheses*

[Teh Brawler]

You get brackets.
*inserts Tim Burton*

[Jack]

you get an exciting tea party at my GF's house right after seeing the movie!

inserts the thought of being a good parent when i grow up. (i think i will be a good daddy!)

[mathgrant]

You get the thought of me making a good husband someday when I'm older. If you know what I mean.

*inserts a condiment*

[Teh Brawler]

You get antipasto.
*inserts toilet paper*

[RaptorAnton]

You get a nice idea about how you can have a lot of fun, just inserting toilet paper into the paper shredder. (no, really, try it )
*inserts a brick

[YoruOokami]

You get a bowl of soup with a brick in it.
*inserts a spork*

[mathgrant]

You get pork. Mmmmm. Isn't being an omnivore great?

*inserts chicken*

[joeymyhero]

you get the ax on a stump
inserts rear view mirror

[Keeshah]

you get an 18 wheeler coming up on you, really fast!!

* inserts a fur shaver *

[YoruOokami]

You get a really ticked off and hairless Grape.
*inserts a Windows Vista CD*

[Keeshah]

you get a nice blue screen!

* inserts south park *

[Jack]

you get pure profanity in a bottle.

inserts my busted speakers.

[RaptorAnton]

You get your useless busted speakers back

*inserts his hopeless search of scanner in his neighborhood*

[Dylan]

You get: a scanner in the end!

Inserts: no internet

[Jack]

you get a nice day in the sun with all your friends that you will never forget. (go out more!)

inserts the sun.

[Teh Brawler]

You get a sunburn. WAY TO GO, YOU SHOULD HAVE USED SUNSCREEN!
*inserts sunscreen*

[Jack]

you get 12%

inserts 20%

[mathgrant]

You get a very very generous tip.

*inserts death metal*

[Hipstar]

you get crap

*inserts the far superior genre of post-rock*

[mathgrant]

You get Post Cocoa Pebbles, of course.

*inserts Christian gangsta rap -- that exists? O_o*

[Hipstar]

you get krunk FO JEESUS! (yes it exists)

*inserts Jesus*

[Teh Brawler]

You get salvation.
*inserts a pop tart*