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Doing dumb things is what makes us normal humans.
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I find Duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread-Mitch Hedberg
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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He who cannot obey cannot command | Benjamin Franklin
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*Jumps in into a random in school*
Me: I like avocados.
*Everyone stares at me, confused*
*I walk away like nothing happened*
*Everyone stares at each other and asks what was all that about*
"I like avocados"
- Eliel S. Morales. M.
Me: I like avocados.
*Everyone stares at me, confused*
*I walk away like nothing happened*
*Everyone stares at each other and asks what was all that about*
"I like avocados"
- Eliel S. Morales. M.
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"Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop."
- An awesome YouTube commenter, on the Old Spice commercial
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop."
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that...is the most awesome thing I've ever seen. MONOCLE SMILE ^_Q
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lold hardCoatl_Ruu wrote:"Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.
Anything is possible when you copy and paste.
I'm on a laptop."
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I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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To be what you is, you have to be what you, the only thing you're missing is a black guitar. Imma rockstar, hey baby imma rockstar, big city, bright lights. Sleep all day, up all night. -Rhianna Rockstar 101
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Two historic quotes brought to you from the most memoriable game ever made in terms of dialogue, the ever classic Resident evil.
"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
"thank you. I'll take this then"
from barry to jill upon seeing a locked door
and the other one
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
Barry after saving jill from a sticky situation
And as if they didn't sound bad enough on their own try to think of them being said with as little emotion as possible and a sizeable gap between each word.
"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
"thank you. I'll take this then"
from barry to jill upon seeing a locked door
and the other one
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
Barry after saving jill from a sticky situation
And as if they didn't sound bad enough on their own try to think of them being said with as little emotion as possible and a sizeable gap between each word.
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"Don't look down on me! I'm not weak! I'm no helpless princess! I can stand on my own two feet without you! Don't you ever forget it! I won't forgive you if you ever think of me as anything lesser than an equal!"- I made it up.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"1234!!!!!"-pretty much every punk band ever
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is! What became of the EU, who claimed that all are equal? It is in constant conflict because its tenets go against human nature!-Emperor Charles di Brittania
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Life is a *censored* toilet!-Nathan Winneke of Horse the Band
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe
I know its overused I don't care
I know its overused I don't care
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"-Frank the bunny in "Donnie Darko"
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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"Hydraxon... but your dead!!"
"I got better"
(Bionicle, Mahri-Nui storyline)
"I got better"
(Bionicle, Mahri-Nui storyline)
I has Deviant... urrm... by same name (durr)
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Drop dead! Now come back as a mouse. Now die a mouse death!-Russell Brand
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"An apple a day keeps the bus driver away." -Ed from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.
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"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."-Samuel Johnson
Unfortunately, this quote reflects me.
Unfortunately, this quote reflects me.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
I know that quote from somewhere...Wanderer wrote:"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."-Samuel Johnson
"My liege...! They said you were dead!"
"Yes, they told me that too, but I decided to ignore them."
(The Basitin King. Twokinds)
"Most people think testing is all about durability and reliability. Of course that's a big part of it. But before that happens - before you even have something to beat the **** out of - you need an idea that works. Dyson engineers get those ideas often by trying the ridiculous. Most of the time it ends in failure. That's good. Failure sparks thinking and the extraordinary."
(James Dyson, on failures)
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My friend: What the HECK are you doing?
Me: .....SHANK! I win!
*falls down stairs but lands on feet*
Me: WELL THEN.
*walks away like nothing happened*
True story.
Me: .....SHANK! I win!
*falls down stairs but lands on feet*
Me: WELL THEN.
*walks away like nothing happened*
True story.
