The Vending Machine Game!

[Noir The Sable]

You get piping hot filling that burns your tongue. (I hate it when that happens)

*Inserts 50 cents, a paperclip, a stick of gum, and a bit of pocket lint.

[Hipstar]

you can pull a MacGuyver
*inserts broken dreams*

[Teh Brawler]

You get a street sign that says: "Broken Dreams Blvd"
*inserts a heart grenade*

[YoruOokami]

You get a bunch of single people on Valentines Day.

*inserts a Starbucks barista*

[Noir The Sable]

You get a venti skinny mocha latte macchiato, no whip, with a shot of espresso. That'll be an arm and a leg, please.

*Inserts a broken down H1 Hummer*

[Teh Brawler]

You get a mob of angry Green Pary lobbyists that caused the breakdown and want compensation. That'll be an arm and a leg.
*inserts a hubcap*

[mathgrant]

You get a broken Toyota car without a hubcap.

*inserts a message to Noir the Sable, asking him to please sometime get around to correcting his solution to the Housepets!-themed Polyominous*

[Noir The Sable]

You get a broken Toyota car without a hubcap.

*inserts a message to Noir the Sable, asking him to please sometime get around to correcting his solution to the Housepets!-themed Polyominous*

You a little crumpled note reading. "...oh, bleedin' heck, I've forgotten about that!"

Inserts a home loan with a low monthly payment and zero money down!*

*The advertised loan is a 5/1 ARM (Adjustable Rate Mortgage) with a 30-year fully amortizing term. After the initial period, the variable interest rate and payment will adjust every year and equal the total of the 12-month LIBOR index (.98% as of January 4, 2010) plus a margin of 2.25%. The maximum periodic change in the interest rate is 2% with a maximum rate increase of 6% above the initial interest rate. If the interest rate adjusted to the maximum rate (which could not occur until after the fifth year), the maximum monthly payment for each loan amount would be: $1,404 for $175,000; $1,586 for $200,000; $1,784 for $225,000; $1,982 for $250,000; $3,132 for $400,000. There is no prepayment penalty. The Annual Percentage Rate (APR) is variable and is subject to increase or decrease, so your payments may increase or decrease each year. Interest rate advertised assumes a FICO score of 720 with a maximum loan-to-value ratio of 80% on a primary residence. The actual interest rate, APR and payment may vary based on the specific terms of the loan selected, verification of information, your credit history, the location and type of property and other factors. The initial interest rate is fixed for 5 years with 1 discount point, 1% origination fee and $500 in closing costs due at closing. Not available in all states. Rates are subject to change daily without notice. Payment amounts shown do not include taxes or insurance. Chocolates may include dead, unboned frog, monosodium glutamate, and lark's vomit, and may give you cheek piercings. Eat at your own risk. Your mileage may vary. Any resemblance to actual loans, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Any unauthorized use of your judgment in its application is strictly prohibited. This disclaimer may not be reproduced without the expressed written consent of the British Birding Association. Reading tiny text unassisted may cause drowsiness or restlessness in lab animals. Flight now unavailable to non-avians and non-bats. Do not resume bedroom activity while operating heavy machinery without consulting your physician. Insert your own joke here. If you experience psychotic episodes, you're crazy. Two to three weeks notice should be given prior to sudden client death. Offer not valid in Wisconsin, Rhode Island, or Kazakhstan. If symptoms persist, consult your physician. All sales final. Batteries not included.

[YoruOokami]

You get millions of foreclosed homes...again.
*Inserts a president of a homeowner’s association*

[Dylan]

You get: A evil lady with a briefcase.

Inserts: Scrappy!

[YoruOokami]

You get the Mystery Machine.
*inserts an angry poodle*

[D-Singer]

You get: Bad hair day.

Inserts: Pet related George Carlin dialogue.

[Noir The Sable]

You get: A tiny tragedy waiting to happen.

*Inserts a can of Diet Mountain Dew*

[Jack]

you get low sperm count.

inserts human hair.

[YoruOokami]

you get me laughing at the memory of the big mountain dew scare they had a decade ago. Oh memories.
*inserts another vending machine*

[Jack]

you get a parallel universe! OMG!

inserts other universe me.

[Dylan]

You get: 2 Jacks! YAY! Now I have another friend!

Inserts. Jiffy pop.

[mathgrant]

You get Jiffy Lube! For your car! And also, someone who will pop the dents out of your car! Yay!

*inserts the Declaration of Independence*

[Teh Brawler]

You get the Declaration of Interference. It's some rebellious law about cell phones in tunnels.
*inserts a British book on Literature.*

[RaptorAnton]

You get the Declaration of Interference. It's some rebellious law about cell phones in tunnels.
*inserts a British book on Literature.*

You get Agatha Christie's "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe". (rather interesting, to tell the truth, I have it in english)
*inserts Pink Panther (the cartoon)*

[Dylan]

You get: A Dyed leopard

Inserts: Late pass.

[The Game]

you get a teacher ripping it up

*inserts a highliter (sp?)*

[Jack]

you get a stock investment.

inserts a pineapple.

[Hipstar]

you get prime real estate
*inserts someone who doesnt get the allusion*

[Dylan]

You get: My brother....NOOOOOOO!

Inserts: UNSC Approved sticker.

[The Game]

you get a confused 2 year old wondering what her sticker says..cuz it's so not a teddy bear


*inserts a stupid Social Studies project*

[Dylan]

You get: A wasted weekend.

Inserts: Hugs!

[Teh Brawler]

You get love. In chocolate form.
*inserts chocolate in love form*

[Dylan]

You get: Valentines day candy!

Inserts: USB slot.

[The Game]

you get a flashdrive

*inserts my poem project*

[Dylan]

You get: A work of literary art!

Inserts: Can of generic cola!

[Teh Brawler]

You get RC Cola, which is much better anyways.
*inserts Dr. Pepper*

[joeymyhero]

You get some rip off called nurse salt the tastes like it has more than 23 flavors varying from earwax to grass (can you say rip off)

inserts broken guitar string

[D-Singer]

You get: Improvised cable saw.

Inserts: Flea infestation.

[Dylan]

you get: a flea bath

inserts: an insert from a magizine

[ndigit]

You get an ad that gets you.

Insert Soviet Russia.

[Dissension]

You get the Russian Federation CIS (Commonwealth of Independent States)!

*inserts Ebly*

[Ebly]

I have been inserted many times! You get nothing, as punishment!

...*Inserts Dissension*

[Dylan]

You get:...Dissension THE ARTIST!

Inserts: Ninja token.

[Jack]

you get... nothing. its so ninja, you can't even see it.

inserts a katana painted black.