Aqua has run out of room in his previous post, so the content will start from mine.
51. Show Business wrote:2012/03/30/ - Perfect Hair Forever -
In the future, they decide Tiddlywinks is boring. So instead, they play tiddlywinks . . . on TRICYCLES.
2012/03/28/ - The Exciting Adventures Of Tiger -
Also, why are you sleeping on the table
2012/03/26/ - The Hunger (For) Games -
Obviously I have failed to convey the importance of the thing
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2012/03/23/ - The Morning After -
love at first spite
2012/03/21/ - Fear Of The Known -
He didn't even tell her about the shovel, they just click like that
2012/03/19/ - The Optimal Solution -
I was tempted to make it 'qang' but I think **** Tracy beat me to it
2012/03/16/ - Tight Spaces -
IS THIS THE END OF KING?! (Not a serious question)
2012/03/14/ - Nah -
Oh! What are Hostess snack foods?!
2012/03/12/ - Small Talk -
wait, Tarot's not small, she's medium
2012/03/09/ - To The Window -
First comic without text! Oh wait now I ruined it
2012/03/07/ - Good Clean Wholesome Fun -
OnO
2012/03/05/ - Emphasis On The H -
why am I suddenly craving rawhide
2012/03/02/ - Backstage Pass -
If you want to know how I was carrying the cell phone while wearing a thin collar, I *static*
2012/02/29/ - Crowning Achievement -
always goes to the chairman's dog anyway
2012/02/27/ - Collie Glower -
border collie? I hardly know 'er! . . . wait no
2012/02/24/ - Bubbly Personality -
By the way . . . you smell like apricots LET'S GET STARTE
2012/02/22/ - Call Not Waiting -
The cow refuses to be milked in the middle of February unless one of the dogs does it
2012/02/20/ - Green To Romance -
to be discarded like an old rawhide, only to be dug up again when you feel nostalgic
2012/02/17/ - Pageantly Absurd -
by paid handsomely I mean you'll be paid by a someone very handsome
2012/02/15/ - Snow Time For Arguing -
I was thinking of two things and neither of them were . . . yes sir I have papers I will be right back
50. Housepets Babies! wrote:2012/02/13/ - Red Text On Pink Background -
Try and guess why Fido doesn't have any sunglasses
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2012/02/10/ - Cats In The Cradle -
no no no when a mysterious cat enters into her room the curtains need to billow and a bright light shines behind him, you're ruining it
2012/02/08/ - Of Cats And Dogs -
we've been looking for this guy for a while, his picture was everywhere
2012/02/06/ - Ten Gallons Of Tailwhipping In A Five Gallon Can -
I don't know what you're complaining about, according to third edition rules a kitten can EASILY whip a grown man
2012/02/03/ - See Ya Later -
Such language!
2012/02/01/ - Cellar Door -
did . . . did you know that cats have to learn to land on their feet?
2012/01/30/ - Stranger Danger Exchanger -
I admit, when it comes to catnip, all self-preservation instincts shut off
2012/01/27/ - The First Time -
KITTEN MITTENS WHY DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THIS BEFORE
2012/01/25/ - Red Red Wine -
I KNEW IT THIS IS PAYBACK FOR ALL THE SAUCY FANFICTION I'M SORRY
2012/01/23/ - Action Packed Excitement -
uh . . . hai-ya
2012/01/20/ - Too Cool For School -
And put on some Black Sabbath--oh wait, we're supposed to be quiet
2012/01/18/ - Acting Like Animals -
The system is flawless
2012/01/16/ - Taking A Swipe -
At a sixth-grade level! Despite only being like, two
2012/01/13 - Poetry In The Raw -
you are the master of unlocking my heart
2012/01/11/ - The Three S’s’s’s . . . s’ -
Coincidentally, Delusional Steve's former owners were used car salesmen
2012/01/09/ - Getting To Know You -
adladaaaaagalahaaaallllaaa
2012/01/06/ - Who Still Has A Photo Album Anyway -
Dog people as in people who prefer owning dogs, not dog people as in what they are compared to regular dogs from this universe
2012/01/04/ - All Work And No Play -
No, I don't draw from my own experiences to write for Res more than other characters, why do you ask
2012/01/02/ - New Year’s Res -
Do you want a blanket, or a throw pillow? Because I was just about to make one
49. A Holiday at the Zoo wrote:2011/12/30/ - Filling Up The 2 a.m. Slots -
they have to live vicariously through their daughters while they're young, before their daughters grow up to be exactly like them
2011/12/28/ - Ring Out The New Year -
Inform the Marquess of Queensberry
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2011/12/26/ - This Was About Christmas? -
and that's the story of kwanzaa
2011/12/23/ - Glass Houses -
IT'S EVERYTHING, JEEVES, EVERYTHING IS THE BATHROOM
2011/12/21/ - Paper Trained -
'I assure you this suit could get very expensive' 'It's better than the one you're wearing, I hope?'
2011/12/19/ - Not As Dirty As It Sounds -
'Pesky rodents, always escaping' 'I'M A CARNIVORE YOU IMBECILE!' 'What's the matter? Not very Keene on your surroundings?'
2011/12/16/ - Celebrity Appearance -
Entertainment Tonight? TMZ? Escandalo? Animal Planet?!
2011/12/14/ - Hurlybird -
WE SHOULD PROBABLY BE WRITING NOTES TO EACH OTHER BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE EASILY CONVEYED IN A CONDENSED MEDIUM SUCH AS A COMIC STRIP
2011/12/12/ - From The Zebra’s Mouth -
Oh Miles, you should have mentioned you were someone's oversized tamaska
2011/12/9/ - From The Inside Out -
But we took a test to be certified tame! . . . well some of us. Two of us.
2011/12/7/ - From The Outside In -
DON'T WORRY IF YOU GET BIT, THAT'S WHAT SHOTS ARE FOR
2011/12/5/ - The Frugal Wolf -
Our original plan was to utilize your age ranges to our advantage, as most of my family are each under six years old and thus eligible for the 4.99 ticket, while a good many are under three and eligible for a free pass anyway, but this turned out cheaper
2011/12/2/ - A Holiday Extravaganza -
Boy, Miles sure is looking scrawny today, even moreso than usual
48. Spots and Stripes wrote:2011/10/30/ - Picked The Wrong Spot -
I think I hit her too hard, so let's hope my Super Brain Surgery is up to the task
2011/10/28/ - Romancing The Spot -
Okay so I'll skip the part where I drop you playfully and catch you again without telling you first
47. A Respite In The Country wrote:2011/11/25/ - Giving Thanks -
ooooh they're holding hands oooooh
2011/11/24/ - A Way With The Ladies -
I apologize for all the silent penultimate panels lately, but I did have a deficit after the comic on the 11th
2011/11/23/ - Dogs Who Stare At Water -
How about a cat? What if you could--oh, you're gone
2011/11/18/ - Lady Of The Lake -
She smells like a magical fairy pond of wonderment and cookies
2011/11/16/ - Jill Knife -
'Hey, she's like a more proactive version of YOU' 'I will also pretend that was flattering'
2011/11/14/ - I’ll Make Brat-Wurst Out Of You -
Enough of this witty repartee, have at you, scoundrel!
2011/11/11/ - Thinking About Thoughts -
While you're at it, you should probably do something about that horrid painful sensation
2011/11/09/ - Rosey Gasses -
You guys wanted this, right?
2011/11/07/ - Where I Wanna Be -
Or eye floaters
46. The Case of the Aztec Gold wrote:2011/11/05/ - A Bit Of Spot And Bat-Bat -
untz i guess
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2011/11/02/ - The Spirits Are Down -
And I got through this entire arc without making a 'ghost of a chance' joke! . . . does that count?
