The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an iPod thrown at you. Apparently, the vending machine is a passionate techie.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get my severed limb. Good things it grows back though!

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You get a rock. GOOD LUCK FINDING THE LAND MINE

Pencil or Pen?
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uuhhhh. what did you insert?
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You Get: a notice that you are playing the wrong game in the wrong place

Insert: Pie
Edit: You changing your post makes my argument Null. D:
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You get the movie American Pie.

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You get senior citizens.
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You get an Organizer
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You get the 80's with internet.
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You get a bowl of ice cream. don't ask me how,

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You get an Iceberg
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@Teh Brawler: The Internet existed in the 80's in fact it has existed since the late 70's in the form of BBS.
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You get helium.
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@Ice: true, but it didn't really become a household "item" until the nineties.
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You get a family of sad raccoons

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You get fries.

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You get an anthropomorphic crustacean.

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What did you say? I wasn't paying attention.

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You Get:
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You get "No, I just wanted to be random, and you were the first thing/person to pop into my head."

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You Get: Warm reminesences of the late '80s and early '90s, including Indiana Jones-themed adventure meals from Pizza Hut.

Inserts: All the awesome toys/adventure gear and scenarios that came with those.
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You get a centuries old Kim Possible figurine with pose-able arms and a talking chest.

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you get the world's largest pencil.

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You get a wolf pelt. Congratulations! ;D

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The machine spits out the vending machine. The AI in the machine has learned that inserting a vending machine into the vending machine creates a black hole, and is therefor correcting the mistake.
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You get: a japanese comic! An awesome japanese comic!

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You get an entire country!

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You get a Raccat

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You Get: Eine Speisekarte!

Inserts: Ebly
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You get banned for misspelling "Ebly".
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you get: delish

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You get leaves

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You get stuck :3


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You get: Rainbow

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You get a Red-eyes black Dragon.

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You get: Yu-gi-oh's favorite amigo.

Inserts: A Yu-gi-oh card. (Face down)
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you get: Nobleman of crossout, removing that card from play! (if it was a monster)

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You get: A clear win.

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you get: A way to beat down bad guys, cross rivers, grab guns and just about anything else!

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You get: A headache for trying, but keep failing.


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Tobee wrote:You get: A headache for trying, but keep failing.


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You get sued for plagiarism.
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