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Granted. You get a little razor.

Oh, you meant THAT vorpal blade? Well, why didn't you say so? XD

I wish for a pet bandersnitch.
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granted , it eats you :twisted:
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The cake eats you and goes on to protest its rights.
I wish for free transit.
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Granted. But you have to pay an excess tails fee every time you want to travel.

I wish for a big bowl of cornflakes.
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Granted, they are unhydrated flakes of corn. Totally unprocessed and teeming with lice.
I wish telecommunication was free.
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Granted. But normal communications will be charged per minute.

I wish for faster lunch queues.
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Granted. But now the queue is moving so fast that you can't force your way in.

I wish I had more Malaysian food (my dinner was delicious. ;) ).
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Granted, they made the curries and sauces extra spicy.

I wish for bottled water to be cheaper.
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Yay, spicy curries! :D

Granted. But your food doubles in price.

I wish for a Van De Graaff generator.
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Granted, it's faulty, and the experience shocks you.

I wish for longer product warranties.
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Granted, but it voids if you even touch the product.

I wish for a tramway.
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Granted. Now you have to look both ways before you cross your living room.

I wish for a lollipop.
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Granted, a two ton lollipop pops above you and crushes you.

I wish for A/C everywhere!
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Granted. Everything (and everone including you) gets electrocuted.

I wish for a belltower in my house.
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Granted. It rings at the worst possible time in the night.

I wish for a watch that never loses track of time.
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Granted. But the alarm goes off every hour and you can't stop it, nor can you remove the watch.

I wish for an icecream cone.
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Granted, the tip is broken.

I wish for an unlimited supply of soda!
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Granted. I hope you can swim!

I wish for a black belt in judo.
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Granted, you have the belt but no skill.
I wish I had the dragon balls.
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granted, you have 2 of them... oh, sorry, did you want all 7?

I wish losing weight were easier
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granted , but now you lose so much weight you look like a skeleton :twisted:
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Granted. But you go crazy from the oxymoron you just made so you can't use it.

I wish for a hot chocolate with marshmallows in it.
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Granted. You suddenly become allergic to chocolate. And... the experience was bad.

I wish for an ice cream shop in every other block.
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Granted. It's in every other block of a small randomly chosen town in Slovakia. Goodluck getting there!

I wish I was much more productive.
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Granted. But time flows much faster when you're productive.

I wish for a high speed communications system.
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granted , it called "the phone" , and it will cost ya :lol:
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*facepaw* I forgot to state the specifics.

Granted. You can only cook hard boiled eggs.

I wish for a more diverse song selection in radios.
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Granted, they ALL suck.
I wish I could move small objects with my mind
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Granted. You can't move anything heavier than a pushpin.

I wish for my name up in lights.
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Granted. Everything you know goes up in flames shaped in your name.
I wish I had more energy.
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Granted. You explode because you can't contain that much energy.

I wish for my own radio station.
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granted , it gets attacked by bigfoots (yes , plural , also that was a camp lazlo reference )
I wish for a giant gummy fish
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Granted, it's a disfigured gummy bear.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
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granted , it's today , and you missed it ! :lol:
I wish I can make gold out of nothing
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Granted, your gold is worth nothing!

I wish I had control of the weather.
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granted , technically speaking , your emotion controls the weather , so....don't get mad , ever , ok ?
I wish for a never ending supply of egg sandwich <3
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Granted. It's bug eggs.

I wish for free grilled sausages.
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granted , those are free for a reason :twisted:
I wish for a soda twister :mrgreen:
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Granted, it tastes horrible because it destroyed whatever is in it's path.

I wish Animals can talk.
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granted , then Bino comes along.....
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