2011/10/31/ - Printers Are Tools Of The Living -
I hope you have a permit to park that thing
2011/10/28/ - Nifty Backstory Powers Go -
Even though it's not necessary, I must tell you this story with all its due drama or else it's not fun for the audience
2011/10/26/ - Shades Of Meaning -
hey spo, sure you're not a reincarnated politician? you have a big enough mouth
2011/10/24/ - Visual Gag -
In the first panel, that's Fido talking and THEN Ralph, unless of course Ralph ALSO has a secret magical girlfriend (spoiler: he doesn't)
2011/10/21/ - All Haunted Places Have One -
Also do that thing where we, while running forward, back up a step first as though we were collectively a car kicking into gear
2011/10/19/ - Cunning Disguise -
that's totally racist, you guys
2011/10/17/ - Bright Eyes -
Don't worry Kevin, soon you'll be able to put all this BEHIND YOU
2011/10/14/ - Circling The Squa–Uh, Doodle -
It certainly makes sense to me that most animals would have very weird ideas of how the world works--though given what I've done to them, they're not exactly ill-founded
2011/10/12/ - Not Another New Character -
We can, however, improve the contrast so *beep boop boop* aaaand we have no new information, so this was a complete waste of time.
2011/10/10/ - Everyone’s Old Favorite -
He decided his getup needed a bit more lunatic flair
2011/10/07/ - We Can’t Stop Here -
I briefly considered not lighting the eyes of the bats, then thought, when have I ever done anything that made sense
2011/10/05/ - Always The One You Least Suspect -
Unless, of course, at the last minute a single piece of contradictory evidence comes up and points at the trucker. But that depends on how much time is left in the episode.
2011/10/03/ - Nobody Nose -
Spo will be returning shortly, which I will say right here because everyone is going to complain, seriously
45. The Interview wrote:2011/09/30 - Talking Points -
Their things will destroy our prosperity, despite them not having destroyed it before!
2011/09/28/ - A Game Of The Mind -
Tarot's going easy on her by tying one eye behind her back
2011/09/26/ - One Pewter Soldier -
It's almost like the module writers didn't want to reward us for finding creative sources of revenue!
2011/09/23/ - An English Major Wrote This -
But what is an adverb? An adverb is any verb that describes an advertisement
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2011/09/21/ - The Staples -
Oh pshaw, there's always too much white rice
2011/09/19/ - Abura O Uru -
*I* thought it was silly at least
2011/09/16/ - Getting To Know Your Employee -
Other than that, it gets really annoying when the other students keep trying to hug you
2011/09/14/ - One Day At The Office -
Initially, when it said 'grew up in the forest outside Takayama,' I took it less literally
44. Let's Imaginate Macbeth! wrote:2011/09/12/ - Exeunt -
glory is fleeting but embarrassment is forever
2011/09/09/ - Play On, Macduff -
WITH MY SWORD AND HEAD HELD HIGH
2011/09/07/ - They Fight -
The interpretation of the prophecy fully allowed for Macbeth to abdicate. But that wouldn't result in an awesome fight scene now would it
2011/09/05/ - And Again I Say Fie -
Fie!
2011/09/02/ - The Crack-O-Doom -
The final prophecy has been removed for clarity, also because it was basically pandering to King James and we don't really care about him now, do we?
2011/08/31/ - A Tale Told By An Idiot -
Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog . . . wait what!? EWWWW
2011/08/29/ - Avaunted House -
Lucky thing is, this WAS a legitimate excuse for erratic royal behavior back in the day, so he's pretty much clear.
2011/08/26/ - The Milk Of Cat Kindness -
The patron saint of comeuppance IT'S A COINCIDENCE OKAY?!
2011/08/24/ - Macbeth Does Murder Sense -
What's especially weird is how Macduff plays the straightman for a series of vaudeville-esque jokes at the beginning of this scene. This Shakespeare stuff is far more campy than people give it credit for.
2011/08/22/ - A Sorry Sight -
But wherefore could not I pronounce “Amen”? I had most need of blessing, and “Amen” Stuck in my throat. And it really sucked because they had this super cool Gregorian chant thing going.
2011/08/19/ - Golden Opinions From All Sorts Of People -
Hie thee hither, That I may pour my spirits in thine ear . . . wait, are we sure this is the right play?
2011/08/17/ - All Hail -
The earth has bubbles, as the water has: yes that's really a line in the play
2011/08/15/ - The Scottish Play -
Fair is foul and foul is fair, hover your cursor over the comic to get the title text . . . ere
43. The Great Water Balloon War wrote:2011/08/12/ - Is This The End Of Spot? Again? -
It's never worked before, which is why this time it's SURE to work!
2011/08/10/ - The Artist Makes No Claims To The Accuracy Of The View -
I apologize deeply for the title pun; some things are irresistable
2011/08/08/ - The Artist Makes No Claims To The Accuracy Of The Views Expressed Herein -
Naturally, to become a true artist, it takes YEARS of upselling to rich people
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2011/08/05/ - Odds And Ends -
By the way, you didn't see Bino while you were inside, did you? I wonder where he went
2011/08/03/ - Book Ends -
And the Opener of Ways called down the rain, which makes more sense than a non-climactic ending!
2011/08/01/ - The Only Way To End -
guitar screeeeee
2011/07/29/ - I Can Has Hubris? -
THAT is anticlimax. Get it right, people
2011/07/27/ - Make Profit, Not War -
For those of you who guessed one of the ferrets, sorry, it doesn't count unless you also could guess the evil master plan. Thanks for playing!
2011/07/25/ - Freelance Police -
I know it's a standard issue diabolical laugh, but try making an original one. 'La ha ha' is not nearly as musical as it sounds.
2011/07/22/ - Momento Mori -
blech
2011/07/20/ - The Cat In The Mask -
um, don't worry, there's an actual explanation coming in the next comic?
2011/07/18/ - To The Edge Of Night -
Who has two thumbs and tried to do an aural joke in a comic? THIS GUY (also, two thumbs gag in text only)
2011/07/15/ - SUUUUUUURGE -
extra dark lenses today, boys
2011/07/13/ - Meddle Gear -
You know, I like drawing bunnies
2011/07/11/ - Highly Detailed Battle Plans -
Distinct from Chocolate Moose, which they filled their gallery with
2011/07/08/ - Undercover Rover -
This is significantly less clever than it looks
2011/07/06/ - Da Boss -
I was considering making it so that whenever you say my name, you have to wear an eyepatch
2011/07/04/ - Not For The Faint Of Foot -
It's a water balloon war, but I figured waterboarding would be kinda dark
2011/07/01/ - Guess What -
and they certainly did not grant asylum to any chicken
2011/06/29/ - The Bigger One -
Good thing this is a cartoon or someone might get hurt
2011/06/27/ - The Big One -
the six million dollar cat
2011/06/24/ - In Such A Mess -
No the cow on Max's box doesn't mean he's drinking beef tallow. That's just authentic Bulgarian Miak.
2011/06/22/ - Nice Job Being Stealthy Guys -
How is it that I have TWO rabbits feet and I keep getting pulled into these things?
2011/06/20/ - Rabbit (Duck) Season -
Though really, that's most days
42. Not All Dogs wrote:2011/06/17/ - Inappropriate Title -
As far as I'm concerned, if your main metaphor evokes something cooler than your actual story, you're doing something wrong
2011/06/15/ - Zoo Boo -
I apologize for doing puns twice in two weeks, but not for the fact that it is yet another roo pun. DEAL WITH IT
2011/06/13/ - The Continuing Adventures Of The Television -
stay tuned as we play this commercial three more times in the same half hour. on a cartoon channel.
