(OOC:Ooooooohhhhh, waitn', I'm waitn', and gettn' bored...OH HEY IDEAS!)
D-Singer wrote:“She sure is in a hurry, now why would that be if she was told to stay inside?” An AC van with damaged left headlights slowly rolled onto the top of the driveway.
The driver came to a halt, and pulled out a pair of binoculars, looking from a safe distance, by now, it was obvious that these weren't your average pets.
"Look, they already caught the GSD we were after," the rifleman said. "Let's just head back to base. That coyote's location is going to be revealed as soon as that shep wakes up, and we'll tag 'em later. We hit him with two darts. He's done."
"You're obviously one of the temps," the driver said dismissively. "I'm betting they have you on the regular payroll. No wonder you're such a bad shot." Through her binoculars, she noted a gray-black dog with lighter muzzle fur crossed the lot and started to examine the trailer.
"The heck that's supposed to mean?!"
"It means I got stuck with someone who doesn't need to rely on their shot for money..." The driver snapped back.
"WHAT?!"
"Move up a little, then talk to the secretary. She'll fill you in on-" She saw the window open, and Blood popped his head out. "LOOK! There's another pet in that trailer...it's that **** coyote! And he's awake, talking to the pet outside! Lock the rifle and peg the gray dog! And use the scope this time y-"
"Shut up." The rifleman slapped the hunting scope on top of the gun. "I don't know why you're in this, but I volunteered to protect the humans around here, because I heard the pets were just too **** smart, and smart pets can do crazy things, and not to dart animals indiscriminately. That GSD had it coming for attacking an officer, but he was defending his friend. Now, why get the gray dog?"
"He's talking with the coyote! That's more than reason enough!"
"I don't even need the binoculars to see that dog's wearing a collar!"
"You know the ferals around here have been wearing fakes lately? SHOOT!"
The rifleman snarled and rested the rifle across the window. "I swear," he muttered under his breath so the driver couldn't hear him, "Minka would kill me if she knew what I was doing to try and track Vint." He focused the scope, and the gray dog came into view. "All this over the wrong coydog...good thing today's the last day for my internship with this insane animal control unit."
The driver freaked out. "QUIT BEING SUCH A RIGHTEOUS WUSS AND PULL THE-" She knocked her leg against the gear shift, causing the car to lurch, shifting the rifleman's aim, and causing the shot to go off seconds later as the driver fell on top of the rifleman. The gray dog and the coydog noticed the van move, and the gray dog booked at as fast as he could, running back around the shamblely looking house. The coydog tried to duck out of the way, pulling his head back in. Wrong maneuver, this time around. The shot went high, shattering the window and sending shards at the hybrid.
"DID YOU HIT 'EM?!"
"What do you think, you insane *****?"
"I'll go after the dog in the house! You get the coyote!" The woman kicked open the door of the van and pulled a tranq pistol from her holster.
"You know, something tells me that you're going to get knocked out before you get off one shot. You're not thinking straight anymore!"
"Maybe you would screw up under pressure, you worthless rent-a-cop! You're not working on commission!" The female AC officer ran towards the house.
"...worthless? Not with what you just said." The rifleman pulled out his cell phone. "Something tells that this might be the reason for all the animal control horror stories from around here, rather than smart pets. And I've had just about enough of this."
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"...Hey, Christopher? It's Joesph. What?...No, I hadn't seen today's newspaper yet...You think what?...Well then, I think you'll find it interesting if you talk to the AC office secretary about working on 'commission...' Nope, just heard her say it...She went off on a frenzy after another dog...yeah, I'll return to AC HQ....Yeah, today's my last day anyway. Thanks again for getting me the internship, but I don't think it's given me any good work experience, not with these crazies telling me to do insane above the law stuff. Besides, trail's gone cold for Vint, too. Oh, just wondering...how's that one dog you told me about? Rav? His training coming along good?...He just got back his guard dog cert? Wow...Alright, I'm ditching the crazy woman and heading back. I'll see you soon."
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The crazed and angered AC officer reached into the back, and grabbed the sides of Marshall's cage, and began shaking it furiously, rattling the dog within. "I told you to shut up, you dumb mutt! You want a tranq in the head? I'd put you down myself, but your gonna be headed off to a fate worse than death, as far as I know!"