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Stonehenge was actually a prototype of Lego.
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The pizza was invented by the ancient Greeks, and then lost for centuries... even the Romans managed to mistake advertising for rapid pizza delivery as athletes throwing discuses.
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The Colisseum and the Leaning Tower of Pizza are actually the remains of the first prototype of Angry Birds.
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I once went a year without sleeping AT ALL!
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I know how the prossess of though works, but if I think about it, I havdeacmgreefhjlutdsoewnfgdsfhsbdvgs
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There are colors so dangerous that mere possession of them is illegal in 17 countries.
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Earth gained all of it's water when a planetoid made up of pure water collided to the young earth.
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Possession of cinnamon donuts is illegal in 7 separate countries as well as in 3 states of the US.
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Monkeys are illegal pets in most of the former USSR because of their highly radioactive nature from eating too much bananas.
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The "Philip" screwdriver was invented in 1625 by King Philip IV of Spain.
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Carrot juice is actually a lethal neurotoxin.
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Rafflesia extracts can cure headaches, colds and hepatitis.
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Toilet paper was originally harvested by cutting toilet paper cane in six inch lengths. The protective bark of this arctic plant naturally grows in a spiral.
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Hlaoroo is a by product of ACME doing generic experiments on cartoon characters.
... Wait that may not be a lie! ...
... Wait that may not be a lie! ...
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This statement is not a lie, making it a lie because it's not-not-might be-yes-is-not true... I think.....
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Deep in the sun's core live strange alien intelligences of superheated Cajun food. Spicy and gelatinous, tendrils of ionized gumbo and boudin. They are responsible for the hurricanes that nearly destroyed New Orleans.
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The official currency of the USA is actually the Kumquat but nobody has realised it yet.
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That is why it's eleagal to be a kumquat farmer in all states except Hawaii.
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The government of china is kidnapping known artists to try and curb western propaganda.
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It is possible to build a jetpack using string, a washing basket, a rat trap and an asthma inhaler.
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With enough toasters, you can make a home made blackhole!
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Conversely, with enough black holes you can make a home made toaster.
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The moon was formed when an ancient comet flung a lot of cows into space. The cows accreted and eventually formed it's own celestial body around earth. All of their milk eventually formed into cheese.
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Sunglasses actually turn down the sun's dimmer switch, making it less bright and easier to see.
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Contact lenses get rid of all the dust and fog around you, enabling you to see better!
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If you say "chicken" fast enough it sounds like you're saying turkey.
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People who are addicted to GIFs have a condition called Hypergiflava.
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Mercury has a moon called Giip on which there are lakes of liquid sodium.
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Hlaoroo is cool.
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Hlaoroos taste good.
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This is the attack the above poster game. Hlaoroos taste bad with sauce.
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Recently a parchment was discovered in a tomb in Egypt which contained what was thought to be the shortest poem ever written - only half a heiroglyph long. Then it was discovered that the ink had just faded and the parchment was actually an early law textbook.
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The shortest published science fiction story is a shaggy dog story by Larry Niven, about half a page long.
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Radio works by warping words into another dimension and then releasing them at separate gaps in space-time.
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Space and time are irrelevant when you have an orange in your left pocket!
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CHAOKO is perfectly sane.
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The chicken is listed as the world's most dangerous bird.