2011/06/10/ - Sailing Songs -
It's just best not to ask where they got the raft
2011/06/08/ - Are You Being Cervid? -
PUN
2011/06/06/ - A Disease Of The Brain -
It was surprisingly easy to come up with old people jokes. So that's how newspaper cartoonists do it!
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2011/06/03/ - End Of Year Three -
that's not lightning, Karishad just got hold of some firecrackers
2011/06/01/ - Enters The Hero, Take III -
I could have also titled this comic 'Fall Guy' but I had a theme going
2011/05/30/ - Enters The Hero, Take II -
oh bino, you're such a tease
2011/05/27/ - Enters The Hero -
Where is Sasha you might ask? Tune in next time when I might reveal that Sasha's role in this story is actually done
2011/05/25/ - Pillow Talk -
oh well Sasha has red text I guess that mean's she's the Kitsune's avatar!
2011/05/23/ - The Cuddle Bug -
all that running around . . . well MY dogs are bar--*gets shot*
2011/05/20/ - Cleaning Solution -
Honestly King, sometimes you don't act all that smart!
2011/05/18/ - No Reason -
Today's title pun is oblique enough that I thought I would point out that there is one. Hint: It's a response to panel 2
2011/05/16/ - Fox Can’t Let You Do That -
DO A BARREL ROLL now shut up
2011/05/13/ - Watch Out -
dun dun dun (dun)
2011/05/11/ - Because The Arc Is Not Allowed To End Too Soon -
Sabrina borrowed an umbrella from the wolf house. I'm not going to show it because let's face it, you ought to be able to figure this out on your own.
2011/05/09/ - How Low Can You Go -
Or the game limbo, which is another thing entirely, entirely
2011/05/06/ - Stinging Telegram -
Not to put too fine a point on it, but it's highly likely you're doomed
2011/05/04/ - What’s In A Name -
wait I thought his last name was Zechar what is this I don't even
2011/05/02/ - Did It Hurt -
SERIOUSLY THEY'RE REALLY NICE I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE USED FOR SWEARS
2011/04/29/ - Fetch -
Yes Cerb is a girl now quiet I have a headache
2011/04/27/ - Would Never Hit A Girls? -
A guy forgets ONE anniversary . . .
2011/04/25/ - Three Good Reasons -
Well now's your chance to complain about the direction the comic's going. Hurry! Before you start to enjoy it!
41. The Arc Specifically About Being Naked wrote:2011/04/22/ - Poolside Manner -
Money can't buy happiness, so I'll just buy the misery of others
2011/04/20/ - Winning By A Hair -
I used to have a book that was entirely about bad hair jokes. That sort of thing is abusable people.
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2011/04/18/ - Things Come Together -
No, I won't explain it, because that way it's funnier to me
2011/04/15/ - Things Fall Apart -
THIS COMIC SUBMITTED WITHOUT COMMENT
2011/04/13/ - Stay Thy Hand -
You will nay sully mine camera with your blair witchery
2011/04/11/ - The Majesty Of Day For Night -
I apologize in advance for being so tantalizing, lady dogs, and also intimidating, guy dogs
2011/04/08/ - Bush Baby -
Marvelous job you did, by the way
2011/04/06/ - Raiders Of The Lost Arc -
READY YOUR WHIMSY
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2011/04/04/ - Guest Comic by Tom -
You shouldn't be letting people do all these guest comics, Rick, you're getting lazy. And soft. And FAT
2011/04/01/ - Another Guest Comic -
Teh Brawler will now be drawing this comic APRIL FOOLS okay that's over with
2011/03/30/ - Peanut Has Been Bad -
This is ALSO what happened
2011/03/28/ - Housepets Will Be Right Back -
This is exactly what happened
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2011/03/21/ - Naked Came I -
'Bino, I've already seen you nak--' 'I SAID WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN'
40. The Preeminent Adventures of Spot wrote:2011/03/18/ - Yell Phone -
I do this partly because people want to see them act like animals for some reason
2011/03/16/ - Standard Celebration Procedure -
I HAVE TO DO THIS BEFORE WE CAN PERFORM 'JULIUS CAESAR'
2011/03/14/ - Beauty Sleep -
Happy National Jetlag-And-Fussy-Children Week!
2011/03/11/ - Face It -
AKA Peanut Glam Shots
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2011/03/09/ - Ending This Nightmare -
I was justified! You saw his angry eyebrows!
2011/03/07/ - If I Had A Hammer -
Peanut and Grape feature because lets face it, if these go on longer than a week you complain voraciously
2011/03/04/ - Adventures In Aimless Moping -
This is actually the closest I have gotten to actual superhero comics this entire run HEY-OOOO
2011/03/02/ - Our Nation’s Enemy -
W . . . wait . . . is THAT how orphans (do not) dress?
2011/02/28/ - The Dark Age Of Spot -
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as punching
39. We're Snowed In! wrote:2011/02/25/ - Meanwhile At The Zoo -
This is not the worst thing Karishad's been up to, such as hiring that contractor to chrome plate everything in the coon enclosure so they were surrounded by sparklies only to end up giving them all nervous breakdowns
2011/02/23/ - Relaxing Pastime -
Now can I please play through?!
2011/02/21/ - Egghead Mail-In Academy -
Most doctoral theses are based on the premise that everyone else is secretly mocking you
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2011/02/18/ - Back To Reality -
Spit takes are the best kind
2011/02/16/ - Like Wheelchairs At Hospitals -
Sabrina is not covered in dragon slobber now because magic there I said it
2011/02/14/ - Kissy Faes -
Why a kiss when Peanut didn't do anything? . . . why do you care
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2011/02/13/ - Your Heart Day Refresher Course -
What beautiful thoughts have been imparted this day
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2011/02/11/ - Thing Of The Titans -
ohhh I faked you all out on where the punch was coming from
2011/02/09/ - Yggdrasil Root Beer, Actually -
There is no alt text which can do this imagery justice. You'll just have to wait for Friday.
2011/02/07/ - The Truck Stop Between Heaven And Earth -
No mores sandboxes after this point, so don't get the mega slush
2011/02/04/ - Most Dangerous Variety -
Talking Indirectly To The Audience Comics
2011/02/02/ - Going Down -
Okay obviously I divided your attention here--my bad
2011/01/31/ - Maleficent Portents -
Don't worry, we're not making PACTS . . . we've been asking them to fill out surveys
2011/01/28/ - Digging A Hole -
Now I'm hungry for some Braum's
2011/01/26/ - Made To Be Broken -
Okay I'll be honest, I pretty much just drew this for panel three
2011/01/24/ - Ice Cream Headache -
omn nomp
2011/01/21/ - . . . And Ice And Fire -
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SNOWBOARD AAAAAAA
2011/01/19/ - Fire And Ice -
Spo's had to stay home recently with a series of adorable little colds
2011/01/17/ - Dream By The Fire -
Hey, who wouldn't treat King like one of their puppies? (except for the last panel)
2011/01/14/ - I’ve Got The Power -
Yes he means fake hot chocolate stop pointing it out
2011/01/12/ - Snow Doubt About It -
You know what I've learned about snow removal? Up in the mountains, they use FLAMETHROWERS to get rid of it. Yet another reason the mountains are better than the beach.
2011/01/10/ - Let It Snow -
Second Christmas has to be declared after Epiphany, but before spring
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2011/01/07/ - Bait And Switch -
I thought you would appreciate a quiet activity, have I somehow misjudged?
Guest Week 1! wrote:2011/01/06/ - Guest Comic By Kyderra -
What is she doing here anyway? The spatial distances on this plane have collapsed! All space and time is but a single point! Or you know, guest comic.