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"Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag…" -Shikamaru Nara
(To Naruto) "My master entrusted me with a lot, from big things to little things. It's the same for you an unlimited number of things, don't you think it's about time for us, to be the ones who entrust not the entrusted, it's a pain in the butt but I can't say that; Someday you'll be the one to treat others to ramen and you'll be called Master Naruto… we can't stay kids forever, like Asuma and Jiraiya I wanna be as cool as them."- Shikamaru Nara
(To Naruto) "My master entrusted me with a lot, from big things to little things. It's the same for you an unlimited number of things, don't you think it's about time for us, to be the ones who entrust not the entrusted, it's a pain in the butt but I can't say that; Someday you'll be the one to treat others to ramen and you'll be called Master Naruto… we can't stay kids forever, like Asuma and Jiraiya I wanna be as cool as them."- Shikamaru Nara
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Yeah, Shicka is pretty awesome, among my favorite characters. I loved what he did to Hidan.
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What he did was a bit extremeyehoshua wrote:Yeah, Shicka is pretty awesome, among my favorite characters. I loved what he did to Hidan.
(To Hidan) "That pathetic Lord Jashin or whatever isn't your God anymore. I am. The only one bringing down vengeance is me." - Shikamaru Nara
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He only Blew up Hidans body and sepulted him in the Nara forest.
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A bit extreme, and he did it continuouslyyehoshua wrote:He only Blew up Hidans body and sepulted him in the Nara forest.
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Brian: "okay, say cool.'
Stewie: 'Cool.'
Brian: 'Alright, now say whip.'
Stewie: 'Whip.'
Brian: 'Okay, now say cool whip.'
Stewie: 'Cool hwhip.'
My friend: *pokes me repeatedly in the back*
Me: 'DON'T TOUCH ME.'
My friend: 'Okay!' *grabs my butt*
Me: 'I AM GONNA KILL YOU!' *chases him down hallway as several teachers look out of surrounding classrooms*
(I don't like to be touched when I don't want to be touched. But no one EVER touches my butt. )
Stewie: 'Cool.'
Brian: 'Alright, now say whip.'
Stewie: 'Whip.'
Brian: 'Okay, now say cool whip.'
Stewie: 'Cool hwhip.'
My friend: *pokes me repeatedly in the back*
Me: 'DON'T TOUCH ME.'
My friend: 'Okay!' *grabs my butt*
Me: 'I AM GONNA KILL YOU!' *chases him down hallway as several teachers look out of surrounding classrooms*
(I don't like to be touched when I don't want to be touched. But no one EVER touches my butt. )
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You just made one of the best quotes to family guy everMettlebird wrote:Brian: "okay, say cool.'
Stewie: 'Cool.'
Brian: 'Alright, now say whip.'
Stewie: 'Whip.'
Brian: 'Okay, now say cool whip.'
Stewie: 'Cool hwhip.'
My friend: *pokes me repeatedly in the back*
Me: 'DON'T TOUCH ME.'
My friend: 'Okay!' *grabs my butt*
Me: 'I AM GONNA KILL YOU!' *chases him down hallway as several teachers look out of surrounding classrooms*
(I don't like to be touched when I don't want to be touched. But no one EVER touches my butt. )
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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
We ain't going to the party
We ain't going to the game
We ain't going to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down main
We're stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
On a friday night
The Dead Kennedy's-Stealing people's mail.
We ain't going to the game
We ain't going to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down main
We're stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
On a friday night
The Dead Kennedy's-Stealing people's mail.
I think in Non-sequiturs
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
"I told you not to put metal in the science oven! What'd you do that for?"
Trash boiz
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The 3 quotes above me are awesome.
"Hey"
- Me, every time I meet someone. Literally.
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein.
"Hey"
- Me, every time I meet someone. Literally.
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein.
Doing dumb things is what makes us normal humans.
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"My density has brought me to you."Russiarules1 wrote:"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein.
- George McFly
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Thank God for science.
I believe there was a quote from Einstein saying something about science without God doesn't work and vice-versa.
(Whoo, I have said vice-versa two times this night )
I believe there was a quote from Einstein saying something about science without God doesn't work and vice-versa.
(Whoo, I have said vice-versa two times this night )
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"I don't have any influences, any heroes, it's just me". - The Infamous GG Allin
"The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at." - Marilyn Manson
"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another." - George Carlin
"The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at." - Marilyn Manson
"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another." - George Carlin