2011/01/05/ - Guest Comic By Asteri -
snowcat, looks like
2011/01/04/ - Guest Comic By Slice -
Title it 'kerjäläinen', give me a fancy European pseudonym and place it in the gallery next to the 'found art' pieces. The price should be in Euros.
2011/01/03/ - Guest Comic By Mellow-Wolf -
I have NO IDEA what this says but it's pretty much the best comic ever
2011/01/02/ - Guest Comic By Aquablast -
quick, hand me the antidote in my collar, don't worry I have 98 others
2011/01/01/ - Guest Comic By Two_Twig -
Well I have to say he got my facial hair almost accurate
2010/12/31/ - Guest Comic By Gerad R -
He asked us, 'Be you angels?' And we said 'Nay, we are but cats!' ROCK OOOOOOOOOON!!
2010/12/30/ - Guest Comic By Valerio and Lightwolf21 -
Obviously, made by a fan who does not agree with Grape
2010/12/29/ - Guest Comic By B. Root -
Alternately titled Catharsis Comics
2010/12/28/ - Guest Comic By William Tjhi -
Yes English is not his first language but it's ADORABLE
2010/12/27/ - Guest Comic By Zander -
Sorry Joey, it doesn't work like the Neverending Story just because you don't stop
38. Hope of the Pridelands wrote:2010/12/25/ - Christmas Cards -
DID YOU HAVE TO DUNK THEM IN THE SNOW
2010/12/24/ - No Comic Should Be Titled After The Song “Christmas Shoes” -
The title and alt text deliberately have nothing to do with the comic
2010/12/22/ - If Only In My Dreams -
In case you haven't picked up on it yet, Max can be kind of a jerk
2010/12/20/ - Are You Listening -
The new extreme power drink, irrational grape
2010/12/17/ - Oh No Not Again -
THIS IS THE NEW WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
2010/12/15/ - A Writer Inside A Coffee Shop Inside A Bookstore -
I bet you didn't see the burrito coming back DID YOU
2010/12/13/ - Bad Or Good -
good thing we got here at 5 then . . . we might get out by morning
2010/12/10/ - Signer’s Remorse -
Too bad, no signing . . . feet . . . for you
2010/12/08/ - Springs Eternal -
But then I'll insist we have cake and then we have cake anyway
2010/12/06/ - After These Messages -
That's an ice cream shop . . . I think
37. Noob Tube wrote:2010/12/03/ - The Best Game -
Snow is tasty, but not all at once
2010/12/01/ - A Darker Turn -
What have I done to / - Mister Grinch? / - Is this a dagger before my eyes? / - Who would have thought for that old man / - to have so much blood inside / - Mister Grinch?
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2010/11/29/ - Disposition Of The True Artist -
come on, this movie could be Sasha's meal ticket . . . or gravy train
2010/11/26/ - I Imagine Most Commercials Are Made Like This -
There was NO WAY I could make a comic referencing the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade and not do that
2010/11/24/ - True Art Is Weird -
the actor dog there is nobody in particular, stop asking!
2010/11/22/ - True Artistry Comes From The Heartburn -
The scripts were much shorter before then
2010/11/19/ - Serious Business -
The problem, of course, is that he has a high-pitched squeaky voice and is impossible to take seriously anyway
2010/11/17/ - Stage Hunger -
Canine Cibble: Why should K's get to have all the fun
2010/11/15/ - Ron Howard Powers Activate -
Also candy!
36. Scaredy Cats wrote:2010/11/12/ - Based On A True Story -
No squirrels were harmed in the making of this comic
2010/11/10/ - Advertising Power! -
Mrs. Sandwich can have an ATTITUDE when she wants to
2010/11/08/ - Tastes Like Glue -
I have EATEN MUD in order to avoid taking a bath
2010/11/05/ - And We’re Hopping, We’re Hopping -
You're lucky; I was about to make another comic about an obscure topic nobody's heard of, but then I thought, 'I want to draw kangaroos'
2010/11/03/ - I Apologize In Advance -
'So,' Grape asked, 'Did you actually read the book?' 'I didn't think I needed to,' Peanut replied, 'it's like Waiting for Godot only he shows up at the end, right?'
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2010/11/01/ - Wrapping It Up (Not A Mummy Joke) -
The truth is there was NEVER any chicken
2010/10/29/ - And Then -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc
2010/10/27/ - House Of A Thousand Nightmares -
Well there goes life number SEVEN
2010/10/25/ - The Works -
All the spirits use TDS as their isp (trans dimensional services) so they can use SIM or AIM (spirit instant messaging & astral instant messaging)
2010/10/22/ - Alone In The Dark -
should have borrowed a DS or something
2010/10/20/ - The Problem With Volunteer Help -
Remember to turn off the fog machine, dry ice doesn't grow on trees
2010/10/18/ - Silly Rabbit Tricks Are For Chumps -
what do you think you're trying to pull, zach is not a cat and i came into this arc expecting scared cats
2010/10/15/ - Afraid Of “No Ghost” -
At LEAST our reflections have to weep blood
2010/10/13/ - Ghost In The Machine -
Pre-empting the same joke that XKCD will eventually make
2010/10/11/ - Psychotic Psychic -
And Max falls to the floor sort of like King did last Christmas?
2010/10/08/ - Though Creepy Twins Are Fine -
The 'actual evil' coefficient drops sharply after the third twin, not even counting the 'only a lookalike' fraction
2010/10/06/ - Ain’t Ain’t A Word -
I know I'm not Taoist, Buddhist or Catholic, but you know, what if?
2010/10/04/ - Where Did He Come From -
Nice boy but he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut
35. Movie Night wrote:2010/10/01/ - Pet Project -
So yeah I bought this new protein shake and let me tell you it's really been helping with my routine
2010/09/29/ - Don’t You Wish You Could Read Like Me -
They were right though it is WAY better than the sequels
2010/09/27/ - Winning Strategy -
I need to practice humans more . . . but not tonight
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2010/09/24/ - The End Result Of Being Cultured -
But if I don't TELL them how stupid they are, how will they ever KNOW?!
2010/09/22/ - Shouting In A Movie Theater -
'So you're saying they ideally should have left it untranslated' 'No, IDEALLY, they'd leave the movie in Japanese and force everyone to learn the language like they SHOULD'
2010/09/20/ - What Have You Done You Monsters -
HOW COULD THEY STAIN A MASTERPIECE BY PREVIEWING A DISNEY FLICK
34. The Adventures of Stripe wrote:2010/09/17/ - Where History Comes Back From The Dead Oh No -
The funny/painful part is that I didn't exaggerate that much
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2010/09/15/ - CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN (And Teatime) -
'And so I wrote about what was on my mind at the time' ' . . . I couldn't tell'
2010/09/13/ - Gotta Boogie -
While saving this comic as a PSD file, I notice a option box labeled Spot Color. It is grayed out. I am confused.
2010/09/10/ - Falling Into The Role -
Well it says there are in the tags, so they've GOT to be hiding somewhere around here
2010/09/08/ - It Comes With The Power -
naturally, now that Stripe is the protagonist, she stops questioning the world's shaky logic
2010/09/06/ - Same Spot Time Same Spot Channel -
You can tell it's good because you can't read it without ENORMOUS EFFORT ON YOUR PART
33. Theme Park World wrote:2010/09/03/ - The Ride Home -
I probably shouldn't have held off dinner until we were about to leav--HRRRK
2010/09/01/ - To The Tune Of The Irish Washerwoman (Or Whatever) -
The RIAA, being primarily headed by baboons, wish to file a complaint
2010/08/30/ - The Age Of Aquarium -
TONIGHT . . . WE DINE . . . ON FISH! *om gnom, om nom*
2010/08/27/ - Water Water Everywhere -
Only when the ranger isn't watching. Even ferals appreciate some sanitation
2010/08/25/ - Actually Nevermind -
I suppose my first clue should have been that nobody was coming back out
2010/08/23/ - It Was Either This Or A Mario Kart Joke -
Ohh! Ahh! Mysterious Racer B who do you think that is HMMMM?
2010/08/20/ - No, Its Too Perilous -
City Ordinance 611B, BY ORDER OF THE MAYOR all profit-based recreational parks, buildings and sites must have no less than five percent of their facilities devoted to educational content. May God have mercy on your soul.
2010/08/18/ - In Bed -
*gasp* sabrina said words
2010/08/16/ - Portrait Of A Caricaturist -
I'm constantly afraid I come across like this to just about everyone
2010/08/13/ - Winner Takes All -
This is one of many reasons why you shouldn't take the largest plush prize early in the day
2010/08/11/ - One Deeper -
Right next door there's a VR machine of this VR machine and it's right on the edge of Scanners
2010/08/09/ - You Are Here (But Not All There) -
I guess you could count it as a ride, considering it comes with free barf bags
2010/08/06/ - Kids And Old People Not Allowed -
What's with those old-timey pac-man pupils anyway
2010/08/04/ - Your Funventure Safariventure Adventure (?) -
No jokes about debriefing because they don't wear pants anyway
2010/08/02/ - The Happiest Place On Earth, On Earth -
Next up on news at ten, raw footage of what appears to be one of the milton ferrets firing live squirrels into a giant pool of jello
32. Dog Days of Summer wrote:2010/07/30/ - Ba Da Da Daaaaah! -
'Look at the bright side, at least it's not Spinach Rag' 'AAAAAAAGH'
2010/07/28/ - The Problem With Shared Universes -
These amazing powers are sequestered to a chosen few so that the world they inhabit remain unchanged from our own, and as a result, the entire world is no better off than if it never had any superheroes at all
2010/07/26/ - Cordiality -
Whatever happened to the good ol days?
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2010/07/23/ - Thats What Its All About -
It's STILL better than my old home
2010/07/21/ - I Beseech Thee -
And then the house sort of vanished with a few possessions littering the ground where it had stood, we don't know why. Swamp gas maybe.
2010/07/19/ - This Is Not My Beautiful House -
Time isn't holding us, time doesn't hold you back
2010/07/16/ - Morning Routine -
I had an accident with a . . . strip of duck tape
2010/07/14/ - Never Believe It’s Not So -
Trickster figures be trickstin'
2010/07/12/ - Slave To Details -
What do you expect, that I should be an EXPERT on the laws of cause and effect?
2010/07/09/ - And Nothing But -
For those of you who thought the comic strip was over because it got weird: it wasn't. Welcome back.
2010/07/07/ - The Truth, The Whole Truth -
At least the cosmic game isn't The Game (cosmic edition)
2010/07/05/ - This Is My Tsk Tsk Face -
Pkyoo! Hkoopkyoo! Doo pew! Woo! Explosions! Fireworks!
2010/07/02/ - Into The Woods -
It's just that time of night when you find everything absolutely hilarious
2010/06/30/ - Not Sober Enough -
Since you don't have a tail, that just means I get to start with something more important
2010/06/28/ - That Would Be Weird -
*pop*
2010/06/25/ - Its Getting Hot Out Here -
I might have only done this so I had a title for the third book. You know, if I ever get around to that
2010/06/23/ - >King: Knock The Phone Over -
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!
2010/06/21/ - Rough And Tumble -
I guess the kibble really DOES make its own gravy
2010/06/18/ - Free Will Will Free You -
This is why you keep your muzzle closed and your plot secret
2010/06/16/ - Deliberations Over Ice Cream -
Wish fulfillment occurs in other ways when you have your own comic as well; sometimes they come with gumball eyes
2010/06/14/ - Hot And Bothered -
hey look a pair of pants
31. Spot McCloud Presents Comics wrote:2010/06/11/ - Right After When Animals Attack 37 -
THIS little pig went to the MARKET . . . but THIS little pig STAYED HOME
2010/06/09/ - You’re All Individuals -
i'm not
2010/06/07/ - Stale Jokes For Stale Mallows -
Guest starring BIFF--oh no wait, it's just Marvin
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2010/06/04/ - Defenestrating Comics -
You know, if you ever get around to anthologizing your comics
2010/06/02/ - Oversimplifying Comics -
The four approaches to comics are 1) Future Venus de Milo, 2) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 3) the potion that makes doors in Super Mario Bros 2, and 4) the last scene of Richard III
2010/05/31/ - Reinterpreting Comics -
JUXTAPOSITION
30. The Present wrote:2010/05/28/ - End Of Year Two -
To everyone else who writes: Stop stripping the personality off of your characters when they talk about love. For serious.
2010/05/26/ - Peanut Teaches Comics -
You're going to want to add a lot more blood, and also be sure to mention that Republicans are the source of all evil
2010/05/24/ - King In A Series Of Costumes At The Sears Photo Center -
Best comic ever, or merely of all time?
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2010/05/21/ - They Always Know -
Oh whoops, looks like King left his staple gun here by accident, tee-hee~
2010/05/19/ - Little House In The Woods -
And then a little sham-pagne, and maybe a slow motion pillow fight
2010/05/17/ - Almost Fit For A Queen -
ALT PUNCHLINE: OKAY now help me open Fido's present!
2010/05/14/ - Keeps On Giving -
honey-bun bun honey bun biney hon bun bun
2010/05/12/ - Max Does Not Know Sasha Very Well -
Most of the book is far too subtle for her anyway
2010/05/10/ - Give A Dog A Bone -
Oh Biney, I haven't gotten to your present yet cause I just managed to move the last truckload to the back shed. But I'm sure it's in there somewhere!
29. Imaginate, Too! wrote:2010/05/07/ - The Private Screening Room -
Yes it's ANOTHER kangaroo pun
2010/05/05/ - Professor Spot And The Incredibly Geeky Joke -
You can tell he was destined to be a villain because of his name
2010/05/03/ - The All-Impersonal They -
I mean, why be indulgent when there's so much potential to be smug?
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2010/04/30/ - Just Friends -
What's a little mushiness between friends?
2010/04/28/ - Also Stripe, I Mean Seriously -
And the only reason that Grape's been in his bedroom in the first place is because he kept borrowing her jingley mouse and not returning it
2010/04/26/ - I Thought You Knew -
But I thought that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew about it!
2010/04/23/ - Turnabout Is Fair Play -
I left a pentagram in the oven see you guys
2010/04/21/ - Venting -
'and the candy didn't rot their teeth either, and there was also chocolate that they could eat and tasted like real chocolate'
2010/04/19/ - Game Over -
I feel very low on self-esteem all of the sudden
2010/04/16/ - Yes I’m Still Using The Same Background -
But it was only ONE army!
2010/04/14/ - I Can Show You The World -
Stepping on the bodies do doot doot doo
2010/04/12/ - The Princess Uses A Bow -
I think the funniest part is that she has to squint and cover her eyes at night
2010/04/07/ - I Need A Hero -
WELL STOP IT
2010/04/05/ - Quick Fix -
Naturally we'd prefer to live in a movie rather than an actual battle-scarred savanna
2010/04/02/ - Solitudinem Faciunt, Pacem Appellant -
Don't worry, Spot can fix the plothole by . . . spinning?
2010/03/31/ - In The Spot Light -
I can't use the coarse language Saso does; I am a LADY after all
2010/03/29/ - When All You Have Is A Hammer -
Well how did you THINK he was going to get out of this one?
2010/03/26/ - Exceeding Expectations -
WHAT'S THIS? HOW WILL SPOT GET OUT OF THIS ONE? TUNE IN MONDAY, SAME SPOT TIME, SAME SPOT CHANNEL
2010/03/24/ - For The Birds -
I THOUGHT that rambling sounded familiar . . .
2010/03/22/ - Getting Your Drama Face On -
This arc just became an excuse to draw lions in tribal wear
2010/03/19/ - Technicalikitties -
. . . I didn't say stop licking my feet! (guys I'm just kidding)
2010/03/17/ - Kitty Talk -
It ruins the ENTIRE point of playing pretend
2010/03/15/ - Your Mind Makes It Real -
And why couldn't you have been here for Candy World!
2010/03/12/ - The Calling -
'But if it was in the future then . . . wait . . .'
2010/03/10/ - The Second Comic With Ninjas In It -
You have chosen . . . ninjas
2010/03/08/ - Foreignese -
im in ur chest stealin ur h4rt
2010/03/05/ - Replacement Excuse -
First two-three panels is probably what everyone wanted to happen in Temple of Doom
2010/03/03/ - Indiana Was The Dog’s Name -
Yes I know it's impossible to go through childhood without learning the floor is lava, just roll with it
2010/03/01/ - Three’s A Crowd -
In it, Peanut had to find nine unique ways to kill Grape. You know, pretend!
28. Ocean's Two wrote:2010/02/26/ - Doghouse Rules -
so then there are these samurai vampires which have demon swords, and the demons are a thousand years old and so are the vampires because there was a war
2010/02/24/ - Nature Is Ruthless -
Truly, the pinnacle of modern humor is Monty Python references
2010/02/22/ - The Dayjob Of Spot -
NOW NOBODY CAN COMPLAIN
2010/02/19/ - Show And Tell -
'50%' = 'six or seven cents worth', 'science' = 'powdered vitamins'
2010/02/17/ - Creator’s Lament -
see I have this idea, but I want YOU to do all the work, then we can split the profits
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2010/02/15/ - Plan B -
I should probably get around to selling that carbon paper company before I skip the country
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2010/02/13/ - Quick Valentine’s Bonus -
Housepets! is not responsible for hurt feelings, arguments or breakups resulting from the delivery of these cards, but most likely he/she will be VERY impressed
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2010/02/12/ - Let’s Get This Over With -
bdguy n kitch, headin 4 pool thx bai
2010/02/10/ - Snacktime -
Special guest appearance by Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly Sandwich!
2010/02/08/ - Hiding A Tree -
darn you, tube sock!
2010/02/05/ - And Now Back To The Show -
I just got finished reading hiimdaisy's Metal Gear 3 comics so you can read that initial OKAY like Snake
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2010/02/03/ - The Intermission Of Spot -
META
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2010/02/01/ - Among Thieves -
and when I woke up, my pillow was missing
2010/01/29/ - Oh There We Go -
by the way I was being sarcastic
2010/01/27/ - Huh -
Taking off my beard on the side of the road so a van doesn't have to be drawn is the best idea now
2010/01/25/ - Secondary Objective -
As we say in the pneumatic tube business, 'there aren't enough of us in business to have a pneumatic-tube-specific lingo'
2010/01/22/ - When Casing, It’s Always A “Joint” -
They turned the ballroom into something more literal
2010/01/20/ - Obviously The Wisest Course Of Action -
Also I already paid deposit on this shabby apartment
2010/01/18/ - Pool Of Tantalus -
Okay okay, another hint: if you play connect the dots, it looks like a bunny
2010/01/15/ - A Man Of Secrets A Ferret Of None -
I hope Mister Steward doesn't ruin our fun again, those newspeople are so nice!
2010/01/13/ - My Favorite Villain Shorthand Is Orphanage Landlord -
This guy is SO Dickensian that even Pete wouldn't touch him
2010/01/11/ - Easy Money -
So that was this morning, and since we HAD an extra billion we invested in another fleet of rocket cars
27.5 All the King's Men (prose) wrote:2010/03/27/ - All the King’s Men, part 1 -
For the people who think there's a timeline, it takes place in the middle of 'It's a Wonderful Dog's Life'
27. It's A Wonderful Dog's Life wrote:2010/01/08/ - Nor Hand Nor Foot Nor Arm Nor Face -
I have no idea why we have fixed names; it doesn't make much sense to me. Besides, I always wanted to be known as EXCALIBUR! (you have to shout it and pump your fist)
2010/01/06/ - The Real Culprit -
'So it's also like the metaphorical--' 'No, like the regular death'
2010/01/04/ - What They Want You To Think Yadda Yadda -
Of course Miss Auburn could circumvent the entire problem if it turns out the old gods had survived the--*gasp* that's it! To the internet!
2010/01/01/ - Gregory Who? -
And now we can go back to saying the year like two separate two-digit numbers FINALLY
2009/12/30/ - Because One Christmas Special Is Not Enough -
AKA Spot (superdog) Saves Rick From Having To Do Art While Family Is Visiting
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2009/12/28/ - So As Not To Leave You Hanging -
And then Sasha gets up and is like GROUP HUG
2009/12/25/ - So This Is Christmas -
I told you about that, right? I didn't completely overlook saying it in order to give you a bit of false hope?
2009/12/23/ - Since We’ve No Place To Go -
Yeah, I read The Little Match Girl. Not happening tonight.
2009/12/21/ - Your Heart Is Full Of Unwashed Socks -
The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: 'Stink. Stank. Stunk.'
2009/12/18/ - ‘Tis Better To Give -
TRANSITION POW
2009/12/16/ - Peace On Earth To Men Of Good Will -
This is the second time Fox's thoughts have been interrupted by uncomfortable laughter intended to conceal something! What does it mean!
2009/12/14/ - That Sinking Feeling -
King IS a bit taller than that, it's just that he's sitting down. Also, yeah this is such a weird comic
2009/12/11/ - Where Do Lonely Hearts Go -
Pete is sorta turning into the Once-ler, being just off-panel now
2009/12/09/ - Munchies And Crunchies In Here Somewhere -
'But it's COLD outside!'
2009/12/07/ - Home For Christmas -
In six, seven hours at most
2009/12/04/ - Try To Understand -
I don't see what 'Jamie from Mythbusters in a derby' has to do with a 'Gaspar'!
2009/12/02/ - An Undigested Bit Of Beef -
This is absolutely ridiculous! Have you gotten even bigger?
2009/11/30/ - And The Sentence Was Going To Be Time Served Too -
'S . . . so we'll be--' 'No, too late, you've ruined the timing'
26. Oops I Arced wrote:2009/11/27/ - A Thanksgiving Intermission -
Also we are thankful for our dull, placid documentaries
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2009/11/25/ - Whoops -
It just doesn't work without the black speech bubbles
2009/11/23/ - So Cool -
'I wish I could say this may have been preventable, but you know, future sight.'
2009/11/20/ - None Shall Pass -
You know since there's only been the one, I need a different tag for the raccoon
2009/11/18/ - Everyone’s New Favorite -
Thinking up poems is tough / - I think that I've had enough / - Go away
2009/11/16/ - Off To A Smooth Start -
. . . I was gonna say 'dog' but okay
2009/11/13/ - I Could Have Done That -
Ye got te wiggle yer fingers when ye say it!
2009/11/11/ - Key Phrase -
This neighborhood has the most improbable backwoods ever
2009/11/09/ - That Zach Is One Bad Bunny -
Of course by many I mean like five, six tops
2009/11/06/ - No Appreciation -
You didn't see anything *waves hands about*
2009/11/04/ - Third Wheel -
Um, Jerry wanted to see you in the kitchen
2009/11/02/ - The Fun Never Ends -
here we go again!
25. The Visitor wrote:2009/10/30/ - Which Plans? Witch Plans!-
Making this comic, I noticed that Halloween night is going to be almost a full moon, so that worked out nicely
2009/10/28/ - Punkin -
Yes the pumpkin is falling over like a ham. IT'S A CARTOON
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2009/10/26/ - How Terrible -
'Go For It!' is also a quote from Diddy Kong Racing
2009/10/23/ - Despite His Name Being Bill -
Up until this moment, Lucretia didn't connect the position of 'cook' with the act of cooking
2009/10/21/ - Puppy Power -
It's always funny when Peanut is yelling in the last panel
2009/10/19/ - Planted The Family Tree -
Nice hat
2009/10/16/ - More Human Than Human -
Is Peanut the king of makeovers now? No
2009/10/14/ - See You At The Party Officer -
I think I will possibly overlook the fact that your backyard currently looks like a ritual sacrifice
2009/10/12/ - Nature: Pushing The Boundaries Of Good Taste Since Forever -
You can tell it's still PG because I didn't drench Lucretia in any sort of fluid
2009/10/09/ - The Voodoo They Do -
TELENVENTION.
2009/10/07/ - Did I Mention You’re My Best Friend? -
'Did you want an orange soda? That's all that's in the minifridge anyway'
2009/10/05/ - SWEET CHRISTMAS IT’S A WOLF, GET IN THE CAR -
orange soda is awesome btw
2009/10/02/ - An Eloquent Speaker -
She followed it up with a few choice locutions, but you'll forgive me if I don't wish to repeat them here
2009/09/30/ - What Are You Still Doing In My Room -
Oh, I'm sorry, would you feel more comfortable if we sniffed each others' butts?
2009/09/28/ - Stranger Danger -
At this point, the people who wonder about the setting details will be torn: was the movie Wolfman about a guy who turns into a regular wolf, or was it just inexplicably racist towards Greek people?
24. The Uncanny Adventures of Spot wrote:2009/09/25/ - Dear Tabby -
Maxwell knows. He breaks out in giggles every time it's brought up.
2009/09/23/ - Subbed Stands For “With Subtlety” -
'Um, I don't have a VCR' 'That's okay, I brought one of those too. Just in case.'
2009/09/21/ - Only Funny To Me, Probably -
And don't ever bring up the projects he hasn't started work on yet
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2009/09/18/ - That’s Why You Save It For The Cover -
okay maybe I should put my fake skin back on before someone notices
2009/09/16/ - But Wasn’t That SHAZAM? -
I don't have to use my super intelligence for EVERYTHING you know
2009/09/14/ - The Uncanny Adventures Of Spot -
*I discovered a more elegant way to make notes in the comic, true believers! --ed
23. n-ple Date wrote:2009/09/11/ - Canine Scene Investigation -
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
2009/09/09/ - Next On Food Network -
Best episode ever
2009/09/07/ - Tiger Minus Tiger -
He doesn't spend ALL his time hanging around this pet-height table
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2009/09/04/ - I Dare You To Do Otherwise -
Storyline is over, the betting booth has been closed. If you have a winning ticket, please see the register now.
2009/09/02/ - Staying In The Closet -
The spirits are awfully helpful guys
2009/08/31/ - Soul Scattering Will Do That -
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
2009/08/28/ - But Happiness Is Not Dramatic! -
How dare you resolve this with the introduction of yet ANOTHER character! I haven't even gotten all the ferrets straightened out
2009/08/26/ - Well, Why Didn’t You Say So! -
Wait, two comics in a row, ending in watching a movie? Yes.
2009/08/24/ - My Love It Has Three Corners -
It is not just a little spark, it is a flame; a big, roaring flame! Ah, I can feel it now. It is burning, burning, BURNING..
2009/08/21/ - Muchas Smooches -
Why yes, every one of these dates has been one long awkward moment!
2009/08/19/ - Increasingly Bizarre Implications -
'Well I would LIKE to say that this is the first time this has happened, but . . .'
2009/08/17/ - Heathcliff’s, A Subsidiary Of Roadkill Cafe -
Serving the 'Wednesday night' special on a Monday is exactly what you think it is
2009/08/14/ - Paper Faces On Parade -
Not that Max was a direct cause, he is just a believer in regifting
2009/08/12/ - Dear You Just Look FABULOUS -
My stars, I've always thought cats were such INteresting people
2009/08/10/ - Which Is Why She Doesn’t Talk About It Much -
I guess I could have saved everyone a lot of grief if I had made this the last comic of the previous arc! Ahahahehe heh heh . . . um *gets mauled*
22. Money Sharks wrote:2009/08/07/ - In A Laundry Bag With A Dollar Sign -
To be fair, it's called the 'Boy Bino Sure Is An Idiot Trust Fund'
2009/08/05/ - Something Went Wrong Somewhere -
Much like Lego(R) Bricks and Velcro(R) Hook and Loop Fasteners, the 'official' plural for the BlackBerry is BlackBerry(R) smartphones, which nobody ever says seriously
2009/08/03/ - So Close And Yet So Far -
Bino would make a great marketing exec
2009/07/31/ - They Pity The Foo -
'Come on, it's fun! Laugh with me! Ahahahahahahaha! Aha . . . ehehe . . . aheh . . . erm'
2009/07/29/ - The Delicious Bold Taste That Money Can’t Buy -
As you can see it is lined with many delicate frescos and commissioned bronze statues which would likely take an artist hours to render in any significant detail if he were to reproduce this room
2009/07/27/ - The Spirit Of Competition -
More things it is equally likely to be: bread, a box of roofing nails, a warehouse full of undergarments, half a matchstick, a second edition copy of Flatland, a new collar, love, a boxful of feathers, a chocolate factory, or 'satisfaction'.
2009/07/24/ - The More Things Change -
I know there are butlers not named Jeeves, but how many people named Jeeves are not butlers?
2009/07/22/ - First Things First -
Wait, what? Who died? Huh? What? Wait . . . what?
2009/07/20/ - Meanwhile Back In Babylon -
You gave ferrets THUMBS?! What were you thinking!
21. Down At The Farm wrote:2009/07/17/ - There Went Nothing -
This comic has been specifically formulated for YOU to feel Peanut's pain
2009/07/15/ - He Was Saving It For A Special Occasion -
Rufus thinks Peanut is talking about the collie at the house over, by the way
2009/07/13/ - Many Very Convincing Reasons -
I noticed on Wikipedia that barn cats tend to be female. Well how about that, you get your EXTRA learnuns in today.
2009/07/10/ - Probably Taking This Too Far -
This is what YOU wanted. You dirty, dirty people.
2009/07/08/ - Paralysis Of The Mouth -
Also we were going to have a wet fur contest; normally we don't like getting wet, but for YOU we'd make an exception
2009/07/06/ - Playing With Your Food -
To be fair, the cow is expressing a mix of indifference and obliviousness
2009/07/03/ - Pushing Up Daisies -
Made Of Win is NOT going to sit idly by as someone makes bad puns
2009/07/01/ - Do Those Still Exist -
ack no touch
2009/06/29/ - Get Your Shoes On If You Have Them -
You could have warned me my perceptions about country life were completely unfounded!
20. Roadtrip Woo wrote:2009/06/22/ - Of Dishes And Taking -
This is not necessarily just the second time she's wanted to kill him this road trip
2009/06/19/ - Fast Learner -
She is also a princess in disguise and ten levels higher than all of you
2009/06/17/ - Unspilled Milk -
Yes his name is Earl Sandwich. If your last name was Sandwich, I don't think you'd be able to avoid silly naming conventions
2009/06/15/ - The Other Alternative -
I really ought to draw Mrs. Sandwich more often, it's like she's not even there sometimes
2009/06/12/ - Trajectory -
Grape can't close the window because dad put it into 'lock' position after a few too many boredom sprees
2009/06/10/ - Another Page Of My Childhood -
As you can plainly see, they have been informed of Uncle Reuben's job since the previous comic
2009/06/08/ - No Excuses -
Guess which side of the family Uncle Reuben is on
19. A Sinister Shadow wrote:2009/06/05/ - The Mini Adventures Of Spot -
At least, I don't think I am
2009/06/03/ - Yes All Of Them -
Even the girls. It's not as bad as you think, actually
2009/06/01/ - Not Good With Children -
'What about Priority?' 'Two hundred thirty.' 'Aww . . .'
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2009/05/29/ - End Of Year One -
I KNOW you were wondering
2009/05/27/ - I’m Never Going To Understand Humans -
Apologies to greyhound owners everywhere
2009/05/25/ - I Kid, People, I Kid; You’re A Good Crowd -
He's good people. For an animal.
2009/05/22/ - I Always Get Those Mixed Up -
Great, now I'M starting to monologue to myself
2009/05/20/ - Backseat Driver -
'Can you . . . can you say you're gonna drink his milksha--' 'YES THANK YOU I GET THE REFERENCE'
2009/05/18/ - Cool Clean And Refreshing -
I briefly considered giving Sergeant Ralph a German accent
2009/05/15/ - Or Belong To PETA -
Unless they were, like, going to McDonalds
2009/05/13/ - Headsteeringwheel -
Normally I would end the storyline right after something like this, but I have wanted to attempt to avoid ending them prematurely
2009/05/11/ - Smooth As Sandpaper -
If you do not imagine Bill's voice the same as Patrick Warburton, well, now you do
2009/05/08/ - Truly We Are Doing Good For The World -
Wow, Fox turned out rather scary, but then again I did decide to cover the whole van in opaque shadows . . .
2009/05/06/ - Something Is Missing -
Oh no he's naked! . . . wait
2009/05/04/ - Excellent Judge Of Character -
If you have been keeping up at home, you can probably tell exactly where this is going
2009/05/01/ - Like A Lightning Bolt Realization Strikes -
ASPCA is the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and they tend to be far, far more sane. Of course, you must have realized by now that the reason I bring them up is so you know there is an alternative. Oh crap I need something funny here. Um, BLAGABLOOGAH. GAH. Er. Okay, alt text is over, bye
2009/04/29/ - So Very Very Naive -
I remember a time when I would sit in the dark and have no urge whatsoever to speak my personal philosophy out loud
2009/04/27/ - No Joke Today, Just Violence -
There comes a time when, in writing a piece of fiction, that you realize you can make your characters do absolutely anything. This is one of those times.
18. The Continuing Adventures of Spot wrote:2009/04/24/ - Killjoy -
Grape can also get attached to minor villains. Why? Because within all of us is a small, ineffectual naughty person waiting to get out.
2009/04/22/ - Of Course It’s Gray, It’s Not Radium Paint -
Planet Orphan is, naturally, where all the orphans come from. It's a lot more conducive to G-rated storytelling than actually having missing parents?
2009/04/20/ - Because Good Is Dumb -
'Spot you idiot! This will make me consider being your not-cat girlfriend a TINY bit less!'
2009/04/17/ - Deus Ex Spotchina -
If you hang a large enough lampshade on it, you can handwave ANYTHING
2009/04/15/ - AKA The Author Needs A Break From Art Again -
Seriously, I haven't actually introduced any conflict into Spot before; this may be a corner I cannot write myself out of
17. Fall of the Pridelands wrote:2009/04/13/ - Any Year With No Fatalities Is A Good Year -
Panel 1: On top of the sign. Panel 2: On the wall by the patio. Panel 3: Third cinder from the left. Panel 4: Bino already ate it.
2009/04/10/ - It Was Covered In The Meeting -
About half of the rules concern the consumption of various items used in the hunt
2009/04/08/ - Housepets Gets Political -
The alt text is sorta like the little guy in the corner making his snarky soapbox statement, even though that's what the comic IS
2009/04/06/ - Because Mental Disorders Are Funny -
Aren't they just adorable?
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2009/04/03/ - AKA The Non-Canon Adventures Of Spot -
As I recall his actual last words were 'Rot in a croc's stomach you decrepit son of a--' and then he was speared through the face
2009/04/01/ - Yeah I Only Read It Ironically -
Feh!
2009/03/30/ - The Metatext Is A Harsh Mistress -
In the absolute least spoileriest way possible I'm just saying that page fifteen is so awesome. Just saying.
2009/03/27/ - Therin Lies Madness -
And Kurok, how could he involve himself with the cheetahs! Even though I've read six different guides to the stories I still don't have an adequate explaination! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE SO WHY AM I SO INVOLVED?!
2009/03/25/ - And Now, You Can Never Unsee It -
ALL of Joey's personal life incites this kind of reaction
2009/03/23/ - Five Weeks Of Allowance Down The Drain -
OW OW THIS IS SO WORTH FIVE DOLLARS OW
2009/03/20/ - Impenetrable Wall Of Text -
You are lucky: I could have gotten far, far more earsplittingly annoying with terminology, but I wanted to save space. Such as . . . Warpainted Thane Lightbringers of the Darkcleft Overhills! OW MY EARS
2009/03/18/ - Hey, It’s That Cat Again -
TRIPE-LE UP DEAL! Tripe 3 for 1
2009/03/16/ - Book Smarts -
No, this story arc is NOT just an excuse to draw buff lions in tribal clothing. At least, not entirely
16. Zap! wrote:2009/03/13/ - Well . . . That’s Over Then -
No crazy hijinks? What kind of a comic is this!
2009/03/11/ - Delayed Reaction -
You can fill in your favorite bad dog behavior. Interactivity!
2009/03/09/ - Bzzt -
Shock Collars: For the owner too lazy to punish his pet directly, but not quite lazy enough to not care
15. A Mouse Named Spo wrote:2009/03/06/ So No He Did Not Like The Box -
Don't worry, it's only a 12 hour shift
2009/03/04/ Midnight Confessions -
Spo wants to rub his face in SOMEthing, you see
2009/03/02/ Wonderful Night For A Bike Ride -
Bill hasn't been able to find a helmet that can cover his manly chin
2009/02/27/ And The Finch And The Shrew And The . . . -
. . . a sub-pet? I don't know, really
2009/02/25/ Especially Who? WHO?! -
What, you didn't think just because he wasn't in the story since Christmas that he's been doing absolutely nothing until this point, did you?
2009/02/23/ Their Naming Conventions Had A Cover Charge -
Anyway, like I was sayin', mom fed us cheese like ALL THE TIME. She would barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Der's uh, cheese-kabobs, cheese creole, cheese gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, mozzerella cheese, pepper jack cheese, cheese soup, cheese stew, cheese salad, cheese and potatoes, cheeseburger, cheese sandwich. That--that's about it.
2009/02/20/ Compensation -
The basket would have a card in it, and the card would say, 'I noticed your coat was looking a little dull, perhaps you could use some more protein in your diet'
2009/02/18/ This Is A Real 3rd Edition Gamebreaker -
Can you figure out which argument is the best one? TRICK QUESTION THEY'RE ALL STUPID
2009/02/16/ OHH DISS -
What is there a tiny Emeril in there?